Best way to get casual sex?

Best way to get casual sex?

Sick of relationships and want just sex

Bump

Unfortunately it still requires some form of payment such as help out with something then in return you get casual sex.
Skip the headache and go to Asian massage parlour

Omg that's actually good, I'm gonna go blow my load after pay day unless I can be bothered with thotties at the bar

Tinder?
thats pretty much what the app is for.

dumbest shit i've heard today, shouldn't you be in school?

Hit up tinder, not kidding. Plenty of women want casual sex.

Got it, had sex with 7 people in the last 4 months off it and I want more, girls in my area don't just want sex which is dull

You might still have to take out to lunch or buy weed or drinks.

Tinder is a joke

>get rich
>bitches will suck your dick 24/7
>replace them when they try to suck on your finances

Most girls don't just want casual sex because they can get it whenever. The first time might be free but the second time coming out your pocket

Go to the local porno store arcade. Stick dick through glory hole. Receive blowjob. Cum. Go home happier than when you left.

fuck dudes on grindr

That works if you're gay

>this
Only gay guys can be nsa

search married women seek sex and voilà, since i got my heart broken pretty bad i found it as a good solution

you dont have to be gay to fuck some faggets
i do it when im between girlfriends

be tall, white and attractive

Tips for doing this?

>search married women seek sex
The guy who actually clicked the PornHub ads
theres always that one guy

Tinder

Top kek, I always wondered if someone clicked that. I'm half intereted to know what sort of scam clicking it would lead you to. Philshing?

Go on Tinder. Don't spaghetti.

I did this. Unfortunately I did it wrong. Ended up marrying my casual Tinder date. Sex is still good though

I think these things are actual dating sites, but they are mostly populated by bots and paid women who will string you along for the monthly fee and never actually meet.

Ah that makes sense. A pretty interesting business idea really.

Probably not a high volume trade, but the one's that take the bait would be sad and desperate and willing to be kept on the hook for many months.

kek

think about how many dicks she got before she found your clingy gullible ass. Fuck, that's all tinder is, desperate chicks who will put out until they find a guy who they can get their hooks into on more than a few casual hookups

U mad bud?

Lol no, not about his situation. More so that I took myself off the market for nearly a decade instead of no strings fucking tinder girls when tinder was new and fresh and not what it has become now

I'd give OKCUPID a shot or plenty of fish. They're both free and there are plenty of women on there looking for casual sex. Granted they'll either be 40+ or gross but hey a nuts a nut. Plenty of cougars on there looking to get fucked by younger guys. Thats your best bet.

>not what it has become now
Explain. How is it different to you?

I think he's getting at that a lot of those apps now are used by girls to specifically find BF's.

OP was implying that he missed the wave when it originally came out where people were strictly looking to fuck if they were on the app.

I missed that wave too (if it even existed)

That old wave is definately still there. But yes, it has also mixed with the other, newer wave of BF hunters. Nowadays theres new apps and sites specifically made for booty calls anyway(obviously there was craigslist in the past). But you'llprobably have to lower your standards when it comes to getting laid through that kind of media.

Pretty much this.

>be me
>meet girl on dating app
>talk for a few days
>decide to go to mall for lunch
>talk for a bit
>go eat at local BWW
>i pay for us (was like $25)
>we decide to depart
>she sees me walking
>"don't you have a car, user? want a ride?"
>she drives me home
>invite her in
>she comes in
>room looks like a grenade went off in it
>toss shit off bed so we can talk
>she opens up
>turns into snuggling
>turns into kissing
>takes her shirt off
>they're a lot bigger than expected
>we end up having sex
>mom comes home bitching about the extra car in the driveway
>legit just blew my load a few second prior
>mom comes into room bitching
>see's girl covered in cum holding her son
>kicks her out
>gives me dirty look

fuck you, mom

>9gag

be extremely good looking and open to the idea of dating down

think of it like a pyramid, if you're a 5/10 you're fuckable if you have a decent personality but limited on options and will likely have to utilize ''personality''

if you're a 6/10 same as previous just more options and also personality

if you're a 7/10 this is the barrier for options that require no personality for the most part, also within reach of dating top tier girls with good ''personality''

8/10, can bag any girl, and plenty with no personality

9/10 you can cuck most guys no problem

10/10 you can cuck the 9s and the world is just your cum dumpster, you will be set for however long your vitality last enough to maintain your image, you could get rich literally just off of how you look and life is unbelievably easy as the majority of all people just assume you're a good person due to the halo effect in full force

go to a club, meet a girl, offer her "ecstasy" (just pick a random medicine you have), tell her it makes you want to have sex, if she's not groping you after 30 minutes it means you're ugly as fuck

>continued

forgot to mention, if your 4 or below, you are relegated to the pit of virginity, it would be of more value to you to seclude yourself and enjoy a life of masturbation or improve yourself physically as you will experience serious mental hardships in acquiring the horrible options available to you and the effort will be in vain as you are limited to gutter pigs and complete whores as well as a wall of rejection so high it would shit on donald trumps wall and leave it in a shadow of eternal darkness

only if you're ugly

Bro, take a look at Casey Neistat. He is a 4 by anyone's standards, however he works out, got muscel, got definition from running, got value from pursuing his passions and getting success, he was balls deep in pussy before he married Candice, and I secretly believe he fucks all the 16-22yo's that constantly flock his public speaking engagements. The man has his pick of women.

no one cares about that guy's passions and he doesn't even slay good pussy, his wife is groce and totally on par with him physically (pic related)

on top of that he is youtube famous, has plenty of cash, and he's a solid 6/10, he's no slayer

Men want casual sex. So go to gay chat

>be extremely good looking and open to the idea of dating down
>think of it like a pyramid, if you're a 5/10 you're fuckable if you have a decent personality but limited on options and will likely have to utilize ''personality''
>if you're a 6/10 same as previous just more options and also personality
>if you're a 7/10 this is the barrier for options that require no personality for the most part, also within reach of dating top tier girls with good ''personality''
>8/10, can bag any girl, and plenty with no personality
>9/10 you can cuck most guys no problem
>10/10 you can cuck the 9s and the world is just your cum dumpster, you will be set for however long your vitality last enough to maintain your image, you could get rich literally just off of how you look and life is unbelievably easy as the majority of all people just assume you're a good person due to the halo effect in full force

Well that's the cringiest thing I'll read all day.

What are you 12? You should have invited mom to suck your dick.

let me guess you cringed because you're ugly

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infinite nigger

Lie and be an asshole

best way but you have to fuck chicks about 100km away from you tell them as less about yourself as possible (so the bitch gets single Mom and you are safe in worst Case)

he slays constant teen and young 20's all year around bro. Guaranteed.

Yeah, his wife isn't that great. You think you keep pursuing someone that long over physical attributes? No.
You do it because you love them for deeper reasons. He made Owen with a hotter woman than Candice.

And you know what, I believe he fucked the blond Samsung rep and that it is his baby in her womb. Probably born by now. That is his spawn in her.


He is fucking left right and centre. It is the only reason to be a human these days. Fuck for all you are worth. Sup Forums made us immortals.

True. The closest thing that faggot ever fucked was his hand wearing a latext glove glove covered in lube.

Bonus points if he took the glove from a femal co-worker who wore it before him.

Closest he ever got to lvoe.

the last time he feelt a real pussy was the day of his birth

kek, I don't know if that even counts since he will never remeber those moments. Also, his mother was a surrogate, so neither the sperm or the egg was the mother's.

Therefore, he never even touched his mother's pussy. Worst nigga in the universe.

poor boy he will do an hero untouched by a female

sorry for using the word "poor" and "boy"
i meant "i hope this subhuman creator suffers a long time"

samefag

Buy condoms.
Lower expectations.
Get to the bar at 1am.
Find the sad chick.
Get laid.