I'm a 25 year old virgin AMA

I'm a 25 year old virgin AMA

Im 21 yo virgin feels like shit

Show us.

How old are you

Can i has sex

How does it feel to definitely not be part of the master race?

NICE TROLL

No luck, I got my first shag when I was 14, and she was 17. But then again I am 42 now, with kids, that have sucked the life out of me.

Now I have to start paying Uni fees and two cars. ya know what. Stay a fucking virgin.


Prostitutes don't count.

show what?

25

idk. maybe

idc

not trolling

ill be rich!!

Are you a virgin?

where do you live that you are still a virgin? antartica?

Ireland.

not sure why it matters where i live

fem?
if yes proof

What's your favourite movie?

Show us everything under the dress.

Do you still actively go out to bars and clubs etc.? I never had any luck with women until I started going out simply to please myself, started getting more attention from women. If you need self confidence to talk to people use a little cociane, got me talking to a load of people and now I don't need it because of the sheer amount of people I am comfortable with

because everywhere live humans and so potential partners :)

Thanks for answering my question, OP. Hope you have a good day

Yes you will have ok £'s coming in, but you need to work long hours, to keep every cunt happy. fucking nag, nag ,nag.

Where in ireland?

he/she is 25Yo
Lives in Irland
Dude learn how to read

are you a trap

not really.... a little

ghost in the shell i think

nah not really. i dont do anything just work and keeping to myself. havent had anybody approach me or anything either

werido

waterford

no not really

Nigga he was sayin thanks for answering his question what the actual fuck.

Can you explain what "no not really" and "not really... a little" means? It's as easy as answering the question of: Are you hiding a dick?

>ghost in the shell i think
the anime or the movie that just came out?

Dont leave us hanging !
Girl or boy ?
Are you feeling uncomfortable with your virginity
Really easy to loose dont worry about that

Got any job? if so what kind?
If not how do you make your living?

level 31 wizard here
get on my level

I'm 29 and a virgin. Girls like me, but I have trust issues.

be better if there was a dick/10

Why dont you approach somebody?

come on and talk a little bit ;)

no sorry im bad at answering things

yeah but the original was waaay better

boy but sorta feminine

full time job. not telling you where

master... do you no longer feel or care? i find that im starting to care less and less

agreed lol

im not confident at all. and i get anxious and things so im not able

What are you scared of ?

tits or gtfo

so you are a boy... thx for answering that question xD

Lots of stuff. Getting cucked, commitment, pregnancy, std's, etc...

the only way you will ever find someone is to look online, where its safe to ask.

i'm somewhere in limbo between given up and not caring
socializing is a lot of effort, and i need that time to practice my spells

Ohh yeah...
Feel ya
last night this guy wanted to suck my dick
I was tempted but scared of std's & being exposed and also because it was a dude
But do you want to fuck ?

same here man but younger
almost hooked up with a grill
she's the one who chats or texts me up first (goes on for about two weeks)
but i don't want to commit because we're too different
im a depressed suicidal neet/piece of shit and she's into nigger music and mainstream basic bitch swag
and also relationships sounds tiring
you need to buy her shit, act sweet, pretend to be someone you're not,etc just to get pussy
i don't have time for that i got a lot vidya and animus to finish

Relationships are tiering.
protip: long distance relationships are worst

wow this thread really blew up more than i thought it would... holy fck i am high

I dont think sex is that great tbh, ive never came with the girl im with but its having somene there to talk to that i need. Maybe its because im mentally unstable but I think dont think sex is something your missing out on, its just a complicated wank. Do you have someone to talk to user?

same, reformed neet now and trying to fly my neet gf to the US and live on a farm :v

What you high on ?

Wise words
sex = complicated wank
but it has something more cuz youre sharing that complicated wank

weed for now.

Bullshit, nobody is beta enough to not have put dick into vagina for a 1/3 of his life.

Fag

Why are you dressed as a girl?
Do you think that may be part of the problem?

gb2/pol koreavirgin

yeah and? that wasnt obvious to you?

29 here, not american thou

Where did OP say pic was him? Do you do this on every thread, cockroach?

is it true that fleshlights/onaholes feels much better than a real pussy?
or am i just getting goofed by my co virgins?

Sorry op's beta personal army

What a faggot

lol nice comeback!

better than pussy? i never tried fleshlights and the sort but you cant compare a sextoy to the feeling of fucking a women, bro

You'll fit right in

wow you sure showed him
faggot

not a virgin.

i have fucked a fleshlight/onahole, some feel surprisingly close to the real things, while others do not. They still arent quite there though.

They feel surprisingly good for being fake and arent far from the real thing.

The most appealing about the real thing is that its real and there are all kinds of psychological rewards involved in knowing theres another living person experiencing this with you. The physicality of real sex is fantastic. Also, if the other person is really into it it just makes it that much hotter imo.

>ama
why would i want to?

22 year old virgin here. Thinking about seeing a Thai prostitute. Would I get mocked for being awkward or nervous or if they could tell I was a virgin?

Dude when that pussy is soo wet you trip nothing can compare to that

it's a goof. they feel close enough that it doesn't completely suck, but they're nowhere near the real thing

Dude no
They want your cash
Their lowest interest is to moke you
ps: do it
(might fuck with your head though)

just make sure it's not a ladyboy and it shouldn't fuck with your head too badly

Go for an Haitian whore, they are extremely cheap (some would even fuck for food) and theres chicks of any age you can choose from (for real, ANY)

punch them if they mock you
then GTFO the area real fast

He was trolling. Are you this dumb?

Are you me?

I just might be....tell me about yourself. I think im going crazy a bit so you might actually be me....

do you enjoy scat femdom?

why are you 25? no wait...why are you a virgin? no wait...why are you on Sup Forums?

i think you'll find that's fem scatdom

ew...no. scat is so gross.... femdom is night however.

i used to browse here a ton around 2007 and continued until 2010. Havent been around here since and decided to check back in 7 years later to see how shit its gotten.

i...don't really care. it was just a joke. dude, chill

what the fuck. i was chill i wasnt attacking you...dude chill!!1