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Jew me
Sue me

*goes for a bike ride*

>share personal stories
> no comments

>make a ridiculously obvious troll meme comment
>people actually believe it
>go along with it, spice it up even more
>they still havent figured it out yet

I can't believe people on here don't see the obvious

page 6?!

>Americans will defend this

bacon cheeseburger with an egg for breakfast

*defends it*
heh, did that go as you planned, I hope it did

>tfw you realize the USA is literally a contemporary carbon copy of the Roman Republic only with far more people, economic activities, and sports.

The Mexican still owes another 4 dollars.

you know when someones name's jeff but its spelled geoff

like get the fuck out of here with that shit, youre not jeff youre gee off

It looks good old suburban residence of North America.

good morning /cum/

Shitty thread

Mornin' cumbums

ohayo gozaimasu!~ ^3^

Hey bud

Don't think I'm going to class today

To any Canadians here, what is the general opinion on your Prime Minister?

Just placed an order for 5 pairs of these in size L.

Are you going to post pics of you wearing them when they arrive?

Where did you get this pic of me

*throws you to the ground and stomps you*
FUCK YOU BITCH

*gets an erection*
*blushes*

I love when you're rough with me denmark

I wouldn't like to send that content slithering out over the ether. Those pics will be private.
You're a bodysuit model?

*dabs on em*

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gud boy

got the day off

ill pass my time with dorf fort and marijuana

>weed

\
>weed
>weiners

pick one to go in ur mouth

Fair enough. What are you off work for?

its my day off

and tomo

got a few chores to do around the place but mostly chilling

That's good. I have to go to the doctor at 1 or so

Konichiwa =^_________^=
Doki totoro kokoro kawaii gohan
Autism. But saved because I love sailor moon.

Haven't been up this early since months

>can barely open my jaw

morning is the only peaceful time in /cum/

pls RNH

>morning is the only peaceful time in /cum/
This is NOT my fault ok

I've never actually seen a transgender person in real life

it may be a little bit

kek

lucky

i've only met male ones online. they always ended up being pedophiles.

the one i met in real life was a girl that got molested by a relative as a child, became gay out of dislike for men, wasn't comfortable being gay or being precised as a weak girl (she ended up working around foreigners who hated women) so decided she was a boy after a suicidal phase.

Good

This, /cum/ in morning times best times. Fuck real nigga hours.

t. Non-/cum/ fag

why are anti-wall cucks so dumb?

>i've only met male ones online. they always ended up being pedophiles.
FtM or MtF?
I had a mental breakdown so I decided to take a trip to the psychologist and they were MtF

Because the left just ain't right

are you the dutch guy that tricked autismo "oh lawd a dutch mammary i must start a family" brown?

Not a guy and no

>autismo "a dutch nipple makes my dick triple" Brown
I wonder what he's doing

Also they turned out to be both males, he was tricked all along. Poor guy.

In 10 minutes I shall have been awake for 32 hours

Really REALLY curious to keep going tonight and see what happens

I'll go back to kroger and stock up on nos, got a LOT of shit to do still, might not be able to sleep even if I wanted to.

It bugs me how small of a percentage the transgender population is but how big of a noise they make politically

The dude's laughing his ass probably

guys pretending to be girls going after both young girls and boys.

Where's this? Ottawa?

>remove the penalty for immoral behaviors
>those people start bitching and gain political power
>everything goes to shit
Maybe Iran is right

>they were both males

fucking Sup Forums

i love this place

feels good to be a suburban shart buds

on the other hand
>leftists constantly spout their society ruining agenda they accept as dogma
>as a result they always follow their own rules
>feminist/sjw shit always triumphs in those circles
>they wind up self sabotaging their goals with their own cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=eY9HwpzgndI

im still not sure if this ones a troll

>be antifa
>go and disrupt the rallies of your political opponents
>threaten harm to businesses that oppose your political objectives
>beat political opponents who dare to show their support for their party
Literally the SA at this point

One of the shittiest threads in a while

>have to drive miles to get to anything
absolute kek. the outer neighborhood of a big city is the best.

>thumbnail is man in drag
uhh

>man
That's a woman you bigot

>be USSR
>spend billions of rubles on cultural subversion of US
>finally lose to US on economic terms and convert to capitalism
>decades later
>the subversion kicks
>american academics is infiltrated by communists from the frankfurt school lead by feminazis and trannies

who'd have seen that shit coming, srsly tho

Listening to a girl talk about how slavery altered niggers' DNA and that is the source of their problems today

Are you trying to out yourself as a redditor?

>current year
>being this transphobic

i've sent an email to Trudeau Acceptance Reintigration Department he'll contact you to send you to mandatory tolerance therapy soon

>feds forces tariffs on auto imports that the auto industry didn't want in the first place
>US auto sector gets used to the tariffs, to the point that they start to stagnate
>tariffs are removed as part of our policy of bribing allies with access to our market
>auto industry collapses, and with it the inner cities and any hope that the developing black working class could improve itself
Good luck getting them to admit that their policies are fucked though

>not being a redditor
Fag

Hey just checking in

Am I allowed to die yet?

Do you burn a lot of calories by fapping?

Almost none

I wonder if I can survive exclusively on cum

no

No
You'd very quickly become iron deficient
Then vitamin deficient
Also you'd have to drink gallons of the stuff just to get your daily caloric intake

>Also you'd have to drink gallons of the stuff just to get your daily caloric intake

fucking gross kek

I can take iron and vitamin supplements

>Also you'd have to drink gallons of the stuff just to get your daily caloric intake
So you're telling me it's possible

supplements are a meme

Just use it as a lotion user

I'll eat a fucking I-beam then

For americans only, is shopping/buying groceries where you are expensive? I heard it used to be cheap but its now recently really expensive. Is this true?

depends on what you buy

but usually cheap

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>tfw you will never write rude letters to Turkish sultans
>tfw you will never hunt Tatars for sport
>tfw you will never rebel against the Poles because a noble tried stealing your leader's estate

Ok how much does 2 lb chicken breast cost where you are? This guy I'm talking to said that everything's so expensive that he can only eat fastfood (he isnt fat just a poorfag)

Cheaper than in Europe

>This guy I'm talking to said that everything's so expensive that he can only eat fastfood
That guy's stupid lol

>tfw you will never write rude letters to Turkish sultans

seriously like the most based thing to ever happen on the eurasian continent

>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

>Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

o lawdie

>finally lose to US on economic terms

We've lost not only economically, but also culturally. Moreover, in fact the USSR has started losing the cultural battle to the US in the late 1960s, that just wasn't so noticeable before perestroika.

>You should get Redditflags

we had a good 50 year game of RISK tho

>tfw sexbots are mass produced
>tfw women riot in the streets because they lose all their privilege

The liberation of men will lead to the greatest era of human history.

>doesn't like flags
>namefags instead

gonna be a wild ride to extinction senpai

If you buy حلالا you can find it for 10 euros a 4 kg/9 lbs. Regular supermarkets sell it for 4-5 euros a kg.
Still expensive?
I think so, maybe also using it as an excuse to not eat healthy

>Moreover, in fact the USSR has started losing the cultural battle to the US in the late 1960s
1940's lmao, there was a Soviet general who wrote to Coca Cola asking them to bottle coke so that it would look like vodka because he couldn't give it up after the war. It was one of the few imports that was basically just waved through the border into Soviet occupied territory

If humanity is going to go extinct, I legitimately can't think of a better way than with sexbots

>tfw it will be even harder to find a bf in the future

gay men have always been promiscuous

you'll be fine

Don't want the AIDS tbqh

ur gay so too bad

business idea: convince a lot of men to become pathetic mgtow betas or fags so there are more women available