/asean/

China VS ASEAN edition.

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How do we make China great again in regards to relations with Southeast Asia?

Let china have South China Sea.
That's the only way.

More importantly why does China send investments in some SEA countries to exploit even if they hate it?

This is how Lao girls looked as top models:
youtube.com/watch?v=NSLd4Aaw_ec

Chinese investors want to make money and there's money to be made
Da gubmint doesn't dictate all investment bruv

Good morning lads.
Check these btw.

is Laos an instrument

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no malaysia, Laos is not an instrument

and u still hate us

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rise and shine /sea/men you're gonna be late for work!

But we have pretty good relations.
straitstimes.com/asia/china-venture-builds-1b-fishing-terminal-in-kedah

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Mahal-chan

...is a faggot.

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bbc.com/news/world-asia-39440174

>"exploding" xiaolongbao
wtf britbongs?

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United Kingdom of Republic of Asean Federation Union Empire when?

I need Sakurako user in my bed right now

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check pm :)

So basically if any SEAn country that would fight China at this point, it would be >us?

I'd live to think we would too..

I believe in you Vietnam

Probably, China don't disturb our interests so there's no reason for us to wage war with them.

i think its about time for another total war in SEA

we have many tagalogs to spare,theyre only good as a cannon fodder. tagalogs are too dumb to hold a gun

I think its about time for another total war in SEA

we have many Bisayans to spare, they are the majority
theyre only good as a cannon fodder. Bisayans are too dumb to hold a gun

we will send bisayan hookers too for you

has ps4 been hackable yet?

kek just dont eat bisayan pagpag

Who else like Kingdom of Laos over communist Laos besides me? I think Britanon and maybe 3 others do.

we will have to wait six years until his term is over

Monarchism is always far better than communism. So I'm with you.

Confederate > Federal monarchism > Federal republic > absolute monarchism >>>>>>>>> shit >>> democracy >>>> communism

tagalogs would prefer communism since theyre already poor and have communist lifestyle like rationing pagpag.

Yep. Are you Historindo by the way?

Nope, I'm vnindo in your case.

I absolutely loathe commies.

Bisayansthey are very efficient with shit and pagpag eating

be nice to these

I see. I feel there are lots of Flips and Indos and some Malays in these threads but I can't complain though. I simply prefered some diversity to keep /asean/ in line with the bond of all 10 countries.

I think there's one Viet user who don't like communism and is still fine with them anyway.

Is it bisdak Loli hookers

I feel like we are such traitors

well he cant help since he is born with it just like how tagalogs are all born in poverty and communist tier lifestyle living in rationing pagpag and athoritarian mindset. tagalogs cant function without authority just like the slaves they are.

well he cant help since he is born with it just like how Bisayans are all born in poverty and communist tier lifestyle living in rationing pagpag, shit and athoritarian mindset. Bisayans cant function without authority just like the slaves they are. Its part of their culture
Bisayans actually means slaves
Together with benguet

So cowardly of him tho

Eww why would you like the pagpag and shit eating bisayan butthurt poster

China just helped us get back all the NK hostages so we owe them right now.
Besides we don't have force projection so far away from the country.

Aside from Zamboanga and Basilian, they even claim the Muslim ones, kek no wonder the Muslims are angry

>only 6 years

For those who wondered why poverty and other socio-agricultural problems is slowly alleviatted in Laos since 1990s you should thank Sombath Somphone. He's such a good man it's a pity why he's missing.

A×|$ > £®!S

Forgot to mention despite officially being privately owned we along with Singapore is also the only one with Submarine rescue vessel in the entire region.
Call 999-Najib-666 for all your underwater rescue needs.

For those who don't know, here's his Wiki page:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sombath_Somphone

>missing for 5 years
how can still say that he's not dead yet

Just look this link below about the reason of his disappearance:
rfa.org/english/commentaries/search-09102013160046.html

Enforced disappearances is a very serious and widespread issue in Laos.

>gommie == cuck
WTF I hate gommie now

How is it guys about Sombath

What's Lao Nork?

'tism

Allocate your funds to Myanmar!

only if they teach us how to remove POOs

>hating on Rohingya

How to say this in proper Malay, Indo and Hokkien?

>To all guests:
Please make sure you sign the guest book before you leave. Thank you for your cooperation

>implying he'll finish his term

At some point the proletariat or the military will get fed up.

what, are you a whitey?

how can flips still side with the west if communism is already becoming mainstream over there? /asean/ should band together against the red scum and start fending for themselves imo

Malay:
Kepada semua tetamu:
Sila pastikan anda menandatangani buku tamu sebelum anda meninggalkan majlis. Terima kasih atas kerjasama anda.

>imagine Bonifacio saying that since Spain is a titan we should just bend over and become a Spic province
>imagine General Luna, Ricarte, Sakay, Ola, Del Pilar and Malvar saying that since the United States is a global power we should just bend over and become a US state
>imagine General Lim and those other unnamed junior officers in the Army, Scouts, Constabulary and Army Air Corps saying that since Japan has 11 aircraft carriers in the Pacific we should just bend over and accept the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

Bigyan ng jetski si Meyor

Luzonfags won't allow it or they will miss their favorite white cock.

Where the white man goes, they go.

Bisayafags will cry manila imperialism
They are the retarded majority after all
They will miss their spic and white and now chink masters cock and anus

They probably like to eat foreigners shit to

KekOur bisaryan Prez likes his commie cock and pagpagshit

No escape

Why does women are acted as inferior beings in Laos compared to men.

As long as you are not Bisayan or Benguet you are not inferior

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Laos

WEATHER IS SO FUCKING HOT
Guess I'll go full nude moving around my house for 2 months.

>Guess I'll go full nude moving around my house for 2 months.
WUT!?

Isn't this already treason?

Me too. I hope my imotous wont mind it much.

Was it autism?

Why not just turn on the air cond?

pengen ngentot gan

Hello my friend!

Bonjour Jacques

a-are you a grill?

Do you want to bath with Satania in this position?

Is that a trap?

I'm pretty sure that's a trap.

>not wearing a sarong and singlet instead
Down with the western tyranny of the pants.

Great khutbah today, Laos BTFO

>That's April Fools' dude

That's April Fools' Eve dude. [spoiler]The girl is actually Mumei[/spoiler]
Incidentally Islam is a minority religion in Laos.
"Since 2001 the Government has more closely scrutinized the activities of Laos’ small Muslim population but has not interfered with the community's religious activities. Muslims in the small Islamic community were able to practice their faith openly and attend the two active mosques. Daily prayers and the weekly Jumaat prayer on Fridays proceeded unobstructed, and all Islamic celebrations were allowed. Muslims were permitted to go on the Hajj. Groups that conduct Tabligh teachings for the faithful came from Thailand once or twice per year. In 2006, a local Muslim joined with members of other religious groups to represent the Government at an Interfaith Conference on Religion in Jakarta, Indonesia."

>Are you Historindo by the way?
C'est moi, French-chan!

DEATH TO ASIAN COMMUNISTS

want some mahal-chan

Careful now, Vietnam did everyone a favour taking down that madman Pol Pot.

I like you.

>you will never be Chinese
why live