/F1/ - Formula 1 General - That fucking LEAF edition

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>Story1 ummmmmm... Schumi is still an potato
>Story2 Rosberg is still retired
>Story3 it's probably princess pascal

Winter Stream
>rabb.it/spf1general

>I encourage toothpaste posting.
>Verstappen WDC 2017-2024.
>GIMI will die in melbourne.
>Potatoes taste best when baked, see Niki Lauda for the recipe.

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>475 posts too early

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Days Until Australia
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>Story 1
>Story 2
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Winter Stream
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>Personal Opinion

unless mecedes become drastically worse, then Lewis and who ever his partner is will be challenging for the title for the next couple seasons i think. Then max will have to wait until red bull get there shit together (or hopefully moves to merc, even though that's very unlikely to happen) and then he'll be challenging for the title. also what happened to jules? did he die or is he at home?

He died last year.

>>I encourage toothpaste posting.
>>Verstappen WDC 2017-2024.
>>GIMI will die in melbourne.
>>Potatoes taste best when baked, see Niki Lauda for the recipe.
Based leaf, you should make all new F1 threads from now on

>394 posts too early
A

Keeping thread alive with an bump

>come back home
>150+ replies in the old thread, already archived
>literally this in the new thread
C'mon, where are them American shitposters when you need them?

I'm a hoarder, this will be the thread once the current one reaches the post limit.

Hi lads i'm on holidays far away from internet, sorry for not posting these weeks

For the moment this thread is dormant, thanks for the retention bump though.

You dorftrottels are all aware that Alonso will be lewis' teamates right?

t. Dorftrottel

Thread is now awaked

Mercedes have already chosen Wehrlein. They are holding up the announcement because they want to destabilize all the other teams.

AMX will become world champion in 2017...

But Ricci will fuck Sophie and cuck Jos.

If Alonso goes to Mercedes who will replace Alonso at McLaren?

Ricky will fuck Vicky.

Sainz

>lewis hamilton will surpass schumi's wdcs in your lifetime

What's been going on lads I haven't been keeping up since nico retired

fuck u dwarfwaffle

>Vettel said he had not understood the order to hold station, issued in coded form as 'multi-21', but would probably have ignored it even if he had fully comprehended.

>"Had I understood the message, then I think I would have thought about it, reflected on what it means, what the team wants me to do, to leave Mark in first place and me finishing second. And I think I would have thought about it and probably done the same thing because Mark doesn't deserve that."

>Pressed by Reuters on why he felt Webber, who had obeyed instructions to turn down the engine and look after the tires, had not deserved to win, Vettel replied bluntly:

>"I don't like to talk ill of other people. It's not my style. I think I said enough. The bottom line is that I was racing, I was faster, I passed him, I won."

>68 years old

Eddie Jordan will die within our lifetimes.

Not with the way I live my life

People who follow team orders are betas

Look at Vettel and Multi-21 or Hamilton doing his Trulli train in Abu Dhabi

somehow this thread stayed alive.

a fucking leaf

Perez again for the laughter factor

And rightly so
twitter.com/Rowlinson_F1/status/806541046331142144/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

I think you forget we have many alcoholics in these threads

twitter.com/kamui_kobayashi/status/806861669074751488

kek

Dubs and OP has to post his or her penis

Nobuharu Kobayashi

>still wanting to follow team orders after what Webber did in Brazil 2012
>still wanting to follow team orders to let a driver you have completely demolished at every opportunity win

Literally did nothing wrong

POST IT

make it go up in and around the christmas tree

Checked

kek
>summery
kek
>Always listen, respects and follows team's orders!!
double kek, would hire

youtube.com/watch?v=xQ0mqnlr9Js

It needs to happen la

>Kamui in a decent car racing against Verstappen and Hamilton
>Comes to every race with a harem of JAV stars including Anri, Aika, Hitomi and Rio
>Constant broken Engrish during podium celebrations
>Becomes the first Jap champion, Japan explodes harder than Fukushima

Would be a sight to behold.

youtube.com/watch?v=uR-UaiV6gZ8

Good riddance.

How do you not lose total faith in your personal manager if he also happens to be the head of the best team in F1, then there is then an unexpected vacancy in that team and you are the most qualified and most experienced and consistent Mercedes-associated driver, and your manager ends up NOT picking you?

I mean I can understand if Alonso got chosen, but if they actually go with Wehrlein it's going to be quite the blow to Bottas IMO. Wehrlein didn't even outqualify Haryanto consistently, isn't exactly demonstrating to be world class material, has a now publically acknowledged attitude problem, already got rejected to the Force India seat in favor of Ocon who had driven like 4 races at that point. I still do not see anything out of the ordinary good in Wehrlein. He seems nowhere near mature enough to be driving for the best team.

Wehrlein is nowhere near Hamilton anyway. I don't think Bottas is either but I think he will at least come closer. If Merc is actually the fastest car again next year, its going to be like 15 Hamilton victories in one season.

Am I seriously just biased wearing my white and blue nationalism goggles, or what? Why would anyone in their right mind pick Wehrlein over Bottas?

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>Sauber were scoring podiums 4 years ago
>In 2016 Sauber were fighting one of the worst cars in modern F1 history (Manor) for 2nd last place with one (perhaps two) of the worst drivers in modern F1 history

Currytits happend

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Daily reminder that Sauber induced depression into Kamui

>That height
It's a cock in frock that isn't it

I'd give you an answer but the video has her crotch blurred

vjav.com/videos/39607/amazing-japanese-chick-tina-yuzuki-in-best-facial-college-jav-clip-571/

Op here, it was amputated in a freak toaster accident.

Does he qualify for a Superlicence?
2016 he earned 20 points
2015 he earned 7 points
2014 he was in F1

Is this Koby's last hope to pull off a cheeky WDC?

He qualifies from the previous experience.

That system was implemented in 2014 or 2015. If you drove in F1 before that it don't matter

Does that mean they could chuck Lauda (or any other old driver) in a car?

I would pay to watch Lewis get stomped by Prost.

>Kamui knows tonnes of porn stars and cheated on his wife with Rio of all people

Him and Jenson would have made a boss team.

Winter Stream Derailed: 1982 Clive Owen Year In Review

>Bunnicula wanted to see it
>Meme didn't care
>So we're watching this season review for a bit and returning back to the schedule soon enough.
>1987 season next.

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>Kamui in a decent car racing against Verstappen and Hamilton
P5 galore!
>Comes to every race with a harem of JAV stars including Anri, Aika, Hitomi and Rio
A harem of >what, including >who, >who, >who and >who?
>Constant broken Engrish during podium celebrations
I guess I'd handle that one podium celebration he'd have.
>Japan explodes harder than Fukushima
I knew there was a silver lining to your story.

>1982 Clive Owen Year In Review
The crowd cheered as if it all made sense!

Yep you definitely should be in the list as slightly angry older polish bloke who turns up in WEC and IndyCar threads

Not bad, but no feminine dick though

H-how old do you think I am?

>Field potentially shook up next year with Red Bull expected to make major improvements
>Ferrari will still probably be JUST-tier but might surprise us
>Any other team might make a Brawn GP tier design and challenge Mercedes
>People think they will take an unproven Wehrlein in a season where they may need the very best drivers possible

Screenshot this, the Wehrlein meme will come to an end.

35?

Damn, that's cruel.

You got digits going for you so there is that.

Are you actually the polish guy from the IndyCar/NASCAR threads?

Never been on a NASCAR thread, and there's one more polish guy I know of that frequents IndyCar threads more often than me.

>/f1/ now has it's own polish, grumpy jii-san

Shit wrong guy.

Sorry about that.

Is DUDE SHOEY LMAO the new ricciardo meme?

They are using the chicane at Paul Ricard

f1fanatic.co.uk/2016/12/08/f1-use-chicane-mistral-straight-paul-ricard/

>not watching JAV
Absolutely Haram

...

I have a small but nice collection of 60fps uncensored jav. Good times.

That's disappointing

>Big Nick is into little asian birds

>Clive Owen
Clive James, you dip

Fat Nick, the JAV Collector

how surprising, f1 will use a chicane!
thx obama

Fuck yeah Nick.

I don't know how much olive oil you need to masturbate but good choice

Imagine how hard is to Ferrari and Sauber to find f1 specialized people when they mainly come from England and dont wnat to leave their homeland

;___;

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Meh, splits one long Fuji-esque boring straight into two.

At least we won't see DRS passes made in the first 600m then the front car sprinting away down the rest of the 1.2km

based Taki has thrown his hat in the Mercedes ring too

twitter.com/takiinoue/status/806826292561768448?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Riccardo just removed his red-bull profile pic from facebook, and just uploaded a montage with a distinct lack of red bull cars, happening? why would he leave merc?

leave for merc*

>new Victoria Video

youtube.com/watch?v=g5bOi4u_Nng

his cover photo is still the RB12 though.

Wouldn't read too much into it, yet. Keeping an eye on it though.

also that montage is clearly about his highlights away from the track this year.

you fuckin mong

Winter Stream: 1987 Brazil - Hai Edition

>Rio
>Mansell on Pole
>Nippon Commentary
>First race of 87 Season

>Tilke was a mistake

just a thought chill

Why not use use sprinklers on the entire track for the whole race?

I got banned from Sup Forums for talking about third world migrants.

If they have renewed their super license every year, then yes.

You can also qualify by driving enough mileage in an F1 car and then FIA voting you in.

I still can't believe she has a hair washing sink in her room.