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I'm polish though

anime

Agreed, a boring simulacra indeed.

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The UTTER STATE of leave voters

Black Sam" Bellamy, was an English pirate who operated in the early 18th century.

He likened himself to Robin Hood, with his crew calling themselves "Robin Hood's Men".

This reputation earned him another nickname, the "Prince of Pirates".

His flagship was powerful with many cannons. Usually, he had two ships under his control. With coordinated attacks, they managed to capture ships easily without harming them.

He liked expensive clothes, especially black coats. His favorite weapons were four duelling pistols that he always carried in his sash.

Bellamy wished to visit his family in Rhode Island. He was swept up in a violent nor'easter storm off Maine at midnight.

All nine survivors from the two ships were captured and prosecuted for piracy in Massachusetts, and six were hanged in October 1717.

His acquired wealth of five tons of treasure from his short career is speculated at US $120 million in 2008 dollars.

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Don't understand people who don't shower in the evenings before bed.

> ah yes just let me shit up my bedsheets with my smelly grimy body, mmm lovely

I need to know more about this bus : where are the windows ?

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

business idea: print more money, don't tell anyone about it, and then suddenly pay all public debts off before anyone realises what's going on.

honestly think Brexit is the best thing this country has done since winning the Falkland War

would heem this mong with one jab

I often have two showers in a day
one in the morning with soap and products
the other at night after the gym for just a rinse

anyone got any tips for surviving stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to spine and brain lads?

>pakimong Ribena is banned

Brexit is a cult.
These morons will never see the truth.

>no Æthelwulf
>no Alfred
>no Egbert
>no Æthelbald
>no Edward
>no Beowulf
>no Æthelstan

lol fuck off frenchie

>outward looking
>leave campaign
they've got everything they need on the bus

why doesn't every government on earth just agree to wipe all debt and start again. and people who are owed money just gets it printed for them.

good post
sick to death of clueless crybabies whining on

But then you have to shower in the morning before work

Plus you sweat loads during the night, so showering before bed is a wasted effort

ah yes, a level economics

just be yourself

how will it be good? Just out of curiosity

Gonna start join the EU campaign in 2019

so whats wrong with that idea then

Wait and see

the only way Brexit can fail is if the public talks it into failing. It's like they want us to suffer from it just because they didn't want it this way.

>go on /brit/ every day
>call others pakis
>watch as they all fall over each other calling each other pakis in an attempt to prove they aren't in fact a paki
>i'm actually a paki


you are all pawns for my brown smelly fingers to play with

can't do any job lads

might need to become a male prozzie

>But then you have to shower in the morning before work
no you don't

>Plus you sweat loads during the night
no you don't
>ah yes lying still in bed unconscious, I must be sweating so much
sick to death of that idiotic urban myth

>wait and see
Ah yes Brexit is great

That isn't very comforting lad

FOP

youtube.com/watch?v=pa8po_9anHU

>no Alfred
you forgot the GOAT English name (mine)

Tired of you crying about how terrible it will be. No turning back now, just get on with it

theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/30/ken-livingstone-repeats-claim-nazi-zionist-collaboration

MADMAN

i have bruxism, false phimosis, real phimosis, stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to spine and brain, scoliosis, rosacea, pectus excavatum, hyperhydrosis and prader–willi syndrome and i live in glasgow

Does anyone actually enjoy going out and getting drunk

it will improve our economy by opening up larger markets

>no drustan
>no elisedd
>no gwrtheyrn
>no iudicael
>no haerviu
>no judoc

fuck off saxon pig

Me

Depends where and who with though

There is literally no reason we can't just turn back now

My potential name picks for children. Rate and hate.

Boys:

George
Edward
Albert
Arthur
Edmund
James
Richard
Charles
Henry
Harry
Oliver
Thomas
Frederick
Alfred
Alexander
Jack
Joseph

Girls:

Elizabeth
Alice
Lucy
Louise
Helena
Anna
Anne
Frances
Victoria
Isabel
Emilia
Elsie
Freya
Ella
Poppy
Alodie
Beatrix
Ottilie
Alexandra
Edith
Heidi
Grace

The anti-EU crowd have been complaining since forever
Let us whine for a bit x

Worked as a barman in Wetherspoons for 2 years. AMA.

>no you don't

You've slept all night under a duvet or whatever, 8 hours getting sweaty and greasy, you need to shower

>markets
fuck off bourgeoisie

STATE of the Left

Its everything for cinema you mong

i-it's normal to hear voices when you're stoned, r-right lads?

>tfw I attack Poles but I am actually Polish and just self-loathing

*bends over and opens up bumhole*

how about this larger market?

how will it do that?

see

Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, was a notorious English pirate who operated around the eastern coast of Britain's North American colonies.

He may have been a sailor on privateer ships during Queen Anne's War.

Teach captured a French merchant vessel, renamed her "Queen Anne's Revenge", and equipped her with 40 guns.

By May 1718, Teach had awarded himself the rank of Commodore and was at the height of his power.

During a ferocious battle, Teach and several of his crew were killed by a small force of sailors led by the pirate hunter Robert Maynard.


His nickname derived from his thick black beard and fearsome appearance; he was reported to have tied lit fuses under his hat to frighten his enemies.

I'm from East Yorkshire so I am an Anglo pig, please use the correct tribal references.

ive told you already

boring and shit

> sweaty and greasy after lying in one spot all night
"no"

Would you rather own a comfy British country estate or a magnificent French chateau?

went for a coffee and a walk with this really nice Polish woman once

ignored her after and never spoke again

bit fucking sick of the constant threads about us by the same group of people

fucking hell just popped an 'ol boner post it lad x

depends

you have to go back

i propose that 'bit impolite m8' me the default response to any rude comment directed at you

the last one is terrible mate im really sorry to hear that

Ah yes leaving our largest market will definitely be good for the economy

...

french one, definitely
hate living like sardines in the uk

we'll maintain the same trade deal we have with the rest of europe, possibly improve it, and at the same time be able to arrange trade deals with other countries

>Approved British names

Muhammad
Achmed
Hamza
Abbas
Haidar
Sayyid
Taha
Ali
Hussein
Nouri
Yasser
Osama
Ibrahim
Omar
Aisha
Fatimah

If you do not have at least one of these names then you ARE NOT British, no exceptions

lads if i go really early to the gym tomorrow and use the running track will i get mocked by the proper athletes
im a fat powerlifter with dreadful cardio

it's our largest single market, it's not where the majority of our exports go

also, there's not going to be any tariffs anyway

How are things in la la land?

Eastern Germany has tons of rural estates awaiting restoration, but no one has the money for it. In some cases they'll literally hand them to you if you agree to finance the renovation.

wouldnt mind one of those old Parisian houses desu but paris is full of niggers sadly

there is a fucking mushroom growing in my bathroom next to my shower

how do I remove it?

Anti-democratic for one

...

just eat less

>mfw I voted when that was on

Laughed at the result

On what?

It's assumed that you'll have at least a few acres of land with either property.

How much do they cost?

>also, there's not going to be any tariffs anyway

Yes there will, the government has already said we're leaving the single market and customs union

the fucking state of women

sorry lad, got a bit distracted by me jelly bone (phone for all you 'sheeds)

Im arguing that the so called "politics of oil" are the effects that oil has on the politics as practiced in countries.
am discussing it at domestic, regional and global level, and arguing that the politics of oil are not causes of war, but that they are facilitators of war.

its a bit tricky because there's a thin line between the politics caused by oil, and the politics of war that oil allows.

desu i think its not my best work but ah well.

Feedback appreciated

fucking hate Pakis, Polacks, Paddys, Pikeys, Pancake Faces, Porch Monkeys and Poos

NEED a Desi GF

Imagine the state you have to be in to have fucking mushrooms growing in your house

>in a club
>this guys slaps your ass and says 'you should have studied maths'
how do you respond?

did you know baby koalas eat their mother's dung to survive and grow strong? well now you know

>tfw muhammed mohammed abbas sayyid

will howl at you if you can't do 100m in less than 11.5 seconds 2bh

dunno lad

obviously but that doesn't mean there will be tariffs by default, it's in no one's interest

Based

want to poke around it. Exploring abandoned buildings is cool but fucking bellend cunts go around and graffiti them all

Nothing wrong with any of that you virgin

Sick to death of talking about brexit, the arguments just go around in circles