ITT: We judge people based on their name. I'll start: Charles.
ITT: We judge people based on their name. I'll start: Charles
>Charles
you're a white supremacist
Will
I've have never met a Mike that I haven't wanted to fight.
>will
Same goes for you, my fellow white superior nigger.
>Will
your mom was a weeb but with Britain
Jory
Daniel, a very common one. Judge me m8s
Marissa
Why?
cletus
you are a homosexual, but a homosexual with excellent fashion sense and a low stress, high paying job
dad?
>Marissa
you are a dumb slut who needs to show her tits or get the fuck out
Jordan
(No I'm not black.)
Jonathan
because Will sounds british as fuck
Connor
you have a very feminine dick
I'm bot into dicks but besides that you're kinda correct
Fuck you and your organon
Jake
Cuthbert
Malisa
Russian slut. Btw, you know the rules.
you're a smart young man, living a well balanced life. You eat healthy, have a nice family and a loving wife.
Matthew
hey that's my name, get your own faggot
Dan
You were an accident
Your mom drank
Maurits
Benjamin
>jordan
>not black
Trailer park white scum
Caleb
Albert
Most likely a fag
Jakob
Dan? Danny? Daniel?
you get called Dan the Man frequently
you're black
Greetings fellow mastername member. The Jakes demand to see tits.
Nerd
In shape, good at sports, Smaller than average though, probably black.
Colin
you like anal
I met some guy named Caleb some years ago. Muslim scum
Tyrone
you're the rich, athletic blonde asshole in an 80s movie
>colin
White rich faggot
Well I lose again
Hi I'm Colt
the whitest guy in town
You work at state farm
Bingo
God dammit
Redneck
Manlet white rich gay kid
Brandi
Tyler
White as can be
Maybe 5 times ever
Bar whore
Laquanda
Fuck
Pedophile
Cody
Cristiano
Yeah, that's my real name.
>White as can be
i wish
my sons first and middle name is Everett Lloyd
any thoughts? also my first and middle is James Kirk. my parent were/are trekkies
You live in the deep south and hunt deer
Michael
>Fuck
you get made fun of a lot, also your parents are assholes for naming you fuck
Judge me
>Omar
Richard
Funny. I'm actually into grannys. +81 or so
Juanita Shondique Johnson
you frequently drink
you are an illegal immigrant
proud italian family
Light skinned black guy
Muslim scum. If not, latino/hispanic. Latinos use to name their kids like terrorists.
Right. Spic.
Chad
you used to spy on your parents having sex
Pothead surfer blonde Chad
Homossexual soccer player
Trap
Faggot
Reggie-pothead nigger
Pothead
Nazi
;)
you got Bush elected in 2000
Child rapist then goes to church on Sunday
Stephanie
>this long and no edit version
Was in Costco once and hearing the usual announcements to employees and this one popped up that I'll never forget ...
"Shi-tonya pick up line 2 ... Shi-tonya line 2"
I've always imagined her last name was "Shuz"
pic unrelated
you eat pizza while having sex with 10s while i bust my ass in the gym and get friendzoned
Your children do not share the same father.
Conner
Bingo.
is she wearing giant condoms on her legs?
Owen
>Everett Lloyd
Faggot
>James Kirk
Autist
Nigger
If you're under 30, your parents gave u an old people name
nah
you played a female night elf in world of warcraft at some point in your life
Kyle
ow the edge
Everyone hates fucking Chad, always.
Timothy