American on holiday here. How do I properly false flag and shitpost as a German?

American on holiday here. How do I properly false flag and shitpost as a German?

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Are you a Greek?

Are a Greek(Turk)?

Eat shit, literally.

Go to Hamburg buy yourself a burger.

Post in turkish. Or post gibberish and claim it's turkish, no one will know the difference.

Leave germany alone, they had a rough week

>insult everyone
>then say you are greek

or

>shill for EU as hard as you can
>especially in British threads

Boast of having mosques.

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Go to Sup Forums and shill for Schulz. Guaranteed butthurt.

it's simple, really

Just say you are a greek

kek it's always German mother and not the other way around

>shill for EU as hard as you can
>especially in British threads
basically this

yes, i love these
i have a german penpal and he hates it

Not necessarily, a lot of Turkish women in Germany date German men because Turks are more progressive than other Muslims.

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I do it ironically because I get at least 4 (You)s every time.
It's really funny.

Tell really bad jokes

Your country is one.

Tell everyone the good news about our lord and saviour Martin Schulz

Be greek

This is actually pretty difficult because around half of all German posters already are non-Germans/immigrants/army brats/travelers shitposting.

>no one will know the difference.
most "germans" will know

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its for merkel