FUCK MY LIFE

FUCK MY LIFE.

Sup Forums, I'm fucked.

>friend came over to drop off my notebook I left in class
>she's fat and unattractive
>my other friend saw her walk into my room
>texts me "who's the lady?"
>i reply explaining the situation and that I wouldn't fuck her... "Thank God"
>tell her later that my friend saw her walk into my room and thought we were fucking
>she asks what I said instead... i presume bc girls are paranoid
>I decide to be lazy and just screenshot the part where I explained it to him and crop that out
>accidentally send her the uncropped version
>literally just me ripping on her for being fat and ugly and how "even after 3 weeks nofap I know not to touch that"
>she's incredibly hurt and angry at me
>I doctored the text to make it look like another conversation happened, and told her that I'd edited the ORIGINAL text just to fuck with her
>I fucking suck
>Accidentally left the part in the screenshot where I'd cut something out very visible
>She now knows I'm lying to her
>I'm so fucked

What do I even do now? We've been friends for 4 years. I don't even want to look at my phone anymore.

Deal with it, apologize and live on.

>being this autistic

Ops a fucking retard

so what? social mistakes happen and life goes on.
>need to talk to boss at work
>go into his office
>he's there hugging an older looking woman
>before I think I ask him if she's his mom
>mfw it's his wife and I wasn't fired

You are going to have to take on for the team my friend. Say you know how shitty it was but the only reason you said that is cause you are a chubby chaser and dont want people to know. Then you are going to test that nofal three week rule and fuck that ham planet. I am sorry tis the only way to recover.

Ask her on a date...

Look deep into yourself, do you like the person who talks that way?

If not, don't be that person. Congratulations, you just learned something about yourself for free

That blows dude I don't think there's a whole lot you can do except for apologize you'll remember this for the rest of your life hopefully you'll learn from it.

Dude, I was in almost exact same situation as you except she overheard me say it. She didn't talk to me for a year and a half and in that time she worked out constantly. Ended up becoming super fit and attractive and out of the blue she forgave me and said it helped her better herself. We dont talk nearly as much as we used to but we're certainly not on bad terms. I'd say there is still some hope.

Ooo a pity date yee haw! Fag...

This is good advice.. dont shit on people you care about. Ask yourself why did you do this? And stop

say you didnt really mean it and only said that because of peer pressure.
Basically admit you are a wimp.

Yeah youre fucked also never make a fatgirl angry trust me.

Then offer to eat her out.. and when you do make sure you lick her butthole. And then afterwards dont was your face and fall asleep thinking of roast beef, garlic, and sour cream.

Double down on what you said. Tell her bluntly that she's fat and unatractive.
Then offer to help, there's basically 2 options.

Either help her lose weight with gymn training, running and low GI diet, until she's more attractive.

Or find a way she can have an internal sense of self-worth through meaningful work and accomplishment. Something that thousands of men do every day.

Are you legitimately retarded? Why would you not double check that shit? You're as stupid as the people who write a text ripping into someone and send it to the person they're shit-talking. It's as basic as triple checking you're not sending your latest dick pic to your parents.

mfw news reports revenge murder because of fat shaming.

ITT: Timmy learns that his actions have consequences.

you're kind of a bitch.
1st off: what's done is done, give a sincere apology and move on.
2nd: why are you talking shit about your friends behind their backs? you couldn't just say "nah that's just my homie, we're not fucking" without being mean because otherwise your guy friends would accuse you of fucking her and it'd make you look bad?
step your game up

>>>Wanting to stay friends with a landwhale

Mr. Le nice guy white Knight here has never engaged in lighthearted banter with the lads

If you still want to be her friend, tell her that you're sorry, you were being shitty and thats fucked up, and ask to make it up to her.
Otherwise just move on.

The only thing you can do is stop being a shitlord and be the man you're supposed to be.

Gossip isn't what men do.

OP here.

Yes obviously I'm a shit individual for making fun of my friend's weight to another friend. Idk why I did it, and yeah I guess this was a good wakeup call that that's no way to talk about a friend.

So maybe I deserve it then. Just feel awful because we've been friends for so long and she's a nice person and has been going through a lot. I'm just fucking destroyed right now. Didn't expect something like this to happen today.

Maybe she is a kind smart landwhale.

Time to be an hero.

actually a good advice
at least in somehow

lol at trying to fix things and making them worse.

She is fat and ugly, who cares.

That's why you don't create these problems in the first place. Think ahead, dipshit. Talking shit about her was unnecessary, and for what? To seem cool to your friend? He thinks you're a piece of shit too.

i changed my mind about what advice i wanna give you
you should give her a mercy fuck
if she likes rimming, shove your tongue physically INTO her asshole. you have no idea how far that could go for friendships, relationships, and various business deals.
makes them know how much they care AND how far you'll go to add value and make things right

Lmao, do you know what platonic friendship means?

GF recently broke up with me. Looking back now I realize that she was a major cyber bully who peer pressured me into making fun of the weight of my good man friend Otis. Your other friend is probably also a terrible person and you should make him an hero (unless you have a pact with him)

>Shes fat and unattractive
>Her feelings mean nothing

Achieve enlightenment and fuck off OP

i doubt that he even has friends to banter with

POST UNCROPPED PART
or it didn't happen

No. I only talk to girls I want to fuck.

THIS!

PROVE IT OP!

Best trips ever. Good job user.

You got it right bro

Don't be an ass. Not the guy you responded to. You are a fag through and through. Go suck some dick.

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kys fag

whelp now you have to fuck her. make her deepthroat your cock

Since when do people give a shit about people's feelings? lmao Being bullied over my weight and poverty is what made me drop out and I never once got an apology, ever. What is with this "oh no what do I do" mentality? Ignore her and call her fat periodically until she kills herself. I didn't get any special treatment neither should that landwhale.

why would you want to be friends with a woman?

Yup. You fucked up.

kek

wait are you a nancy boy ? aka FAGGOT ?

Are you retarded OP?

Get her a bag of chicken wings, 2L bottle of coke, and enough doughnuts to spell out "I'M SORRY".

All will be forgiven.

lol you're cheating on your homie who has recently started fapping again.
at least he's nice enough to leave you alone if he thinks you're getting some poon. he sounds like a better friend than you are.
good stuff op

OP here. Update, everyone:

I apologized and admitted what I did. Told her I don't actually think that lowly of her (I don't) and I was just being pathetic and trying to sound cool to my friend. She said it's ok.

for reference, it's homoerotic humor. I'm not a gay

Nah, friend here, I have a feminine cock so it isn't gay. And nice trips

yeah we got that. it's just funny you talk about nofap and he was gonna let you fuck the friend in peace.

And so the bullying is perpetuated.
And they started working on it in the late 90s.
Should have used it as constructive criticism, tubbo.

No as I said before I have a feminine cock so it isn't gay

fucking kill yourself

Tell her that you havent masturbated and really need a blowjob, that is why you acted like an idiot because of the stress.
That you wouldnt mind getting a blowjob from her as friends.

Stop giving a fuck and move on with life. Shit happens.

Yes it is. Everybody does. People say this but then do it anyways and when it's pointed out, the person that points it out is told to "get over yourself" or looked at as if they've said something embarrassing and naive (which it is naive, or at least sanctimonious)

she lied. it's not ok. it's gonna fuck with her head and hurt your friendship.
you need to deep dive in that snatch, use some ice cubes in your mouth for extra sensation
and don't forget to stick your tongue in her ass. not AROUND the asshole, but deep inside like you're an anteater trying to get ants out of the anthill hole that is her anus.

That sounds like a lot of work. The key perpetuater of fatassness is laziness. Why would I want to fight an uphill battle? lol Growing up poor was bad enough but that too? Na, drop out, neet.

Sup Forums doesn't give a shit, go to tumblr with your 18 yr old girl problems

she's a fat fuck.. being sincere is not a crime. Now get the fuck away summer fag

just say it to her sraight: being fat is unhealthy and gluttnous. Then get her to exercise.

Here's the girl

I'd smash.

total agree

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How would you even "be fucked"? Are you still in highschool? Who gives a shit about what you called someone you barely have any relation with?

I can imagine being 15 and thinking this is the end of the world, but it isn't, get your shit together and start giving less fucks about what people you don't care about may think of you

>friends with a fat ugly chick

Why lol

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well firstly, quit being a fucking cuck.

then everything else will come to you.

Who the fuck cares man. U love that land whale or something? Why would you feel bad for being honest? It's not your problem she is competing the Moon for natural Earth's satellite title...

Wait. She's not even that fat. I'd fuck.

Yea i may think this is your only option now.

I mean can't she have you expelled and shit? She got some nasty proof on you.... Better do it man.

As it should be. Cunts are only good for dicking. Let their thoughts be shared with others of their own gender.

Something similar happened to me in high school, except my comment was more ambiguous, since I didn't want to outright say whether I'd fuck or not fuck a girl. It can be a lose-lose situation where you're "perverted and sinful" (or something) if you say you would and you can be a jerk for saying you wouldn't. Then if you won't reveal your thoughts one way or the other, you are a "coward" (or somdtbsomething) for not taking a stance or being honest. Someone will disapprove.
This happened and the girl was angry at me and wanted me to die. I ended up clearing things up and we had sex and I was in an apologetic role the whole time, worshipping her and assuring her she was beautiful. It turned out to be really hot, I was basically her servant.

Pic related looks similar, but the girl was heavier.

Not the op that posted that

You know her for 4 years yet tou did nothing to help her get fit so far.

Youre no friend to her, just leave her alone, maybe she ll go fullretard logic as women use to and get fit just to show you how bad you are..

Guess you got to fuck her now. Word to the wise. Fat pussy feels like skinny pussy.

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that's a whole other level of retard right there

What's she look like, op

But it don't smell like it. Also fat chicks are really loose so shut the fuck up.

Forgot question mark

What's she look like, op?

dude can you fucking stop with the asshole tonguing faggotry

Guess you got a small dick. Smell depends on how fat and hygiene.

If thats all youre getting your panties in a bunch about stfu and stop being a faggot

Thats not even that bad, own it. Tell her youre sorry but its true, shes cool but youre not attracted to her.

How is this hard to figure out? Fucking millenials man...

>barely have any relation with
>friend for 4 years

So you think that all that fat that gathers around and smooshes everything together makes a pussy looser somehow?

Hows being underaged b& treating you?
You even science faggot?

she's fat and ugly, why would you even talk with her anymore

this. She wants to be more than friends. If you proposition this idea, your friendship will go back to normal

uh, no.
look at all the problems around that involve people not taking others' perspective.
their autopilot telling them to defend themselves, their own resources and egos, and stop caring about the world around them.
these tendencies to serve the self result in your subconscious mind making decisions from a place of low resources, of low connection. Scarcity.
When you do something like give someone a nice sloppy rimjob, your mind understands that you have what is necessary to you to actually lick another person's ass, rather than just needing to meet your own needs.
When we condition ourselves to move in a direction of sharing and connecting with others, where we believe that we have what we need, we set ourselves up to win.
When we condition ourselves to believe that we NEED something to be happy, we set ourselves up to lose.
And that my friend is a very valuable lesson in life.

mfw this is actually a good idea

These two, if she's you're friend of 4 years and you're shit talking her to some other friend... wtf?

Good job being the asshole of the year mate.

smh user

>implying it has feelings