/cric/ - Australia vs New Zealand ODI Series Thread #5

Dec 6, 2016 - 2nd ODI at Manuka Oval, Canberra (day/night)

Australia vs New Zealand

Match scheduled to begin at 14:20 local time

Australia won Match 1 by 68 runs

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BLACKED when?

Get fucked Hans

GAYLE'D

Don't blush baby

I got Lara Croft Go, lads.

How is it? Used to drop loads to her

It's not good at all. Definitely wasted my money there m8.

I fap to the reboot Lara btw. Old Lara is shit.

Is Lara Croft related to Brian Lara?

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No, if course not you fucking retard.

Why the fuck would you even ask this you piece of shit?

Kill yourself.

i used to get the old gaming mags and they used to have real life models pose as Lara. So many masturbation memories

Yeah, one of the old Lara models has been on Peep Show.

survived the asthma storm lads

A true cuckbourne hero m8

You're literally Superman in Melbourne m8

Steam does refunds i think

thanks lads
i had heaps of ventolin on standby

Lyon is going HAM, dropped twice in two overs

God help Melbourne

more pics m8

Is Brian Lara related to Lara, the residential town 18 km north-east of Geelong?

Holly would never touch a filthy nigger

Lyon gets his 50 with a for while a class of NSW kids (you can tell by the harsh ocker) are doing Wade impressions averaging a testie pop a second.

Ellyse has already got browned, Holly is next senpai.

And now chad has destroyed Lyon's manhood, as is the chad way of life.

Stoinis is fucking shit

>Hans
He's a poofta wog from Australia whose trying desperately and pathetically to become a poosonality. He moved to Sweden for the homosexual culture, seriously..

>Going to a shield game
True cricket patrician detected.

How do you verify poosinality status lads?

Accidently dox yourself

Ellyse is a filthy, ugly good for nothing whore so nothing lost

Might give myself a rusty trombone lads

Don't worry lad, the day before I go over to Melbourne, I will post a pic of myself, especially for you, so you can wait for me at the airport

Post a pic of yourself now lad

>Vile posters bearing the racist slurs 'Keep Australia White' and 'Stop the Hordes' have been plastered across a university campus over the weekend.
>The posters - which called for'sh**skins', 'ni***s' and 'chi**s' to get out of Australia - were found fixed to walls in the University of Melbourne on Saturday morning.

Saxon has finally snapped lads

Based

TRIGGERED

More like poorcunt detected.

>news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/victorian-government-releases-list-of-banned-baby-names/news-story/8a2f110daf7de8800ca555dbc48e47cc

This is the latest news folks

No thanks, I live about 40kms from Slumlord, and I go to his part of the world quite often, don't want to risk meeting that autist.

Besides, I have revealed enough about myself in order for you guys to generate a visual image of me in your heads

shit, was just about to name my kid prime minister

They actually used dunecoon on the poster, my personal favourite slur.

But overall shows the basic cowardice of these guys putting up posters at the uni when everyone is on break. Literal edgelord tier.

who actually is it? aus/pol/ ?

I know they have that website but how do they coordinate/communicate with eachother?

>LE FUGG LEE DOLAN DRUMPF IN LE UNRELATED ARTICLE XDXD

>""ASTHMA THUNDERSTORMS""

I was going to name my firstborn "Australia" just to show my dedication to my soon-to-be adopted country.

:(

Come here but be humble. Find a new girl. Your ex doesn't like you anymore. You can hang out with me if you want

Now this is quite clearly false flagging

Curran brothers on elite watch

Westworld is pretty good lads

Why don't the Dutch have an elite cricket team made up of displaced Afrikaners?

>put up posters overnight during uni holidays
Saxon truly is a weak pussy faggot of a 'man'

yeah it looks like a setup tbqh

>afrikaners are dutch

ur a retard m8

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What does the word "displaced" mean to you?

just another step toward getting australia day banned

If my ex didn't still like me, she wouldn't be surveying my LinkedIn profile using the various accounts of her friends and family, so I am alright thanks lad, I'll try again when I get there.

the enemy will scour anything they can. Your ex is doing that in spite of you

>an Afrikaans-speaking white person in South Africa, especially one descended from the Dutch and Huguenot settlers of the 17th century.
>claiming heritage from the 17th century as a reason why they should be picked for the netherlands

again m8, ur a retard

>socialists trying to remove australia day in the news recently
>well why don't we further the cause by false flagging as a "patriot" group
>proceeds to create outrage and get more attention

Who the fuck has tried to 'remove' Australia day?
And why the fuck would anyone pretend to be a nazi faggot?

you "guys" are fucking retarded desu

I'm going down the coast in a couple of weeks. Can I borrow that surfboard?

The "city" of fremantle

based truthbomb right here 2bh

Kill the farmer
Kill the Boer

>Worst Cuckstralia
Kek

>you are now manually imagining using a frozen naked holly as your surfboard

Is Golbat related to Chris Gayle's Goldbat?

Fuck I wish I had moves like this

Who would win in a fight, straffo or 190kg?

IRC I'd hope, but probably facebook

For a false flag I'd expect a spelling mistake and a less effort on composition. Somebody took pride in this work, it is a nice poster despite the fact I'm not aligned to Saxon.

You seem to be under the impression that her and I split up in bad circumstances. I'm not prozzie poster, I didn't have a bad split up from her, we just agreed that she was falling into bad habits of letting me carry her and I was pandering to it on account that I missed her and love her dearly.

Nothing was bad about our break up.

See Roelof van der Merwe

Why would you expect a spelling mistake? You know the object of a flase flag is not to be found out right?

she got sick of you. Im sure there was an initial spark but you lack long term commitment. You will never win her back again. I like you slightly just like your ex. It won't last

>tfw no white saffer gf

gooooooooood morning

massive diarrhea

no mention of abbos on the poster though

that is not even close to the point of a false-flag, it's to paint your adversaries in a bad light and frame them for something they didn't do.

A false flag would've been effective if it was amateurish in nature, photocopied, not some bespoke screen-printing on display. Spelling errors to paint the target as an idiot with no quality control. And finally, a SA group trying to do what they're doing would provide links to known enemies: One Nation and UPF, not some no name group that literally Sup Forums hadn't even heard of before.

How would you possibly know the ins and outs of a relationship that you were not privy to lad?
I know you have some sort of odd and unwarranted fixation on me and my relationship with her, but you are seriously creepy.

Seek mental assistance at your earliest convenience, because you are not normal.

>tfw best friends 16 year old sister has been overly talkative to me ever since break up.

Reminder that the UPF are a terrorist organisation for harbouring Phillip Galea

this

did i trigger something? She doesn't love you anymore. YOU have to move on. Melbourne girls will love a Microsoft computer person. I like you too. Move on from her, you can do better

Cypress Hill is still rad 20 years later.

t. whitey

You do realise that her and I were dating for almost 3 years right lad?
I appreciate your concern, but if we were happy together, why would we not try again when circumstances have greatly changed?
What you're proposing is silly

t.wigga

You left her.You're out in SA. She has had many experiences in spite of you. There is nothing there. You are expendable penis to her. Don't bother her again

You're efforts to be le ebin trole are exposing you as being an immensely unhappy individual.

Have you ever had a proper relationship before lad?
You seem to think that it is primarily built on sex, which I can assure you is not the case.

If you're asking if I am concerned about her sleeping around, my answer is no, I know what type of a person she is and I know from experiences she has already had in life that she would not do those things. Furthermore, I think I am more qualified to comment on this than you are. I think that in 3 and a bit years of knowing someone that I can gauge their character fairly well.

Again, I reiterate, nothing bad happened between us, we are still on good terms.

ok lad XD TROLL U

She has slept around, i guarantee this, i kno her from you and she fucks around. Good terms according to you..... she will play nice but she wants to be let go. Let her go, move on. You will find another just like her

Lmao, okay lad.
I find it incredible that you have the ability to judge the character of a person without having actually met them. You should extend this service to the rich and famous, you could save some people a lot of money, and I am certain they would pay top dollar for your "service"

you said it. I got deep inside of you. I know your both your intitials

>its a "fell in love with a prostitute man"'s gimmick gets old so he finds a new one arguring with a proxy

*yawn* too tired for this one tonight lads

You're relationship reader based on initials bro?

yes, you have someone who loves you forever

Lol, okay, what are her's and my initials then lad?

haha, you know you want a love reading you have it

not particularly concerned with your brain sharting, MBTI-lite rubbish. Literally pseudo-pseudoscience.

you are a shell of RC now.

Got my RSA today lads.
Looks like the neet life might nearly be over for me

No, I asked for my initials and hers, because I am interested to see where you got your "resourceful information" from.

As I am literally a ghost online