ITT: We judge people based on their name. I'll start: Charles

ITT: We judge people based on their name. I'll start: Charles.

>Charles
you're a white supremacist

Will

I've have never met a Mike that I haven't wanted to fight.

>will
Same goes for you, my fellow white superior nigger.

>Will
your mom was a weeb but with Britain
Jory

Daniel, a very common one. Judge me m8s

Marissa

Why?

cletus

you are a homosexual, but a homosexual with excellent fashion sense and a low stress, high paying job

dad?

>Marissa

you are a dumb slut who needs to show her tits or get the fuck out

Jordan

(No I'm not black.)

Jonathan

because Will sounds british as fuck

Connor

you have a very feminine dick

I'm bot into dicks but besides that you're kinda correct

Fuck you and your organon

Jake

Cuthbert

Malisa

Russian slut. Btw, you know the rules.

you're a smart young man, living a well balanced life. You eat healthy, have a nice family and a loving wife.

Matthew

hey that's my name, get your own faggot

Dan

You were an accident
Your mom drank

Maurits

Benjamin

>jordan
>not black
Trailer park white scum

Caleb

Albert

Most likely a fag

Jakob

Dan? Danny? Daniel?

you get called Dan the Man frequently

you're black

Greetings fellow mastername member. The Jakes demand to see tits.

Nerd

In shape, good at sports, Smaller than average though, probably black.

Colin

you like anal

I met some guy named Caleb some years ago. Muslim scum

Tyrone

you're the rich, athletic blonde asshole in an 80s movie

>colin
White rich faggot

Well I lose again

Hi I'm Colt

the whitest guy in town

You work at state farm

Bingo

God dammit

Redneck

Manlet white rich gay kid

Brandi

Tyler

White as can be

Maybe 5 times ever

Bar whore

Laquanda

Fuck

Pedophile

Cody

Cristiano
Yeah, that's my real name.

>White as can be
i wish

my sons first and middle name is Everett Lloyd

any thoughts? also my first and middle is James Kirk. my parent were/are trekkies

You live in the deep south and hunt deer

Michael

>Fuck

you get made fun of a lot, also your parents are assholes for naming you fuck

Judge me
>Omar

Richard

Funny. I'm actually into grannys. +81 or so

Juanita Shondique Johnson

you frequently drink

you are an illegal immigrant

proud italian family

Light skinned black guy

Muslim scum. If not, latino/hispanic. Latinos use to name their kids like terrorists.

Right. Spic.

Chad

you used to spy on your parents having sex

Pothead surfer blonde Chad

Homossexual soccer player

Trap

Faggot

Reggie-pothead nigger

Pothead

Nazi

;)

you got Bush elected in 2000

Child rapist then goes to church on Sunday

Stephanie

>this long and no edit version

Was in Costco once and hearing the usual announcements to employees and this one popped up that I'll never forget ...

"Shi-tonya pick up line 2 ... Shi-tonya line 2"

I've always imagined her last name was "Shuz"

pic unrelated

you eat pizza while having sex with 10s while i bust my ass in the gym and get friendzoned

Your children do not share the same father.

Conner

Bingo.

is she wearing giant condoms on her legs?

Owen

>Everett Lloyd

Faggot

>James Kirk

Autist

Nigger

If you're under 30, your parents gave u an old people name

nah

you played a female night elf in world of warcraft at some point in your life

Kyle

ow the edge

Everyone hates fucking Chad, always.

Timothy