Go to take a shit at a reststop, look over and see this. What do?
Go to take a shit at a reststop, look over and see this. What do?
N-nani?
Pull on it. Let him scream in agony as I grasp and try and rip his dick from his body.
Get my Zippo lighter out...cooked weiner boys!
suck it
Look down and see this..
That's gay.
Take a dump, don't wipe then put it in my rectum
Kick him right in the weiner
Whip out my pocket knife.
Jerk it like a faggot but don't finish.
probably try to put it in my ass honestly
Karate Chop
this
Write "AIDS" in sharpie on it.
what is wrong with that thing
Jab it with my keys
Cigarette lighter
OK
READ THIS
FIRST THING I WOULD DO IF I SAW THAT WOULD TAKE OUT A SPECIAL COCK CLAMP FROM MY DEVIL BAG THEN CLAMP IT ON QUICKLY SO IT CANT BE PULLED BACK OUT THEN INJECT IT WITH ONE OF MY SPECIAL COCKTAILS THAT KEEPS IT ROCK HARD AND TRIPLES SENSITIVITY THEN I WOULD SPEND THE NEXT 24 HOURS BURNING AND RUBBING CHILI AND PUTTING ACID DOWN THE PISS HOLE
Suck it already OP. that's what you want us to tell you, we all know you are a faggot
Talk to it about why it thinks humans exist.
Turn 540 degrees and crab-walk out
put it in my ass, and fuck it like no tomorrow.
looks... hepatitisy... all yellow and shit.
Break off the toilet seat the fucking take a swing at it to chop it off.
Grab... Squeeze. Demand wallet. Profit.
Jerk it off.
Collect semen.
Accuse him of rape.
Double knot shoe lace to it after tieing shoe lace to Toliet seat, paper despenser