Always was, always will be protestant land
/brit/
>always was
wife trying to make me eat more fruit and veg
was unironically vegetarian before I met her
i dont like how the tables have turned
As salam alaykum friends, hwo is your day going ?
>be High Church Anglican
>find that in your heart of hearts you're already a Catholic
croying, lads
Female
peter molyneux
Meet me at the top of westlands, I'm wearing a harrington
Now is not the time for dividing Christians.
Looks like that Jew from Boy In The Striped Pajamas
Funny when Aussies die hahah
Bonjour, ca va bien, merci.
tell that to the pope
anu bikhair shukran my french brother, al hamdu l'illah
>they've turned pepe into the new swastika
sharting at the thought of this
would love to paint her lips with cum
Okay Ahmed.
why is protestant europe > catholic?
'sheed
stop single linking the new you cunt
i'm not joking, the current pope is tearing the catholic church apart
We've had worse
protestants are the strongest race
Because pagans are heathens,
wish video games would stop focusing on online play, i have no interest
fake news
pope francis has overwhelming support other than a small group of very vocal rorkes
Thank God I'm not orthodox
every time i eat f ried chicken i get mudbutt lads
>Tibetan buddhism
we wuz'ers?
The people are still Christian with Christian values. Don't alienate anyone.
agreed
mostly because everyone online sounds younger than me and I don't like being reminded it's a hobby for children
...
is there anything more disappointing than dark coloured genitals/nips
that'll be the grease
Im listening to il divo RIGHT NOW by the way thread readers
might do pumpkin chipotle soup for lunch
Living in Australia
this, it's a shame that offline play is now a feature.
Then play games that don't, dipshit.
>anglican church
>protestant
i love this meme, my non roman catholic brothers
my penis is very dark, its a little unnerving
got the skin tone of casper but the dick of a darkie
i bet u r a hungry skelly
my dick is at least 4 or 5 shades darker than the rest of my body
I put it down to excessive masturbation
Aussies in /brit/
pakis out
nope, big fat cunt
my meals are healthy but I eat all day in between the meals
really makes the old noggin go joggin
i suppose if you have paid money to watch the most boring sport on earth you will naturally be angry and dumb
I have pink nips but my shaft has this leather brown colour, how bout that ?
you are SEETHING right now
i struggle to even eat two a day let alone in between
hate when BBC do headlines about women's sport without specifically saying it's about women's sport
i'm sorry but no-one will ever care outside the olympics
lel. are you that lad from Sup Forums who mentioned this in a thread a few weeks back?
i (don't) like how they seem to be completely motionless
A paper bag away from being beautiful.
ha. wanna get fit with me?
do a listen to this and a watch of it too
idk maybe
i dont even remember the Sup Forums posts I made yesterday
don't understand how the olympics is popular when its just a grouping of every unpopular sport
Same here, dick is browner than my skin
But I just think it's because of the T H I C C N E S S of the skin
eww
Think the doctor overdid my SSRI dosage
Sweating like a pig
Kek
Not Turks
youtube.com
Hot Nips
Going to make the Suebian knot a new hair trend.
Screencap this post.
doing a poo
a side effect doesn't mean too much its just a side effect. my sweating/hot flushes actually went away when he put it up
Well I made a thread on Sup Forums a while back about the interest in women's sport and someone mentioned exactly that about the BBC and how they use headlines like "England captain signs for Arsenal" and it's about the fucking slags rather than the lads
Pleb-tier anti-depressants. Get on Remeron.
well that's the point, it's a chance to watch sports you otherwise wouldnt give a chance to
like handball
why in erotica do the guys always cum over their own stomachs when wanking
who has ever done this
assalamo alaikum wa rahmatullahe wa barakatohu, la tbqh ngl
>side effect is death
sounds like a point i'd make
Do it all the time coz I jerk off in bed
yeah but nearly all of them are shit which is why they're unpopular
pasty or pastie?
I'm literally on clozapine, it's the most dangerous mental health drug there is. I have to see a special clozapine team each week for a blood test to check that my blood levels of it aren't too high and that it isn't fucking up my white blood cell count.
Schizo
pastie
get some tissues
just did one of those soft sticky poos that require a lot of wiping
my least favourite kind of poo, ranking even below the big hard lumpy ones that cause anal fissures
Then I wipe it down with tissues, come on I'm not a degenerate X
>all the most cucked countries are protestant
hmm
>finally find a full-time job
>no longer a neet
>still come on here every night
'ucking 'ell
>Clozapine is associated with a relatively high risk of low white blood cells which may result in death. To decrease this risk it is recommended that the blood be regularly monitored.[1] Other serious risks include seizures, inflammation of the heart, high blood sugar levels, and in older people with psychosis as a result of dementia an increased risk of death
im currently holding off on a poo cause i know its going to be one of those
so unsatisfying
ive eaten my cum sometimes when i dont want to get out of bed and find some tissues
*takes your toothbrush*
Pastie.
Cornwall thinks they invented them but really Welsh miners.
lol my doctor said I'm as fit as fiddle and there's nothing wrong with me at all :)
...
I usually do a sort of half backward roll and cum all over my own face
jokes on you i don't use it
proper sick looking when you see a black woman and then the inside of her vagina is all pink
that's one of the reasons why i don't like non-white women
raining pretty hard up here lads
u avin a giggle m8?
I'm not racist but why do all non-whites smell like curry or spices?
Serious question.