Have you fucked someone famous, Sup Forums? Part 2

Have you fucked someone famous, Sup Forums? Part 2

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Rollerino

Re-rollerino

Why would you lie to us?

Rolling in the deep

Donald Trump.

Melania and he have sex about once a year. She's asexual but he feels the need to exert his power this way. Lots of prostitutes in between, including me.

Gross body, 3 inch erect penis, and he needed to take a viagra to get it up. This was 3 years ago so I'm sure he's even worse off now.

Hi, Dan

I slept with Britney Spears before she was a virgin.

Reported to the secret service

Hey, I fucked her on my dick and blew a load of coke on her asshole at a frat party. Nice girl.

I'm sure they're already well aware of his tastes considering he's used our escort service 4 times since January.

Reported

right. more details

greentext

yes their vaginas are pretty loose

Lady Gaga before she became famous and nasty. Honestly I regret it and its more of a shame than pride

Lia blew me at a party once.

Cool story. Details?

story

She was in some shitty hungarian movies and underworld.
Happened two years ago we were in a party were she drank too much. We started to flirt then we fucked.
She has a partner and kids top kek, she told me to shut the fuck up about what happened. Never met her after that.

If this were true, you have the power to incite political madness and fuck Trumplethinskin over. Why wouldn't you out him?

Kk

YouTube star guy from other thread.

If enough people care to ask, I'll say who.

Yes fucker who was it

I made out with Hayden Penitierre at a party if that counts. Post "Remember the Titans", pre "heroes"

Link is dead. Who?

3 b-movie actresses and 2 pornstars. The experiences were awesome, better than you could imagine them to be as their skin felt so good, but it was all fleeting, and perhaps ruined me for other relationships

I know this is probably fiction.... but if real, how much? Through an agency? What city?

I'm curious how the really rich hire hookers. Even google execs hire shitty backpage hookers. I assume when you get to the hundreds of millions of dollars there must be a better way.

I'd have a permanent doctor in staff and a villa where I keep a handful of clean and tested girls. They can be tested and then not leave. When they want to leave the contract is over.

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legalább jól dug?

ariel winter

Fuck off fagot you got that from last thread

First of all, it's a fucking copypasta ffs
Second of all, you'll never ever fuck her

yeah, it was a nice dream I believe

Sure, neckbeard

gangbang frat party?

Fucked Kesha. Not proud of it. She was doing a concert in the city, my friend worked at the stadium. Ended up partying afterwards. She smelled like B.O. And I wanted to shower my soul after.

Elmegy.

Fine, Justine Ezarik, or Ijustine.

I guess not famous, but she's been on TV and magazines.

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Well, Don't know if this is famous.... but one time I fucked one of the guys on Team Four Star.... not saying which one though.

I imagined when i heard on the radio that one line "brush my teeth with a bottle of jack" and that whole song really that she is a filthy fuckin animal.

Your experience true or false is in line with this..

did it ever occur to you then some people are actually truthful in here? I can tell you one thing about pornstars, they have a pretty high sex drive even though they have a lot of sex, and despite what all these dumb threads say, they don't really care for the interracial (they call it IR), it's not because they are racists, it's because it hurts them. The dicks are just too big

>summer of -05
>go to bar in nyc called "something bitter" or something like that
>drink in bar alone (chick stood me up)
>see some band coming in
>they were all in a party mood at the bar before the show
>asked if i can join backstage since im all alone
>drink backstage while they perform
>drink with band and gaga afterwards
>her band mates getting it on some guy getting blowed
>gaga asks if i wanna leave to her place since its more quiet
>sure
>get to her place
>she shows me some recordings she had on her phone
>we jam for maybe 2h i play guitar she sings
>we are getting pretty wasted
>tell her im getting tired
>we fuck on floor
>pass out
>wake up really early and leave
>never see or speak to her again

Cant remember that much of the sex just that she was hairy and that I had trouble getting a boner.

So jealous of you, Dan the man with a Plan. You are a God among men.

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Look up the Sultan of Brunei and his brother Jeffri the prince of Brunei scandals

They're filthy rich fucking oil barons who are affiliated with the Saudia Arabia oil barons

Dude has agencies on his name and literally call them to find models, pageant sluts and whatnot they see in mags, TV or fuck knows, fly them to Brunei with all expenses paid to basically just have sex orgies and shit

Also, look up Lolita Express

These guys are at power positions, obviously have 200 years old tree roots worth of contacts for whatever the fuck suits theirr business

Well she was kinda famous during the rio olympics here where she advanced to the semi finals in archery.

I am a journalist and I went to Rio with our national team that is where we met. (After I interviewed her lol)

lol

Köcsög kis buzik. Ez nem 9gag hogy magyarul posztoljatok.

Suuuuuuuuuuure

Megbasztam anyádat.

semi-related story: orgy Island. pic related

I'd torpedo my own career and it wouldn't do a thing. How many women admitted that Trump assaulted them in the election? Where are they now?

He pays amazingly well and apparently treats the girls okay. If he hurt anybody I'd blow the whistle, but who would even believe me?

Who da fuck dat breh

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Donald trump is a cheap man and lives like a pleb. He has a modeling agency and gets some hookers through that (including his wife) but he also hires shitty hookers through agencies because it's cheaper. It's the worse-kept secret in New York.

I am 100% serious. I have fucked Minnie Mouse

Old The Row rumor. Word is she swallowed so much cum that she puked white for days.

Never met Miranda but I used to run around with some of those starlets and I ended up fucking Peyton List at a party.
Shit was so cash.

fucked a certain hottie who competed in large ball toss in the 2012 special olympics

tossing ur balls isn't an olympic sport bruh

idk how to answer that, breh.

Not that you kids would know her anyway

Fuck me, i just looked it up, that's fucking gnarly

Fair enough.

Shit like that makes me not wanna live in this world anymore.

Was she any good?

Greentext please!!

That's not even scientifically plausible and possible, fucktard

Did Oprah in her limo.shit was cash.

sometimes you got to do the righteous thing

Did her minge held you at gunpoint for that?

Are you retarded lol.

She was alright. She didn't do much but lay there and moan, but she looked hot as hell and she let me bareback her so I can't complain.

no. u

How can you puke white for days after having swallowed probably not even 250 ml of cum? Tell me the reasoning and biological implication then i'll admit to being retarded

Fucking ass backwards asshat

Did you came inside?

look here son, i seened it with my own fuckin eyes, its trues

Nah, pulled out and came on her belly.

I groped that bitch mckayla once and her security beat me up and throwed me out of the bar fucking bitch

I am literally watching that episode right now lmao

Sure i believe you user, ttyl i have to go smoke a blunt with Dr.Dre, party with David Lee Roth and shoot some dope with Bob Hope

Go on...

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i hooked up with kitty pryde after one of her shows in new york about 2 years ago. i had whiskey dick and i really embarrassed myself.

I'd take the bait... Story of it?

her face... those tears... that disgust in her eyes.

Ffs user, he's obviously going to shit you one of the worst shitty greentext in the history of story telling

Not much to it, wild parties around DC and everyone loves Marines.

Just once? Details?

Thank you for your service.

Well, it's Sup Forums... but I want to hear it anyway.

I dated a retired porn star; we were both in our late 40s and met through friends. She hinted that she did porn, would never tell me exactly what her stage name was but was the wildest fuck I ever had and I tend to believe her. She orgasmed hardest from anal and would surprise me with ATM occasionally. Great lady, obviously great sex, just didn't completely click romantically.

She seems like the quiet less wild one

That's what Barb said too

I lived in D.C. For a few years. I had a few mistresses and went to quite a few orgies. John Kerry used to fuck the American-Vietnamese roommate of one of the girls I used to fuck.

Jerked off David Cook in high school.

Greentext?

I gave Kevin James a handjob at Denny's once.

>go to party
>hey babe do you wanna suck
>sure
>on your knees