You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible

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HAMBURGER!

I'm heading to McDonalds

AMERICA FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck niggers im gonna join the kkk

Carrying my M-16 plus two revolvers just in case WW3 happens

#MAGA

fucken immigrants takin mah jobs

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.

MURICA!!!!

Fuck off robot.
>analyzing American colloquialism

Chicken sandwiches, viagra, SUVs, sports, blissful ignorance, excess consumption, failing health, neoconservatism/neoliberalism, jingoism, heavy alcoholism, and drug abuse! Respect my participation trophy for being born on this side of a series of imaginary lines on a giant rock in space!

>Tell ISIS
>bottom text

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>weight increased to 56793 lbs

FUCK YEAH FREEDOMS!

SHOOL SHOOTING? MORE GUNZ

I'm not American, I don't know how Americans do shit, don't ask me

that pic oc btw, you betta repost nigga

>Muh Gunz
>Muh freedom

I'm having this for brunch.

Kill niggers with my AR-15 while eating a big-mac and wearing a MAGA hat

I'LL BE SHOOTING MY FUCKING GUNZZZZ™!!! EAT HAMBURGERS™! AND MUTHAFUKKIN PIZZA™!!! WHILE SIPPING COCA-COLA™ AND BEER!!!! BLONDE BITCHES ON MY RED PICKUP TRUCK™!!

>shoot school students and co-workers

BURGER

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YEEYEE
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nigger. nigger! NIGGER! honey, grab my white pointed hat and the rope. we got some bus'ness to be taken care of. also my chew please

Hand me my gun

sieg heil hurrdurr muh guns muh free speech kill all niggers i'm under educated donald hitlur fur presidunt i don't want no healthcare or school give all our moneys to teh billionaire all i need is burgurs this is real freedumbs

Yo wut up.

Getthelube.com.
tiny-step-sister-charity-crawford-fucks-sleepwalking-brother

whats good

God, it's like a nig version of I Spy

I spy 2 handguns and a tiny welfare check...
4 little doggies and 14 lives rekt

murica means freedum

Yet another thread started by a jealous Europoor. We saved you from the Nazis but you brought the Jihadis on yourself so suck it.

something about sports

MY LIFE FOR ISRAEL

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I think the general sentiment there now is that they didn't want you to save them from the Nazis.

I can carry scissors around in public.

Me right now

>NAZIs where bad

Hold my beer I need both hands to shoot that bear

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I owe an Asian money

>attends top learning institution in the world

>helps roll out idea to help other piece of shit countries catch up to the modern world

>attends top learning institution in the world

>invents a new gender identity

Breakfast Hamburger

arrest niggers

APPLE PIE
BASEBALL
NIGGERS
MAGA
WHITE POWER
I'M FAT

Kek

>never travel anywhere
>totally believe the US is the freest place on Earth.

rekt

>create the top learning institutions in the world
>only foreigners study there
>americans attend bible school instead

This
>and I'm really American

>build ur own prison

>wall it off

Only lose one conflict cuz were diddnt want a nuclear holocaust

I got the fuck out.

I always figured it was horseshit, but I didn't realize how bad until I started travelling.

Then I said "fuck it" and moved.

TIME TO JAIL MY OWN PEOPLE AND NIGGERS TO EARN MONEY, FREEDOOOOOOMMMM

Russia won the war retard

>"Fucking immigrants taking jobs from hard working Americans"
>Not native American

Fuck-merica

fucking shit
god fucking grace
fuck it
my fucking shit

>WWII starts in 1939
>US shows up (in meaningful numbers) in Europe in 1944
>'murica one t3h WWII for YooRup!L!L!1111

Canada is the only true North America.

Europeans conquered the indigenous American tribes.

Not even remotely related to modern immigration.

oh dont mind me, im just riding my fat scooter in a mall

>user doesn't understand the concept of "Last Hit" and pretends to be American.

silly eurocuck, WWII started in 1937, in asia. What did you lads do in theaters other than your own backyard?

>user thinks war is vidya
>prolly is from US

And for what? Wasn't much to conquer. All they got out of it is 27 genders and oversensitivty complexes.

Heh exactly, the only immigrants who move to other countries planning to take it over completely and fuck shit up for the natives are European ones.

canada isn't real

No, it didn't.

>not gud at history
>prolly from US

I took this enormous shit after being constipated for 3 days and it felt great

The people who cry hamburger are just buttblasted they don't live in one of (if not the best) the greatest mixing pot countries in the world.
Here is what an American would do:
Wake up, admire the gift of our first world. Take every opportunity you have to win. Go to school. Have a family. Protect your family.
Realize 1776 happened for a reason. Stalin took the guns. Mao took the guns. Hitler took the guns. Castro took the guns. Hillary Clinton wanted to take the guns (we dodged a bullet).
Realize you can literally be anything you want to be in this great country, and have a right to protect it. You can buy anything here. Capitalist paradise for those who work.

we are the only ones that can do it

I wasn't saying that it was a bad thing.

The only part I dislike is that the US broke treaties made with the locals.

That's just gauche.

The expansionist warfare/extermination is unpleasant, but fine with me.

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>muh guns

is it not a good idea to shoot intruders in the face with dank memes?

This 100%
And a petty attempt
By a samefag

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

It's the best idea. I don't actually own a firearm but I absolutely understand people's right to own it.

this

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im triggered because everything is so offensive

I also identify as 42 different sexes

lets ask israel if they need us to spread our cheeks further

Bible school? Who has time for that? I'm way too busy installing more gender neutral bathrooms

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Wrong in two ways. Your definition of an American is contradicting, and you've clearly never seen how tenacious local college students are now in the U.S

Cry more

Gender-neutral bathrooms? Who has time for that? I'm way too busy paying $200k USD plus compound interest for college through federal loans

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your comment makes no sense, wtf dude

timestamp it nigger

You can pay that off easily being a contractor and installing all those bathrooms for faggots.

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>fucking kek

College? Who has time for that? I'm way too busy worshipping the god I was raised to worship without question because if I don't, I was told that I would go to hell.

Shut the the fuck up faggot

you will go to hell

this