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Always was, always will be protestant land

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>always was

wife trying to make me eat more fruit and veg

was unironically vegetarian before I met her

i dont like how the tables have turned

As salam alaykum friends, hwo is your day going ?

>be High Church Anglican
>find that in your heart of hearts you're already a Catholic

croying, lads

Female

peter molyneux

Meet me at the top of westlands, I'm wearing a harrington

Now is not the time for dividing Christians.

Looks like that Jew from Boy In The Striped Pajamas

Funny when Aussies die hahah

Bonjour, ca va bien, merci.

tell that to the pope

anu bikhair shukran my french brother, al hamdu l'illah

>they've turned pepe into the new swastika

sharting at the thought of this

would love to paint her lips with cum

Okay Ahmed.

why is protestant europe > catholic?

'sheed

stop single linking the new you cunt

i'm not joking, the current pope is tearing the catholic church apart

We've had worse

protestants are the strongest race

Because pagans are heathens,

wish video games would stop focusing on online play, i have no interest

fake news
pope francis has overwhelming support other than a small group of very vocal rorkes

Thank God I'm not orthodox

every time i eat f ried chicken i get mudbutt lads

>Tibetan buddhism
we wuz'ers?

The people are still Christian with Christian values. Don't alienate anyone.

agreed
mostly because everyone online sounds younger than me and I don't like being reminded it's a hobby for children

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is there anything more disappointing than dark coloured genitals/nips

that'll be the grease

Im listening to il divo RIGHT NOW by the way thread readers

might do pumpkin chipotle soup for lunch

Living in Australia

this, it's a shame that offline play is now a feature.

Then play games that don't, dipshit.

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>anglican church
>protestant

i love this meme, my non roman catholic brothers

my penis is very dark, its a little unnerving
got the skin tone of casper but the dick of a darkie

i bet u r a hungry skelly

my dick is at least 4 or 5 shades darker than the rest of my body
I put it down to excessive masturbation

Aussies in /brit/

pakis out

nope, big fat cunt
my meals are healthy but I eat all day in between the meals

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really makes the old noggin go joggin

i suppose if you have paid money to watch the most boring sport on earth you will naturally be angry and dumb

I have pink nips but my shaft has this leather brown colour, how bout that ?

you are SEETHING right now

i struggle to even eat two a day let alone in between

hate when BBC do headlines about women's sport without specifically saying it's about women's sport
i'm sorry but no-one will ever care outside the olympics

lel. are you that lad from Sup Forums who mentioned this in a thread a few weeks back?

i (don't) like how they seem to be completely motionless

A paper bag away from being beautiful.

ha. wanna get fit with me?
do a listen to this and a watch of it too

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idk maybe
i dont even remember the Sup Forums posts I made yesterday

don't understand how the olympics is popular when its just a grouping of every unpopular sport

Same here, dick is browner than my skin

But I just think it's because of the T H I C C N E S S of the skin

eww

Think the doctor overdid my SSRI dosage

Sweating like a pig

Kek

Not Turks
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Hot Nips

Going to make the Suebian knot a new hair trend.
Screencap this post.

doing a poo

a side effect doesn't mean too much its just a side effect. my sweating/hot flushes actually went away when he put it up

Well I made a thread on Sup Forums a while back about the interest in women's sport and someone mentioned exactly that about the BBC and how they use headlines like "England captain signs for Arsenal" and it's about the fucking slags rather than the lads

Pleb-tier anti-depressants. Get on Remeron.

well that's the point, it's a chance to watch sports you otherwise wouldnt give a chance to
like handball

why in erotica do the guys always cum over their own stomachs when wanking
who has ever done this

assalamo alaikum wa rahmatullahe wa barakatohu, la tbqh ngl

>side effect is death

sounds like a point i'd make

Do it all the time coz I jerk off in bed

yeah but nearly all of them are shit which is why they're unpopular

pasty or pastie?

I'm literally on clozapine, it's the most dangerous mental health drug there is. I have to see a special clozapine team each week for a blood test to check that my blood levels of it aren't too high and that it isn't fucking up my white blood cell count.
Schizo

pastie

get some tissues

just did one of those soft sticky poos that require a lot of wiping

my least favourite kind of poo, ranking even below the big hard lumpy ones that cause anal fissures

Then I wipe it down with tissues, come on I'm not a degenerate X

>all the most cucked countries are protestant
hmm

>finally find a full-time job
>no longer a neet
>still come on here every night

'ucking 'ell
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im currently holding off on a poo cause i know its going to be one of those
so unsatisfying

ive eaten my cum sometimes when i dont want to get out of bed and find some tissues

*takes your toothbrush*

Pastie.
Cornwall thinks they invented them but really Welsh miners.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_(given_name)

lol my doctor said I'm as fit as fiddle and there's nothing wrong with me at all :)

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I usually do a sort of half backward roll and cum all over my own face

jokes on you i don't use it

proper sick looking when you see a black woman and then the inside of her vagina is all pink

that's one of the reasons why i don't like non-white women

raining pretty hard up here lads

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly

u avin a giggle m8?

I'm not racist but why do all non-whites smell like curry or spices?
Serious question.