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>French GP return at Paul Ricard confirmed
>Alonso not going to Mercedes according to new McLaren boss
>Valentino Rossi offered Wolff to drive for Mercedes

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Shit OP

overtake of the season right there

The best drivers in F1 and Rally history are German (Schumacher and Röhrl, and NASCAR as well basically since Dale Earnhardt is ethnically German, as is Sébastien Loeb by the way for the most part since he's Alsatian).

According to for example Bernie Ecclestone the best driver in history is Jochen Rindt, who was born in Mainz and whose parents got killed by British assholes in the Hamburg bombings.

You Brits are pathetic. You did so much damage to our country, you killed hundreds of thousands of civilians, after we offered peace which you rejected, but you still out of nowhere have to talk shit about us, as you did there with your comment, but you guys somehow never expect a reaction and if you get one you are assblasted like the average British teenager.

You wanted to destroy our country and after we were destroyed (which you needed a lot of help from others for) we still managed to become one of the strongest countries in the world (again) whereas you decided to become pedophiles.

After WWII you realized how much better than you we really are when you are not united with USA, France and Russia at the same time and your inferiority complex got stronger and stronger.

You invented the stereotype of Germans being unfunny but that doesn't stop people from saying that Schumacher and Vettel are two of the funniest and most entertaining drivers ever.

You focus on Vettel and Rosberg but ignore that Heidfeld, Hülkenberg and Lotterer are, (after only Jules Bianchi) the arguably most underrated and unluckiest F1 drivers of the millenium.

And the best English driver in history is a nigger, so get fucked, Anglos.

I will make the next one, promise. It's gonna be YUGE!

>since Dale Earnhardt is ethnically German
don't you fucking encourage the sepps

>Valentino Rossi offered Wolff to drive for Mercedes

really??? this thing got out of control

w-was he in full lock?

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Just got the call from Mercedes lads

Not if I beat you with Hamilgoat

What if the US military started an F1 team?

Who has best odds for Bottas? Unibet has 4.

>it's obviously going to be him

Rosberg
>Had a natural talent
>Also had a deep affection and belief in his father
>Developed a strong bond with a childhood friend, each of them growing as the years went by
>Friend changed and grew without him, gaining unnatural power
>Worked his way up through the order, beating smaller opponents (GP2 Title / Williams teammates)
>Watched as his friend (now rival) gained huge success
>Got wisdom from an old master
>Rejoined rival and challenged him one-on-one
>After some failed attempts, he finally beat his rival, following in his fathers footsteps
>Immediately retires having become the very best to spend time with his wife (who is also a childhood friend)

Is Rosberg a Shounen Anime Protagonist?

>When is Sup Forums making a movie about him

hi felix

>You invented the stereotype of Germans being unfunny
there's nothing humorous about your post in the slightest, looks like it's a true stereotype after all :^)

>but ignore that Heidfeld, Hülkenberg and Lotterer are, (after only Jules Bianchi) the arguably most underrated and unluckiest F1 drivers of the millenium.
Heidfeld is not underrated, but is unlucky
Hulkenberg is vastly overrated by people like you who think he's good because >muh pole position when that's literally his only achievement in F1. He has a good junior record but as Gutierrez proved, junior records don't mean shit in F1 if you repeatedly fail to deliver when given good hardware.
Lotterer is valid (but 1 gp lol)

>And the best English driver in history is a nigger
fuck off natso scum

Lotterer isn't underrated; kid won like 8 le man's or some shit

Second series with a new MC when?

>has pride in his family, plans to succeed his father
>meets his rival early
>gets beaten continuously
>finally defeats his rival by taking advantage of unfortunate circumstances
>leave immediately

rosberg is vegeta of f1

underrated as far as F1 goes

he hadn't driven an F1 car at all for twelve years, no simulator sessions, just jumped straight into a shitbox at the last minute with zero preparation, with a team who were favouring Ericsson because he brought more money, and fucking trounced Marcus by a full second in qualifying.

Sure, some of that might have been down to knowing the circuit but it wasn't a fluke.

Terrible post there, but at least it wasn't animefaggotry.

Have they fitted those extra-wide seats you ree'd about?

if anything, it highlights just how inept son of eric is in grand prix racing.

I swear all swedes are masochists. No sane nation would want to be constantly humiliated like 'sson has been and keep throwing money at him to keep him there.

Well done Alex, we knew that 500 win would come in handy

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Oh, in that sense yeah. Honestly I don't really give a fuck about Audi's WEC program so I don't pay that much attention to how he drives, but I think he was the fast one in his teams. If he was in F1 full time earlier on he would have probably won a WDC if he got into the right car.

>06
Confirmed

Valentino Rossi mastering F2004 and making sick laps for a non-F1 driver in tests, in todays car he could easily get to podium

Honestly, I reckon half of the MotoGP field could jump in a 2016 spec car and BTFO most of the F1 paddock

Instead of betting on Bottas, I made idiotic bets on tomorrow's CL matches. Fuck me.

But the best driver in the history of the sport is Mika Häkkinen so I literally don't know what you're talking about

come to /bet/ lad.

>Mika Häkkinen
That's not how you spell Jack Brabham

>Had a natural talent
no

but thats what makes him sorta great (not an all-time great, of course, and not the best of his era)

Wow, I've never seen Graham Hill spelt like that before

i think you spelt Jim Clark wrong

But that's not Gaius Appuleius Diocles

>implying he wasn't an utter horsebabby

Adrianus Neweyleius simply was the best horse breeder.

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>counting the afrikaner
he won't be happy about this

Guys, if I fly to Australia for the Melbourne GP in march, will kangaroos bully me to the point I have to fist fight them?

>youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

Do you think Toto laughed in his face when he asked for Rosbergs seat?

>implying he isn't their first choice

>will kangaroos bully me
Yes
>to the point I have to fist fight them?
You'll get fair fucked before you can raise a fist lad

To be fair they were actually bulls

>Nico filled the championship trophy with ice and used it to cool his champagne

Top lad.

If you are asking questions like that you probably aren't ready to go to Australia

Rossi was potentially going to drive for Ferrari instead of Raikkonen. He was quick when he tested the Ferrari, and honestly would have been rather good.

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>USA Commentary w/ Jackie
>German Com during Commercial Breaks

>Villeneuve
He's French not Britsh

In a 2008 car he was 0.230 behind Raikkonen's fastest race lap of the 2008 Spanish GP.

Problem is he was using slicks while Raikkonen had grooved tyres.

Mercedes will make some sort of bullshit trade and pick up Sainz. He's the ideal #2 driver; no threat to Hamilton but competent and knows how to not JUST the car.

Who are the men in those photos?

jorge lorenzo would be a better choice for mercedes

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If they want Lewis to win, sure

It's Commonwealth countries, to be fair south Africa wasn't Commonwealth when sheckter took his title.

Rossi wanted to jump straight to ferrari, and ferrari wanted him to gain experience in a midfield team first
>Lorenzo would be a better choice for Mercedes
if they want a driver that will be whining all the time he is the best option

If he wants to win a Championship Marquez has to switch too

>Heidfeld, Hülkenberg and Lotterer are, (after only Jules Bianchi) the arguably most underrated and unluckiest F1 drivers of the millenium
you forgot to mention Heinz Harald Frentzen.

>fought for WDC 1999
>lost it because of an electrical failure
>got fired from Jordan in mid 2000
>had to join Prost
>somehow managed to get a 4th place qualifying in Spa with the rather slow car
>had to start from the back anyways because of gearbox issues
>had to join Arrows in 2002 because Prost folded
>another slow car, yet he managed to score points (the only ones for Arrows in that year)
>Arrows folded during the season because the main sponsor stopped paying them
>joined Sauber for 2003
>good results again
>got fired because Sauber's sponsors apparently didn't want to have two german drivers (he was driving alongside Heidfeld)
>not to mention Corinna Betsch used to be his gf in the 80s
>Corinna Betsch later broke up with him and then ended up marrying Michael Schumacher

name one (1) driver that was more unlucky

When did they change the rules so that you can change the brake bias by pressing a button on the steering wheel instead of taking your hand off the wheel and adjusting the "knob" beside your leg? I'm guessing 2014?

Pic related was Schumacher in 2012 and since at least 2015 I've seen the Mercedes guys adjust the brake bias from their steering wheels.

Bo77as ain't going to MB, it will be a german driver, most likely rookie of the year

Dr. Marko won't let go of his Latin boy slave

I feel like a lot of them prefer to use the wheel to be honest.

Do we have any idea what configuration of Paul Ricard's track will be used for French GP ?

it will randomly change every lap (about 52 times)

I don't want it tobe Werhlein, he is too young to be a championship contender.
If only Hulkenberg was available

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Frentzen was fucking based. He used to drive hearse as his day job and I think he went back to that after he retired. His family has a funeral home business or something.

He also had a god tier helmet.

Does he have any children?

Yeah of course they prefer it. But it was banned before.

>Does he have any children?
technically yes

he masturbates into the coffins before the padding has been installed and the cadavers placed inside

>tfw there's a timeline in which Schumacher didn't have the accident and got called back to replace Rosberg as Hamilton's team mate with a 1+1 year contract

>Does he have any children?
he has 3 daughters

what a kukkola

he'd be forty fucking eight
he was shit enough as is in 2012

Actually he was better than Rosberg in 2012.

aerodynamics are just amazing

You now remember the crowd booing Bossberg on the podium at Silverstone

>he was shit enough as is in 2012

Here's your (you)

>yea we want this t. Merc
>ok t. cuckFIA

>two blacks in the team simultaneously

Probably a bit too much even for Germans honestly, just not a smart marketing move considering who actually buys Mercs. The Ros/Ham pairing was perfect marketing more or less

Soon...

>kinda beat Rosberg
>good

Schumi's return was a pure farce. Would have been Trump-tier odds betting on Rosberg beating him 3 years in a row

Plus if he came back now if he wasn't potato, its yet another new set of regs and it would take the undisputed GOAT greatest driver of all time ever with every single record at least 2 full seasons to get used to the cars

fuck schumi

That would be pretty hilarious.
>Penalized for going off track on a lap where pitlane is excluded from the layout

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I found it weird that Hamilton thought Rosberg shouldn't have celebrated that win because "he was given the win" and then next year celebrated his win in Monaco when Red Bull gave away Ricciardos win to him.

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Spanish media reporting Mercedes has contacted Alonso today

>spanish media

well they would say that.

Spanish media reporting Merhi called Wehrlein a nigger today

>Nigcedes

laughed to be honest

Considering that F1 is watched by like 80% white people, 10% Hispanics, 7% Asians and 3% Blacks I dont think they'll do that tho

considering that out of these 80% white people most are cuck and niggerlover, Wehrlein will be their driver next year

Lol Murray walker used to mock frentzen live. Frentzen was famous for doing God tier races and fucking up in the last laps.

>lost it because of an electrical failure
No, he never lost it because he was never in contention for the title. He was great that year, but the closest he was to the top that year was like 15 points behind Hakkinen and Irvine.

Next WDC will have the last 2 digits of my post number

heh, gimi :D

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I bet you jerk off to the autist who won his two championships in a Newey rocket, almost choked one of them to pic fucking related and then fucked off to retirement 11 years before Schumi, even though they are the same age and both debuted in 1991.

You fucking homosexual, gypsy-loving, antifa scum.

REPENT YOU FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!

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