The capital is just the country's name with "City" added

>The capital is just the country's name with "City" added

>his country's capital is NOT named after a famous BTFOer of frogs
pathetic

Name 72,943,273 examples besides mexico

>nobody even knows what his capital is

Yeah

CHI

What if the country took the name from the capital, tho.

Was it Auckland or Christchurch? Make up your mind sheepfuckers.

>His country isn't named after his capital
This is how you cuck your servant states in a federation

>everyone thinks his country's capital is sydney
non-sydneysiders on suicide watch

Vatican City, Guatemala City, Kuwait City, Panama City.

Vatican City is a country, the entire country is its capital

Mexico is pathetic. Such relevant country with more than 110 million people living in still has a fucking ridiculous capital's name. "Mexico City", sounds like it is in a random country of Central America or of Africa.

>The capital is only the fourth largest city in the country

Don't you fucking read?
The cunt was named after the City, otherwise we still be named New Spain

Mexico, the country, was actually named after the capital. More specifically (if I'm not mistaken) "Mexico" used to mean the area around the capital (what is modern-day State of Mexico and Federal District) and they planned on naming the entire country "Anahuac".

you're not one of those people who thinks the north shore and waitakere aren't part of auckland, are you m8?

Wellington, yours is Canberra

>His country isn't named after a neighbourhood in their capital city that was the result of misinterpreting a word spoken to you by the people who's land you stole
OH I AM LAFFIN

>United States of America City

>his country isn't named after Cristobal Colon

>His country is named after a guy who didn't even "find" it
LMAO

>his country switched from a cuckstamp to A FUCKING LEAF in its flag

According to Aussies the capital is Can-bruh

>His country's capital is called by foreigners like some useless LARP, Conan-tier weapon.

why even live

Yes, so nuke us with the power of brazilian military

We should have picked something super original like a tri-colour

Hmm... They could give a different name to the country t.bh... Or if they prefer Mexico as the country's name, then the other way around. It's just doesn't sound cool.

>Navel of the Moon
I am fine with it.

>why even live
To alternate between serving your german and russian masters

>his country isn't named after the river where all the silver from Potosí, nowadays Bolivia, passed through and then to the monopolized ports. This moment of history was so shitty the country is doomed to end in thE SECOND PLACE, ALWAYS, SILVER MEDAL, SILVER CUps.

You can't make this shit up, lads

Literally every non-Aussie I've ever spoken to thinks your capital is Melbourne.

...

It's not? Is it Sydney?

it's Cranberry

How do you get Cristobal Colon out of Venezuela?

Our capital is :3c

Like the band?

you must be confusing him with Simon Bolivar

>Venezuela, officially the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela (Spanish: República Bolivariana de Venezuela)

What's a Bolivarian Republic?

yes, they took the name from them.

do you have to let it linger
do you have to
do you have to
do you have to let it lingerrrrrrrrrrr

nothing, they're just obsessed with Bolivar, their currency is even named Bolivares

A Republic that stands for the Bolivarian Dream (a united Latinoamerica)

Silence, you Village. I'm in bad mood already.

>His capital isn't named LITERALLY "Capital" in the native tongue

>The capital is just the country

that's pretty autistic my friend

Akmola > Astana

fuck

Panama city doesn't count, the place is basically a city-state

It's Machu Pichu right?

>The capital of his country isn't located within a state

Yeah, I think having a capital name "White Grave" would be really cool. Sounds like an 80s metal song name.
But government had to be all PC.

>Hitler wanted to rebuild Berlin and call it "World Capital Germania"
nazis literally had the mentality of twelve year olds

>His capital isn't even a planned one

vienna

>his capital isn't recognized by almost any country

JFMSU

>His capitol isn't named after their greatest citizen and leader.

>i am white
>everything that looks different from what i do is weird and worst
>stupid niggers make differ city names
>muh white supremacy
>please lets discuss how stupid is niggers till my grandma making tendies
>damn its cold in the basement

Tel Aviv, right?

...

>his capital is the countries largest city
>his capital isn't planned

our capital is :^I

>His capital city was planned around foot traffic
Fucking roundabouts I swear to god. The squares are even worse. A straight goddamn street that jumps at angles and makes driving impossible.

>You will never live in Hillary Clintonville
>Have to stay in Trumptown instead.

Trumptown is the best. They have the best folks and have bigly statues

>I tried so hard
>And got so far
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter