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The Artist Formerly Known as Tim edition

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sophie

>single linking

behave you runt

*modulates filter*

ummm... huh? i'm on? ok let see... uhhh...

doing a poo

nigella

Very broad shoulders for a girl

*presses demo*

done amphetamine

stimulant shits coming on in 30 mins

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proper instrument coming through

my mum used to smoke when she drove me to school and for some reason i always found that the smoke smelled good in the car but never anywhere else

How does is Corbyn allowed to get another few questions at the P.M. in the same session?
I've never seen that happen before today.
I heard her daughter's a looker.

need to cum inside her then go into the next room and heem her runt son with his guitar

hoe did she not get banned from televison after her drugs scandal

Nah

her kids on her TV show both looked fucking anaemic and half-starved

...

when was that then? i remember some sjws getting butthurt about her wearing a burqini when she came here

wouldn't mind playing with her bumhole 2bh

>bar staff and other patrons shouldn't have to inhale your smoke
They don't. They can fuck off somewhere else.

Nigel Lawson, honestly

mummy was spending all the food money on coke

Unironically a choon

got a cousin who looks a bit like her

we're both half irish so it would be half acceptable for us to shag as well

>tfw terrible at banter on Sup Forums

why are all good, moral men Catholic?

>it will never be 20 years ago and you can smoke anywhere

parents remember having a fag at the back of a plane with the pilot once

love watching smokers squeal like a bunch of pigs when the government gives them another swift kick in the bollocks and raises taxes

weak willed self-centred runts

>there's the blood of christ, and this must be the body of christ, everything is there

few years back, she was snorting coke

google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/26/nigella-lawson-cocaine-charles-saatchi

*fiddles kiddies*

wahey
doing a poo
having a go
wahey wahey wahey

with a stick!

i think america still has some casinos where you can smoke iside

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thank you

took me so long to record, copeland is too good :(

thoughts on the death penalty lads?

For comfy chit chat with our Croatian brothers.

Barbaric.

its terrible
Continental Europeans dont know shit about banter

a bureaucratic nightmare

States have no right to decide whether one of their citizens gets to live or die regardless of their crimes

nothing wrong with it

the only annoying thing about it is people sentenced to death can keep appealing it and drag it out for years and years wasting millions in tax dollars

oh just fuck off will you

bring at back, introduce next day hangings

cuck

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be

And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be

And when the broken-hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer
Let it be

For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Yeah, there will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be

And when the night is cloudy
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine until tomorrow
Let it be

I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah, let it be
There will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah, let it be
There will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be

Don't believe in it.

this is a post not characteristic of cat yank, very strange indeed

*grabs you by the collar and fucking LAUNCHES you into the wall where you land in a crumpled and sobbing mess*
learn your place, RUNT

>americans will literally put a price on human life
I keep forgetting you're borderline third world.

What's going on in this thre-

Outstanding post

fuck off nigger, you've had yours

...

murderers
rapists
paedos
muslims

hang the lot

Mum?

The yeojachingu

TRIGGERED

Alex Salmond banter.

>the state is evil and oppressing mun liberty
>they also have the right to kill me if i do something naughty
>i am fine with this
wtf america?

its not barbaric at all. There are crimes that get committed these that are so horrific that anything other than death is an injustice and cruel to the victims. Instead we allow human monsters to live in prison for 25 years

*it was a hologram*
*the real me teleports away safely*
nothin personell, kiddo

and that is completely irrelevant.

Bit racist

so did the NHS you absolute clown

the song "ride the lightning" by metallica tells the story of a man facing execution and asking what gives them the right to take someone's life

bit hypocritical though since death row inmates are always murderers innit

>why yes, I do believe that investing into a retirement fund via 'super' at an early age is a silly idea

>US govt spends more per person on healthcare than the UK
>we get it free
haha, yanks btfo

Principly, I’м not against it. But how to be 100% certain that the right person is being put to death and it is not someone who is innocent of the crime(s) in question?

Craving sweets atm

>free

you pay for it with your tax dollars

m8, I had my entire (albeit measly) super completely wiped out last year when the market took a bump. My future would be more financially secure if I had cash in hand.

Let's see your source then.

>dollars
fuck off yank

...

you pay more per person in tax dollars and don't get anything free
you btfo

Don't know about the case at hand but it wouldn't surprise me. The best way to get economists to care about people is to express illness in terms of lost revenue.

If someone wiped out my supper I'd give them a slap. I paid for it and put it together, nobody else has the right to eat it.

It's done lads

Corbyn wins another PMQs

>Ethiopian craving food

So I had period sex for the second time yesterday and this time I got blood all over my willy

Was fucking weird lads

Absolutely against

>a government can't build a society in which it's wrong to murder people while doing it themselves
>armed criminals are more likely to their firearms to escape under that threat
>executing people is costly and a plain violation of human rights

>this arseblasted aussie getting triggered by comments in the last thread

lel

your tax dollars pay for mudslimes to get it for free lmao

>"sweets"
AHEM
youtube.com/watch?v=vDqALZedbys

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it's not just for mudslimes (nice word by the way, proper sticking it to the fucking muslims eh haha good lad), it's for everyone, like any first world nation should have

what an age we live in la


bbc.com/news/world-39428949

This Bloody Mary is a bit too strong for me.

the welsh powerhouse

not sure if you're talking about me or not but since i'm not arseblasted and my involvement in this thread is fairly minimal i'll assume you aren't

I had to trigger Article 50. It would have been too embarrassing otherwise.

So you're going to leave the EU... out of embarrassment?

petroleum et circenses

i was talking to the yank

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/29/are-all-blond-men-evil-google

Wow really gets your noggin joggin

theoccidentalobserver.net/2011/03/rhonda-garelick-despises-aryan-beauty/

bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39424391
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39424391
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>Thank you. Your credit card limit has been increased
what should I buy? 12 months interest free

posting FOY is racism imo