My dad is being a fucking dick. We made a bet he wouldnt shve his beard until 2018. If he shaves it before, I get 25 $. If he doesnt shave before 2018, he gets 25 $.
Now fastforward to 20 minutes ago. He admits that he shaved his beard 2 months ago and i didnt notice. Now he says he doesnt have to pay because I didnt notice. But I say he fucked up when he told me. Because that was not part of the original deal. And now he refuses to pay. Being a dick.
I said to him that im gonna do whats necessary to get my 25 dollars. Im gonna have it one way or another.
What things can I do to annoy him enough to pay me whats mine? I already said im not helping around the house until I get my money.
Dominic Nguyen
This sounds like a plot to a gay porn.
Jordan Edwards
I want to make him see that im not a man he should fuck over
Easton Gray
> underage b&
Tyler Butler
you would know, wouldnt you
Carter Davis
...
Thomas Baker
im 19 and this is 100% real. And i dont want to push him enough to kick me out
Aaron Foster
>What things can I do to...
Kill yourself, pathetic piece of shit. No really, go fucking hang yourself. Stream it id it's possible.
David Gonzalez
You clearly aren't a man, and he clearly did fuck you over.
Andrew Smith
Pull a knife on him and threaten him, then stab him 3 times in the stomach and shout "WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN?".
Michael Fisher
You're just a man who doesn't notice when someone shaves their beard.
Leo Barnes
Fuck his wife
Xavier Thomas
This.
Julian Taylor
Rape him
Noah Long
Vote for Trump.
Ohhh, too late for that, uh...
Gabriel Ramirez
You're literally throwing a fit over 25$ are you five?
Bentley Mitchell
suck him off
Christopher Fisher
> free rent, paid by dad There's your $25
He should have kicked you out a year ago. On your 18th birthday in fact.
Hudson Moore
You can't be any older than 12.
Ryan Nelson
Ffs i thought you guys were the perfect guys for the job. That you knew how to come up with a plan that would torment his soul, eat him up from the inside, knowing, that I am the man who did this to him because he didnt pay his share
Ayden Walker
MODS MODS MODS
Charles Anderson
>pay his share
What the fuck would you know about that, ass?
Easton Torres
You should have said it was like $250 or something so you don't sound like a kid who gets pissed about $25. Either way, you should admit defeat, he totally pulled one over on you, acting this was makes you comes across as a salty loser who isn't admitting they lost because they're so mad about losing.
Bentley Rodriguez
Sounds like you're taking this to an autistic level. So he shaved and you didn't notice. WTF? You going to all apeshit over it? You gonna slash his tires? spray deep woods off all over his car? firebomb his house? Kill his wife? Fuck you, user. Ever try being a man and just letting stupid shit go? Are you the kind of guy who JUST HAS TO pass a louder fart when you hear someone pass a bit of gas? Do you always feel the need to be the first person to the highway exit?
Luis Diaz
Stop being a whiny little cunt and get a job you lazy faggot.
Asher Ramirez
sounds like you get nothing because hi not helping, Im dad
Owen Miller
" Daddy, shoot your yummy cummies all over my face! " -- OP
Aiden Evans
Do all of these things user
James Cooper
But I didnt lose. He cheated. If i knew he could this, ofc i would pay attention to his beard if I knew I could lose the bet by not noticing.
Its not that 25$ is much, I have a job. But its the fucking principle involved. He lost the fucking bet, but acording to him. He won over rules that were not mentioned
Kevin Baker
And i want whats mine
Jose Flores
>if I gave a shit I would have paid attention
Your dad is right. Grow up.
Owen Reed
If I met you in real life I'd beat the fucking shit out of you for being such a huge faggot kill yourself
Cooper Clark
dont matter if i gave a shit or not, a bet is a bet. That's not how to the world works
Easton Stewart
Just grab his wallet and take it. I did that when I was like 11
Dominic Ortiz
all of my keks when that is exactly how the world works. grooooow up.
Henry Price
I hope he tans your ass
Asher Fisher
So lets say i murder someone. Bury him. 15 years later, cops find him. And I say, well you should have catched me when i did the murder but you did not. So now you cant do shit. Nice logic
Matthew Perez
Take a picture of you touching his penis at night while he sleeps. That'll fucking show him.
Cameron Gonzalez
crying like a faggot over $25 and telling people how the world works your dad should put his foot up your ass
Robert Hall
You didn't notice, you don't deserve shit.
Lincoln James
These two things are in no way related. The cops give a shit, so they find you. How old are you?
Justin Gutierrez
Even kek hates your thred
Parker Johnson
Fkin nice help as usual. You bunch of fucking assholes
Jace Smith
With his dad penis in his mouth
Adam Ramirez
Grow a better beard than him by 2018. Nuff said
Jack White
Take the tv remote, put it in his car. Tell him that he has it. Tell him since he didnt notice where you put it, its a $25 fee for him to learn where it is.
Zachary Morris
He taught you a lesson it's worth more than $25 dumb fuck faggot.
PAY ATTENTION
Oliver Reyes
>muh principles muh principles So you're more principled than your father. Just rub that in his face on occasion for the rest of his life. Fuck, that's worth more than $25.
Jordan Richardson
Not the tv remote, but thx. Gonna do this as a start
Hudson Taylor
Could just be that he realized his son was an autist who doesn't know how to write a dollar amount.
Matthew Evans
John, dad here. You're the faggotest fag of all the fagsons of the entire Baltimora county.
Now go back to browse trap threads, and don't think I never noticed how gay you were.
Also, those 25 bucks you need to buy that Giant Wrecking Dildo, just forget them. I can't believe people buy plastic cylinders to insert into their shitty shithole and then claim it ain't gay.
Evan Sanchez
suck a fuck you lactose intolerant niggercum
Adrian Jenkins
You're right dad, I'm ready to come out of the closet now I'm a faggot and I don't care who knows it!!
Hudson Campbell
It's 25 bucks poorfag.
And he's right: you didn't notice so you don't get the money
Ryan King
If i knew that was a factor ofc i would have payed more attention