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mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13902142/ufc-plans-to-add-womens-featherweight-division-whether-its-with
mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13899410/ontario-athletic-commission-forces-emil-meek-to-cut-trademark-beard
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-206-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-9-a-m-et-1
mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13896680/morning-report-tyron-woodley-calls-out-nick-diaz-for-ufc-209
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ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-albany#/
youtube.com/watch?v=N8e6qnKFeWU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Whittaker_vs._Brunson
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how many bongs till the cards ?

One down, one to go.

Be careful, Max.

all he cares about is money

>Goobert is stripped
>Pettis misses weight anyways

LMAO @ PETTIS' LIFE

Q&a is LIVE
youtu.be/SpdXk9yFeKc
youtu.be/SpdXk9yFeKc

lol show up for a q&a
too much of a baby to fight someone else

2 1/2 hours

Tough talk from behind a keyboard kid

Schaub is God

Who
Ashley
Yoder
"SpiderMonkey"
here?

she has a 69" reach
and is quite the gymnast

new thread is here lassies
use it if you want

this is the real thread

Sad

is, in fact, the authentic /heem/ thread

>making another thread literally 15 minutes later
jesus fucking christ get a grip

>tfw you only go on heem certain hours cause conor casuals shit it up all day

>fuck rumble
lol this guy is the average heemer

Who do you predict she will fight next?

haha goldberg blowing the fuck out of that faggot, i wish rumble heemed him

what happened

some guy got on the mic and started saying fuck rumble and calling him a bitch for not stepping up to fight like mcgregor does

based canada

I liked the guy that asked him why he didn't think rain cardio

Rumble vs JDS would be fun

Rumble asked to fight Arlovski but Arlovski declined

Arlovski is such a pussy

Probabaly didn't want ant his jaw broken again

Wonderboy and AJ are both such gentlemen.

how did pettis fail with that nutritionist

>wonderdad used to force his kids to fight each others bareknuckle
Wut

Pettis is a meme

He failed by guzzling down steak and eggs less than a week before weigh ins

Should go RT4 vegan

30 bananas a day, MINIMUM

This guy can't help himself.

Goldie is so based

poor lil whiteboi

GOLDBERG

Predict UFC 206 PPV buys

HERE
WE
GO

135,000

190-210k buys most optimal

Don't forget to eat your wheaties

160,000

2 hours until fights boys

who fightpass here?

>fightpass card
>on the east coast
Love the timing for cards like tonight

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SUCK MY DICK BULGARIA

what's the best fight tonight on paper

What would have happened to Conor if there wasn't a ref to save him at the end of both of his fights with Nate?

damn i forgot he landed so many hard rights to the body

had to have fucked with nate's cardio

ngannou

what would have happened to aldo if big john didn't save him?

>answering a question with a question

was a clown question to begin with

Just answer it bro

110k. at best.

1st fight

>nate would let go of the choke because he respects the tap

2nd fight

>nate would hang out in guard, both guys gassed, until they fell asleep.

anthony pettis' dad is disappointed

Cirkunov is free money.

Krylov is extremely overrated.

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wtf happened to her face

IS this the true GOAT card?

yes, going to be A LOT of heems on that card, not like the casuals here would know

HAHA, YEAH BUOEH, SAVED

Lmao btfo goof

youtu.be/aGDRDelaAdw?t=10m44s

Pettis is shook as fuck

TEW WEEK WORL CHUMPEON

190-220 K

Shit OP, other one was superior.
>he actually bothers to report rival threads
kys my man

The usual 200k for a card with no big names or important fights

based nieky holzken

Upcoming events:

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12/10: UFC 206 - Holloway vs Pettis
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12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/11: Submission Underground 2 - Jones vs Henderson
12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - TBA
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Zeferino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
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1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko

Previous thread: News:

>UFC to add Women's Featherweight division
mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13902142/ufc-plans-to-add-womens-featherweight-division-whether-its-with

>Ontario Athletic Commission making Emil Meek cut his beard
mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13899410/ontario-athletic-commission-forces-emil-meek-to-cut-trademark-beard

>Pettis and Khabilov missed weight
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-206-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-9-a-m-et-1

>Woodley calls out some can for UFC 209
mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13896680/morning-report-tyron-woodley-calls-out-nick-diaz-for-ufc-209

>Ceмья
instagram.com/p/BNxag8Tj2OH/

>mfw I was posting in the wrong thread

Less than MM? Really?

Since you wanted to know so much

Nick wont fight Tyron, however Nate will.
Nate gets Tyron tired quick and beats him.

Conor comes back, hes gained a bit of weight since the baby and is ready to fight Tyron for the Welterweight belt. He gets in the cage, completely unaware hes actually fighting Nate (ireland doesn't have tv or wifi fyi)

He begins to kick off, "No I am not fighting Nate!" but before he can leave the octagon Nick locks the door with a chain.

Fast forward a few minutes and Nate has Conor on the ground and is beating his face. Out of nowhere a little green bomb flies into Nates face. *Boom* Nate is tko'd, half his face missing.

It's Khabib on a glider, he jumps off.
"Looks like I got here just in time"
"Eh tree minutes earlier wud of been good"

But Nick is angry now and climbs the cage with a pair of nun chucks, he throws them at Conor

No screams Khabib as he jumps in front, ko'ing himself.

Conor picks up the nun chucks and bangs them against the cage, the noise scares Nick and he retreats.

Conors just happy to be alive, he looks up expecting to see his Irish fans. Instead all he sees is Bisping, flipping the bird.

Thanks. Didn't Valerie miss weigh too?

4.5 bongs till main card, correct lads?
Thanks in advance, have a slag.

When I shtarted train MMA I always want fight Ronda Rousey she da bess

yeah, she came in at 117.5

He's a goof that thought Cruz's footwork was a meme, ignore him

American bros - how much bongs before first fight starting in Fight Night?

Main Card
9PM/6PM ETPT
Lewis
v s Abdurakhimov
Lewis Abdurakhimov
Ngannou
v s Hamilton
Ngannou Hamilton
Anderson
v s O'Connell
Anderson O'Connell
Villante
v s Safarov
Villante Safarov
Early Prelims
5:45PM/2:45PM ETPT
Kish
v s Yoder
Kish Yoder
Brown
v s Camozzi
Brown Camozzi
Gigliotti
v s Meerschaert
Gigliotti Meerschaert
Sanchez
v s Smith
Sanchez Smith
Trator
v s Burgos
Trator Burgos
Perez
v s Diakiese
Perez Diakiese
Berish
v s Janes
Berish Janes

ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-albany#/

1 hour and 15 minutes for first fight of the night

>tfw cant sleep
whos up for a literally who card here?

has anyone ever come out to this song?

youtube.com/watch?v=N8e6qnKFeWU

Who ready for UF(bb)C tonight?

Mandingo: the Card.

I don't sleep until 6/7 anyway so watching cards doesn't count as "staying up" for me

This might be the worst card of the year on paper

Is tonight the official UFC: Race War edition?

>you will never live in the mid 2000s nu metal aflliction t shirt era as a pro mma fighter

just heem me now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Whittaker_vs._Brunson

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Bader_vs._Nogueira_2

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Mousasi_vs._Hall_2

>Tfw wanted to go out tonight
>Fights are on

candie bless

18 hours ahead, so minus 24, divide by 2.5, carry the one.
Got it: 3pm start. Cheers. Have another.

who is your favorite NZ fighter?

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Casuals like you have been saying this for the past month, and it usually ends up meaning nothing.

there's one answer to this question