Alright b. sad story time.
Be me. 21 years old.
Literally just graduated Marine Corps basic training last Friday. Feeling pretty good, actually look ok for the first time ever. Fairly confident. Everthings good.
Go to the strip club Monday just for funsies. Have a decent time, spend less than 200, NBD.
I have a habit of making friends with the dancers at this club, so I want to go back.
Wednesday I go back. Hanging out, dancer recognizes me and we hang out for a bit. All the girls dance to the same shitty club music. (I'm all about metal so it doesn't really do much for me)
Dicking around on my phone, kinda bored but haven't been in too long so I wanna stay. Suddenly hear something heavy....its "Killpop" by slipknot.....holyfuckingshit. look up...see the absolute most beautiful woman I have ever seen strutting up on to the stage and start working towards a pole. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.
Shes kinda short, maybe 5'4, blue hair, really pale, nose ring, lip ring, pierced nipple.
FUCKING
PERFECT
Her pole tricks are incredible. I start slinging cash like I know what the fuck I'm doing. Out tip every motherfucker in the building.
It caught her attention. Perfect.
She comes over after her set and instead of just asking for a dance and leaving she just sits right down and starts talking.
We're awkward as fuck at first but really quickly start to talk a lot. Talk so much that I'm actually wanting her to ask me to dance.
She fiiiiiinally does. Go over to the seats for the regular cheapo dance. She blows my fucking mind. Go for a second and a third non stop. I immediately know I'll have no self control with this girl.
Dance is too much, go outside and pound 2 energy drinks because that's what I do instead of smoke.
She comes back and sits with me when I get back inside. Doesn't ask for shit, doesn't pressure me for shit. We just talk. She's incredible.
After about an hour asks if I want another dance...I go all in. Ask her price for the champagne room. 360. No prob