If the brits didn't colonize Australia I would have grown up in France

>if the brits didn't colonize Australia I would have grown up in France

really makes me think

i suppose you're implying that it would be a bad thing, right ?

dunno, what's it like growing up in france

>if the potato famine didn't happen I would have grown up in Ireland

>if my grandparents didn't miss their boat to Australia bc they drank too much the night before I wouldn't be a fucking leaf.

actually does make me think...

>tfw I would still be in Lebanon
...

You actually would probably not be born

shhhhh

>If my grandparent were more accepting to scum I would have grown up in Sydney
Really makes me think

legit fob

>grandparents

2nd generation isn't fob bud.

>if my mum's parents didn't die when she was young and if she wasn't lost I wouldn't be a Turkish "diaspora" and I wouldn't get mocked on /tr/

Or Quebec

Well, you wouldn't be a convict descendent.

>if the Norwegian king didn't tax the fuck out of my ancestors I would have been born in Norway
IT'S NOT FAIR

I'm not now either. My ancestors came from France to start a farm just outside of Melbourne.

how? I wouldn't have the same mother most likely but I would exist

>if the Vikings didn't raid Yorkshire I wouldn't have blond hair but I'd probably be 100% Britonic

Where are they from? I guess north-west, we are the most adventurous.

What kind of relations do Australia and New Caledonia have?

how so

I don't know actually. I'll have to ask my dad next time I talk to him.

Don't know, why?

Good I guess N-calédonie is australian-japan tourist-dependant.

Not him but his dad would've just seeded another woman.
That's assuming that he would've still made it to the womb as a sperm.

what are you on down there in australia

we WILL get through this