Shoutout to all the Americans! Your country began as a bunch of dindus refusing to pay us taxes because you couldn't handle the bants we dished out on you! Like, how stupid must your ancestors have been?
>Hey I'm really hecked off because the Brits are poking fun at us, Billy Bob! >Darn tootin', Bobby Joe! Let's go out and pisses off the soldiers until they shoot us! >Heck of a plan! I didn't have no plans today anyway since I'm too gosh darn lazy to work for myself!
Your guns as well; you claim gun restrictions don't help but you seem to have the highest rate of school shooting fucking anywhere. Do you dinks really not see a correlation? Fucking every week there's some new mass shooting going on over there. INB4 "MUH SECOND AMENDMENT". It's a law from fucking ages ago when your country didn't even have a bloody military so they had to hope you lazy fucks would get off your arses to shoot at some innocent people trying to help you.
Pic related: your typical American when you point out their flawed society
Also, this might be too much for a yank, but you don't need to actually say sage if you didn't even plan on making a comment to begin with
Leo Williams
>when you point out their flawed society
do you live in europe? if so, je zou onze samenleving eens moeten zien, kanker mentaliteit dat er hier heerst. hun hebben hun imperfecties, maar europa is er erger aan toe als je je ogen opent.
ga dood, kk kind
Jaxon Cox
I don't speak snow nigger
Thomas Smith
kalm aan kanker brit, jullie en jullie grootheids waanzin verdienen de aanvallen van de moslims. een goeie brit, is een dooie
Nathan Peterson
>I don't speak snow nigger
Liam Flores
learn it you lazy brit, maybe you need another ''terrorist'' attack to bring down those delusions of grandeur you sub humans seem to suffer from.
zo beter?
Samuel Green
Google translate, user does have a point
Leo Foster
Why would I learn the language of some dweeby group of countries? Fucking 90% of Norwegians speak English because they know it's the superior language.
Also, Sure, we may have some Muslim attacks but they are far less common than shootings in America. Like fuck man, I'd rather have an outsider stab a guy every 3 months than have a citizen shoot up a school every fortnight
Joseph Russell
>turns on computer invented by America >computer running on electricity invited by America >goes on internet invented by America >goes on Sup Forums invented by America >spends day whinging about America
Hunter Cooper
Are you one of the britfags who's angry because they lost a certain war? Eres un cerdo xD
Alexander Cruz
>lives in country invented by Britain
Jonathan Peterson
>fortnight
Nobody gives a shit about your fucking opinion, you ugly inbred island dweller. Stop pretending your shitty country is relevant.
Jordan Hernandez
You clearly give a shit about my opinion :^)
Brandon Myers
I think you're a faggot
David Ward
>every fortnight
You're blowing it out of proportion, don't be like a stereotypical Brit.. Please
>Norwegians
All they have going for them is good metal. Other than that, they don't matter
>English is the superior language
I agree a 100%, don't forget though it's because of the Americans that so many people are speaking it globally now, do your research, they made it popular amongst the rest of the world.
Hey, can you get me a pic of the American empire that spanned across the globe and taught English to everyone?
I'm going to bed because it's pretty late here since we live in the best timezone (it's literally the centre (yes, that is the correct spelling) of all timezones)
Tyler Perez
>U.S. invented by Britain >first explorers of the Americas were Italian, not British >country was founded by fending off Brits
Jaxson Price
Pretty shitty timezone if you have to go bed early
