Anyone ever have a class with a famous athlete? What were they like

Anyone ever have a class with a famous athlete? What were they like

I did a group project in university with Nina Dobrev

Was she a bitch? She looks like a bitch

she was cool she just didn't do any work. she dropped out at the end of the semester.

what did her chair smell like user

kek

Sweat with a hint of piss you fucking virgin.

My wife private tutored Draymond Green on the weekends. He was so stupid she had to stay extra late every day. He hasn't changed.

Damn, now he makes enough to take your bitch.

The come up is inspirational

>private tutored Draymond Green on the weekends

> stay extra late every day

Oh my god, you must be the worst cuck ever.

>My wife private tutored Draymond Green on the weekends.

>He was so stupid she had to stay extra late every day.

Am I the only one reading the subtext here

kek

that's the joke

user...

Did your wife ever come home slap, scratch marks on her body? Also did she feel looser in bed?

Went to high school with hang conger. He was alright other than making lil John inspired pimp cups everyday in ceramics. And he got caught cheating in poker allegedly.

why should she? haven't you seen his dick?

I went went to high school with Robert Swift of the supersonics guy could shotgun 11 beers in a row

Idk, im not a faggot

Went to school with Helen moroulous and her brother Dan

They were okay, I guess

ITT: spot the newfags

that's the joke idiot

quality cuckposting

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Not really famous, but I had many classes with Ryan Mallet, including the infamous

>who got a scantron for ryan mallet

James Johnson from the Heat went to my high school.

Brandon Nimmo from the Mets is also from my hometown.

Ran alongside the girl who set the US highschool women's mile record

Stories, lad?

He's small as fuck

sup BHS senpai

requesting infetterence

Didn't get it, sorry. I'm german, I'm lacking the genetics to understand your humor.

Christian Hackenberg ate at my table while I was a waiter in SC. That's the only one I've got. He's not exactly famous tho.

Joel Embiid would show up for the first 5 min of class then get up and walk around the hallways until class ended. Sometimes he would buy food and walk around eating it

I was in the same year with Lautaro Acosta (altho not the same classroom)

He was like any other nigger here

Now this is excellent shitposting

I was Harry Kane's local team teammate in 2007. He played cm if i remember correctly

We didnt go to the same school, he went to one like a few kilometeres away.

Tony Gerhart normally sat behind me during math lecture, whenever he would deign to come to class.

He was a moron.

I had 7th grade history class with Sam Hoopes who's an Sports Illustrated model now. She was the first girl I learned about blowjobs from.

I saw CM Punk at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

10/10

Y-You sure that wasnt a hobo metalhead?

kek

>Draymond Ape Kick Green
>BBC

Could have chosen a better bull but 7/10

On a similar note as this, I went to high school with Hannah Ferguson (pic related) in an extremely small town in Texas. She didn't talk much, but was smart and friendly to every one. Her younger brother was in my grade, he was a douche nozzle

I went to high school with Marcus Smart. Just like at universities, the basketball team was grouped together in easy as fuck classes.

Nice copypasta

I went to a school with some England rugby players including Owen Farrel. He just spent all his time in the gym and had the most chad face I have ever seen.

I went to Dab University with Jesse Lingard

I saw Andrew Wiggins at Brothers one night.

My friend asked for a photo with him, he said no.

Wiggins seemed a bit autistic.

I saw Messi at a grocery store in Amsterdam yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Sprites in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Sprites and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I was in a bowling league with Travis Releford.

AMA

We had my sons birthday at the bowling alley. I was able to throw the ball 23mph. Is that good.

Hard to get your ball to break @ 23mph

You're breaking my balls here.

i went to elementary school with matt barkley

he was the smartest in our class but cheated once on a first grade spelling test with flashcards in his desk

Do...do you think he's kicked her in the cunt?

I went to school with Alexis Texas. Well her sport has something to do with balls if that counts for anything.

Not surprising

did she ever suck your cock?

lol do you even realize she probably fucked the guy?

Because he's probably annoyed that random assholes with no respect for privacy probably ask him 24/7 for a picture?

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I played basketball in high school with Jimmer Freddette at the local YMCA. we went to different schools (10 mins apart) ans were in different leagues so the only time I could play with or against him was at the Y


This dad still plays in an afternoon league in Glens Falls. Is pretty cool to hear him talk about Jimmer (though I haven't been there since like 2014)

when will cuckposter get perma banned?

Weird. I went to middle school with Emily DiDonato. She was tall af and had braces and nobody looked at her twice. But she played basketball so that's cool.

yeah god forbid someone break up with some humor every once in a while.

No shit, Hans.

Wiggins was always a reserved guy.

It was just weird to see one of the highest profile recruits in KU basketball, standing around at a bar, not drinking, with his hands in his pockets like an autist.

Went to high school with a porn star. They're athletes, right?

croatian reading comprehension

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Jabrill Peppers transferred to my high school when I was a sophomore. Within a year he had completely changed the dynamic of the place. It's incredible to see how well he's doing now.

He also had a fat ass.

Jeff Hostetler. Plays softball. You can hear the sparks fly off his knee replacement.

went to highschool with evander kane.
only had a few classes with him. he didnt seem like a total nog back then.
all he ever did was talk about hokkei and make simpsons references.

He would have made a great /hoc/ poster. See? he even had memes from the simpsons.

I've had sex with Christians Eriksens current gf

before they got together though

>getting cucked by a frail white boi

did he have a lot of friends or just autistically walk around alone.Was he known for the being the memester he is today?

she's beautiful

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I played against Alan Pulido once in middle school. He played for Olympiakos and has some caps for the NT. His brother is also a footballer but he's shit.

Looks like she misses your cock

went to middle school with 2 guys who are playing in the NHL.

One guy was super chill, and actually super nice. He missed lots of school to play hockey. I see him in our hometown once in awhile and we always have a little chat.

The other guy was the stereotypical hockey guy. All the hockey slang, and only hung out with other hockey players. I thought he was a prick at the time, but he never did anything to me. In all fairness, whenever I talked to him he wasn't that bad.

I saw him at a night club in the summer and he tried to buy a girl a drink and she denied him.

>most of the people posting in this thread dont remember this pasta
im gettin old lads

I see Josh Jackson, devontae graham and a lot of the other players all the time..

Devonte Graham is a bro, probably the coolest guy on the team.

Branon Greene ripped me off for 90$ but he gave me his USA shoes he wore in SK as collateral so their mine now I guess...

And I'm personal friends with Justin Wesley, the 6th or 7th man for the 2008 title team.

How much coke did they do

Oh shit, one of my best friends went to Paramus in the same grade as Jabrill too.

Came here for this post

I dunno about really "famous", but I went to school with two current NHL players and played with a few others when I was in bantam/midget

They were chill, the two I went to school with weren't really at school much because they were traveling around so much with their junior teams and the one was in the world juniors. They were pretty much just normal dudes though, they just were also unbelievably good hockey players.

It's an awfully small world senpai. If you're at liberty to tell me, what were their initials?

I've heard Devonte is a pretty nice guy.

Kevin Young was also a good dude, he talked to me for like an hour one night when he was a bartender at the Ranch and i was wasted.

My bro used to bounce at the Cave, always talked about wanting to beat up the Morris twins.

DL.
Dude is also hella gay.

it was middle school so they weren't drinking or doing coke.

As far as I know both live pretty clean lives.

The high school hockey players did loads of blow tho...

Did he stand out compared to other players? Also what youth team was it? interested spurs fan

i went to rutgers with ray rice and was kinda friendly with him. he seemed like a cool guy, wasnt an asshole sports bro at all. seemed pretty quiet and focused. i wish he got a second chance like most players

Played with chapito montes in juarez

kek we 3 fucked up bruhs

What team?

Is it bad if I have already seen this joke on Sup Forums quite a few times?

I had a beer with Stamkos at Jakes in Unionville

my dad went to HS with Thurman Munson, in Canton. He was an asshole pretty much his whole life.

I met him on Pro Day, this was like 2011. I approached him when he was crossing the field. Just said I was a big fan and if I could get a picture, he said sure, had some guy take the picture. He said to tag him on facebook and fist bump, cool guy.

I had class with Mohammed Sanu. Very low key guy. It was a lecture, so large class, never approached him.

Also had class online with Alexi Lalas. Like teacher had us write about ourselves as a first assignment. Naturally he ended up getting like 50 replies. While regular students got 2 or 3, we had mandated reply assignment. But he seemed a little cocky from his posts.