Detroit Red Wings @ Columbus Blue Jackets Gamethread

Welcome.

But only nice people, rude people may stay away.

Sup swedebro, good to have you here. Missing Ken Daniels.

CAN'T ZAZZ THE MRAZZ


hi sveriga :)

Press F to pay respects to Ken's son.

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One of these games huh?

Good evening, you too.
I guess you at least have the wings announcers, I've got Columbus annopuncers here..

rrrrreeeeee....

>tfw Mraz was zazzd

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What?

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Talk about shorties having shorties.

>HAA

1 - 0

His 23-year-old son died yesterday or the day before. He's gonna have somebody standing in as a commentator for the next few games.

They cucked you huh? I went to great lengths to get the Detroit ones tonight. My laptop is dead so I had to use a packet sniffer on my phone, save it to a file, copy the url, ssh into my raspberry pi and edit a file using nano which took ten minutes because I kept fucking up.

I need to stop destroying laptop ac adapters.

when the fuck did both powerplays ended?


when will we legalise drugs?

Damn, that sucks. He should take however many games he needs. But I guess you at some point need stuff to do, can't just walk around at home all day for too long.

I'm used to it, so it's not so bad. For the most part I don't get annoyed by them. Unless it's Boston's announcers of course.
And I don't have to deal with stuff like that. I'm technically inept, so I understood about half of that stuff..

Didn't know Detroit had a gypsy on ice

Athanassiou

you will remember me whenever you hear that name

Creepy

at worst, it's nostalgic

funny thing you took it that way.

How did you think I would react?

I don't even know.
I thought it would be something to remember a long time after you leave those threads if you still continue to follow the red wings. Whenever you would hear the name Athanassiou you 'd remember the greek guy on /hoc/.
Which you probably will, lel

Fuck off Greece
pay denbts

wtf Bobrovski?
not bobrovski at all

Mantha has been looking pretty good so far

Haha, alright. I'm not so sure. But hey, time will tell

>bobrovsky strong between the pipes

does that mean that homosexual men prefer to spitroast him?

Mantha is elite, and fancy stats confirm.
>Mantha-Zetterberg-Tatar line is 2nd best in NHL in Corsi for
>Mantha is 2nd in league for individual shot attempts generated relative to teammates
Whatever those mean, but he's up among players like Marchand (#1) and Bergeron (#3) so there's that.

Keeps getting robbed by the troll post but he's doing great.

Line is 5th, not 2nd, but still

What is this, a rink for ants?

>that Verizon commercial with 4 black girls on the couch

I need some of those for Christmas plz

Let's just hope he starts producing soon. Not that it looks like he needs it very much, but I could probably do with a confidence boost

Found the Red Wings fan

Damn right you did.

We aren't all race-mixers, lad, it's mostly a meme. Mostly.

This, it's a meme unless they're cute

I couldn't risk making mulatto babies desu, even if the lasses are cute

LARKIN!!!

TACO BELL

THANK YOU

Ah fuck

I love the cute ones, especially the white washed ones that only date white guys. I'm picky.

I could only racemix with Latinos or Irish desu

I understand that, each one to their own

Good taste. Those ones good indeed.
Daughters of iranians who left the country before it fell apart can be really good too. They are more often than not raised as any other normal swedish girl, but with a small conservative twist (in a good way)

Os Larkin, dare I say it, /ourlad/?

BASED OTT

red wings fan here, i only like brown girls

I'd race mix with just about anyone if I find them attractive. I'm white and never slept with a white girl in my life, all my gfs were Asian.

>it's another "everybody blames and fights Ott" episode

top lyl

I like Ott

Brown skin is best skin. Highly underrated. Pale girls are basura.

>I'd race mix with just about anyone if I find them attractive
This

>only having one lad

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I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE

well that was a mess

What the fuck was that

wtf I hate the ref now

REF
FUCK

Blashill on suicide watch

>refs in charge of blowing the fucking whistle

that's a good play to not whistle

>touched puck with stick outside the crease
>covered puck after stick touch AND made no effort to distribute puck

it's Mrazek's positioning, he was too far out to make a stick play and then cover. if anything that could have been delay of game

gotta love them technicalities

Suck a fart, nerd

It's such bs.

He sticked it before trying to cover?
Not sure how I missed that

>Czech goaltending

reeeeeeee

>Don Tortorella

I bet he made the players an offer they couldn't refuse at the lockerooms. He told them their families will remain safe as long as they 're winning.

But screwing up now might mean that they will play a solid third period instead

...

true germanics have dark hair

It also might mean the momentum shift irreparably in the Jackets' direction, causing the game to end 20-1

true greeks live in small white houses with blue corners

Sure. But that is a possibility I refuse to think about. Which means that it doesn't exist, kind of

>blue corners

blue roofs*

Pay off in front of the net.

Colombus pls

I'm glad you're helping >us tank, but it's a dick move to try and pull a blowout again. We need something to meme at other teams with

Based pizza man

BASED SEDLAK

These National Coney Island ads are making me hungry even though National is garbage desu. Need a trip to Leo's.

Next time I come to a game at the Joe, where should I go for a real Coney dog experience?

Tourist btw

Lafayette

American Coney Island for sure bro.

>tfw you just had a Coney today

American is only for when Lafayette is full. If you're going to Lafayette bring cash BTW.

The real experience is going to both of them right before the game.

>1 SOG
Good power play

I like this idea desu.

Thanks for the suggestions tbhlads

You had better get some of this too, user.

What else should I do? This year me and my lads are probably coming the day before so we have more time to do stuff.

Depends what season you're going to visit and where at exactly. In Detroit, DIA is pretty neat, also to eat you NEED to go to Bucharest.

Hit up A2 as well.

>DIA
>A2
Pls explain

Detroit Institute of Art, if that is your thing. It's alright, not a ton to do inside of Detroit proper.

However, A2 (Ann Arbor) has plenty to do.

This game is putting me to sleep

Ah I see. That might be cool, but some of my lads are plebs so I'm not sure if they'd dig that. Is there some sort of museum to the auto industry I'm the area?

whew brovshky

If I hear "that shot went just wide" one more fucking time I'm going to lose it.

>we didn't get rid of Pulkkinen
>he only changed name

Maybe if Jimmy was in from the start this would be a different game.

GG BJs. Nice goaltending.

Ahahahaha

GG Detroit

GG, Jackets
Thank you everyone for a pretty comfy thread, and good night

There is no point in speculating about that now tbf

Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn.

Jackets are so elite