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Schaub is God

>coral springs

schaub!

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Good posts

BASED RYAN HALL

Bryan looks very good for someone who's a few months away from 50

You're in the park when suddenly this guy grabs your doggo in a headlock. What do?

Btw he is 6.9 ft tall and weighs 91kg

REAL THREAD OVER HERE BOYS

good post

i like fighters who have styles that make people mad
Hall, Cruz, Khabib (only casuals hate this one)

my dogs probably wouldn't need help, but pull out my HK40 if necessary

how do we stop this madman from becoming the Maia of FW

hard mode
>no stomps

WALL THE HALL

Maia actually has wrestling, takes people down and uses his bjj. Way more exciting to watch.

Schaub bless brothers. These are extremely hostile times towards us. People coming out of the woodwork to hate on Schaub because the FOX deal with TFATK was abolished.

Praying for you guys. Hope you find positivity somewhere in the trenches of your heart.

Why would people hate Schwob for abolishing the FOX deal?

Did someone spike you on your head?

This. Maia does shit that would legitimately fuck people up in street fights. Hall is just begging to get headstomped. I hope his next opponent loses his shit and just soccer kicks him and stomps him for a few seconds before the ref runs in.

These cretins like to kick people when they're down. I see how they operate. It's disgusting.

What did the doctor say about your diagnosis?
Any chance of recovery? Or are you an autist for life?

>Maia actually has wrestling, takes people down and uses his bjj

tru dat.I would like to somehow see Diego Sanchez vs Hall,especially now that Sanchez btfo of the other leglock guy

Hall knows how to wrestle, it quite obviously isn't to a point where he could outwrestle Gray Maynard though

Hall would fuck up the average tough guy in a street fight, very easily

pressure wrestling. he got put away pretty easily by the brit on tuf that got dq'ed for visa stuff

I know. But this is UFC, and he'd get murdered by someone like Maynard if he pulled that shit in a street fight. I get that there have to be rules, but this is supposed to be semi-limited all-out fighting, and what he's doing is a Mayweather type deal where he's basically just gaming the system to the point that it's barely a fight anymore/

is platinum natty?

50/50 gives you little control over your opponent and leg locks aren't really reliable.

he has a meme style, he should game plan some regular taking the back bjj before he gets kicked out after his first loss for being boring.

*heems you*
*climbs the cage*
*dabs*

for a white guy. any other ethnicity and he'd look terrible for that age

>gets fined

the ufc will be bankrupt by the end of next year

hello /heem/

are you raedy for cowboy donaldo cerrone challenging tierun after demolishing matt brown in a lightning spicy fashion?

>opponent soccer kicks and stomps him
>gets his leg grabbed and broken
>Hall shrugs and calls his opponent out for using illegal strikes during the postfight interview

FIGHTER OF THE YEAR when he does it

I want to see that but only after Maia gets his titleshot,This poor bastard deseves it more than a Wonderboy rematch

I hope not!

moves up a weight class
4 wins in 2016
4 stoppages
4 performances of the night

>grabbing a leg of a fighter stomping on your head after being unexpectedly soccer kicked
What kind of mandrama bullshit is this you fucking autist?

Why does Conor think just having two belts makes him special? GSP has 12

disappointed we didn't get to see gastelum come into the fight with a significant weight advantage and grind cerrone out to a decision

le refuse to move up to fight anderson man
le leave the sport and try to ruin it with an association

GSP gave away his belts

>all soccer kicks heem the people receiving them

what i really like about cerrone is the fact that he said to the media that he wouldn't mind facing Maia as a late replacement opponent just to get into the 205 card

I mean, nobody at 170 wants Maia

you're in the club and this guy slaps your gfs ass & then pulls guard. Keep in mind he is 1.78m and soccer kicks are illegal. What do you do?

>going up in weight to fight prime Anderson Silva is the same as going up to fight Eddie "just became champion after a mediocre run" Alvarez

Stand in his guard and rain punches on his body till he taps

what's wrong with his legs.

>having to dress like this to go outside
why do canadians do it to themselves?

>Actually believes Conor "moved up"

>PEOPLE WILL DEFEND THIS

yeah that madman,I remember that

Also this was after the Condit fight where Maia scared the shot out of the division.Cerrone does have a very underrated ground game but there are lvl to this shit
Smash a bottle,posture and jab him with it till he bleeds

Defend clearing out a division?

Khabib Nurmagomedov is the natty GOAT

he sweeps your legs and explode-reverses to top position and pounds you out

Does GSP have any entertaining fights?

putting fans to sleep
literally only faggots enjoyed gsp "fights"

get in his guard and wrestle him to oblivion

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How retarded are you? First kick will at least daze him, and i'd LOVE to see you try to grab onto a leg that is stomping on your head, let alone hold onto it. Your scenario is fiction, go fucking watch old fights and see what those kicks and stomps do to people.

To be fair Saul Rogers is a YUGE dude

Hendricks and Condit were great fights

>Smash a bottle,posture and jab him with it till he bleeds
you get arrested and tried and go to jail, where you are cellmates with a Syrian refugee your cuck country let in and a Libyan and Liberian who came over on a raft through your porous borders. They proceed to gang rape you in your cell daily, one in the ass, one in the mouth and one in your armpit. At first you protest but they soften you up with body shots to the liver, put you in a choke hold and have all kinds of interracial debauchery. One pisses in your mouth

>soccer kicks are illegal
>in a street fight

And if I back up and tell the ref to stand him up?

>coral springs

anyone got a webm of Funky Tim's dance entrance?

Why are you telling us about your day?
>A FUCKING LEAF calling anyone a cuck

get frustrated and give him the middle finger

wew nice cuck fantasy you got there

well at least no Imanari rolls for this faggot from now on

His face will never be the same after this

>nice cuck fantasy
This, ''he'' went into so much detail it's obvious this type of stuff is always on ''his'' mind.

give him dat left hand

>get in his guard and wrestle him to oblivion
American Visa officials show up and deport you from the country for lying on your application. You are on the show Border Security and go back to England publicly known as mendacious failure to your friends and family. Your gf leaves for a black man with two black parents because you're not black enough for her

>ref
LMAO this is a club bro. Security storms over and sees you knocked a guy to the ground and throws you out of the club via wedgie

>Your gf leaves for a black man with two black parents because you're not black enough for her

Quit projecting your fantasies on /heem/

anyone touches me they're getting shot

Reminder everything happens for a reason.

We literally HAD to elect a cuck with cuck policies because the alternative was far worse, the conservative guy was pulling funds from scientific research, silencing journalists and raping the environment. We'll get it back

>immediately escalate the level of violence to lethal levels
>you get one security guy before all the others shoot you
>people hear gunshots, freak out and pull out their own guns
>you've accidentally started a rampant club shooting

this

because the club fights by old one FC rules

>GTA is the closest I've been to America

>immediately escalate the level of violence to lethal levels

i'm disabled anyone touches me that's going to be the result

relax saul rogers

Disabled how? Obviously mentally, since you're here, but other then that.

>a leaf

*than

neurological condition

and i'm joking about shooting people over nothing

>we either get a dictator
>or we get cucked into extinction
What a shit choice thqh.

>career where you're in charge of drunk people's safety

uber driver?

Pretty sure they don't let spergs enter clubs with guns.

bretty sure they don't pat down my ankle holster

i won't go into a place that doesn't let you carry

...

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jesus, its scary how dc tanked that punch and weathered the storm

You don't go to many places in the first place.

>one FC rules

i went to publix, the dmv, and the park today
no one fucked with me except an old lady who ignored a stop sign

>no one fucked with me

I'd literally heem you.

Homeboy's telling you he's fine and he's talking to you saying don't stop the fight and you go and stop the fight
Those shots weren't doing damage

>Flattened out with 6'7" bull on your back
>Shots landing and taking away years of your life
>E-e-arly stoppage