I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
I fucking hate niggers
Don't do it faggot
I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
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I LOVE FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK
I FUCKING LOVE CHOKLET MICK
I LIKE NIGGER SODA.
I CHOCKING LOVE FUCKLET MILK!
I LOVE MILKING CHOCOLATE FUCK
WELCOME TO THE COOL ZONE
i prefer regular milk
where is your god now?
Fuck you!!! Nooooooo
dude what the fuck, this shit straight from the darknet
FUCKIN CHOCKIT MOOK
Kek, no point starting a thread like this as 9out of10 Sup Forumstards are newfag that don't even know what this is
Careful now
Only babies drink milk. Are you a baby? Grow up.
Chocolate Milk stories lets go
>be me
>be 3 years ago
>having rock band rehearsal cause musicfag
>bassist is really dumb dyslexic kid who is just straight up fucking brain dead, we'll call him fuckwit
>we go into my kitchen
>open fridge
>see chocolate milk
>ohdaddy.xif
>get out 2 mugs because glasses are overrated
We had this mug that my sister got for her birthday which said "Im so bloody blonde sometimes"
anyway
>pour two mugs of the finest chocolate milk known to man
>give the "I'm so bloody blonde" mug to fuckwit because y not
>Start drinking chocolate milk in kitchen because we cant wait to sit down and drink it
>fuckwit starts trying to read the mug
>endmenow.nef
"i.. i'm so.... b-l-o-o-d-y blo.. b-l-o.. blonde?.. I'm so bloody blonde sometimes..? user what does that mean?"
>i explain the blonde stereotype of being generally clueless
"Oooh i get it now"
>there is nothing to get, there is no joke but kids braindead so i humour him
>he looks at the mug for a few seconds contemplating his existence or some shit
>fuckwit looks at me and smiles
>fuckwit doesnt know what he's doing
>fuckwits arm flops down to his side
>chocolate milk goes everywhere. All over the floor, all over fuckwit's legs and shoes, all over my shoes
>fuckwit still does not realise what just happened
>my mum walks into kitchen
>watsgoingonherr.breakfast
"fuckwit"
"what happened."
>I have no words
>fuckwit looks down and sees the mess hes made
>o
The irony.
FUCKERS