International jokes

so a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a bench
the priest spots a kid and says to the rabbi
"hey, you want to go screw that kid?"
the rabbi replies
"out of what"
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the Italian cross the road?

Because he likes to switch sides

oh hans that's a knee slapper right there

Holy shit, an actually funny joke from a kraut!

We have a winner right here!

There was a madhouse with three floors. Outside of it it was an empty pool. The pacients at the third floor thought the pool was full and decided to jump. A doctor was watching them. One jumped and died. The second jumped and died too. The third one decided not to jump. The doctor thinking the pacient regained his reason after the shock asked:
"Why don't you jump?"
The pacient replied:
"Heh, do you think I'm that stupid as to get my clothes wet?"

what do you call a german man eating out a french lady?

Blitzkreiging through the ardennes

How do you fit 12 cubans in a shoebox?
Tell them it floats

kek

also, *patient, the -ci makes the same sound in some words so it can be confusing

How do you get americans on a boat?

You don't have to, they are naturally bouyant

this is absolute gold real china

>couldn't stop thinking about this joke for the past couple days
>an aussie posts it
hmmm

my uncle taught it to me a few years back
it is a pretty good joke

the only time i ever tried to tell it the other guy didn't get it cause he didn't realize jews were greedy
i was like 16, that was 11 years ago
already corrupted by the internet

the priest responds
"his foreskin"

the childs name?
george washington

how fucking stupid would you have to be to not know the jews are greedy meme
he must have been a maritimer right? no regular canadian could be that stupid

>the jews are greedy meme
>meme

t. Schlomituel Commodityberg

nope an albertan, supposed to be racist by default
surprised me tbqh

kek

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guys pushing it forward.

K

A man is walking home in Ireland when he is grabbed by masked men carrying guns, they ask "are you protestant or catholic?". Thinking quickly the man says "I'm jewish". With that another voice shouts out from a nearby bush "quick Yassir, we finally have one!".

why do (Belarusians) have to steal two cars in germany?

Because they need to pass through poland on their way home

Why do Germans need two cars?
So that they have another one for when one blows up in the mosque

What do you call a country that is too shitty to join the UN?

Taiwan

What did one american said to the other?
>nothin bcuz they both fat :DDDDDD