Most quotable albums thread

I'll start with the obvious

ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF I UNDERSTAND NOW WHY

DESCENDING

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*blocks your path*

>She was into S&M and bible studies, not everyone's cup of tea

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>Everybody wants to be special here...

Let it be as well desu

Growing old in a bar, you grow old in a bar.

These

>Jackpot
CONGRATULATIONS!
>space is potent ...

I'LL BE DOWN
I'LL BE AROUND
I'LL BE HANGING WHERE EVENTUALLY YOU'LL HAVE TO BE

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HE'S UNDERGROUND
SUEDE DENIM SECRET POLICE
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
SANITATION EXPERT AND A MAINTENANCE ENGINEER
SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK
THERE'S RINGING IN MY EEEEEEEEEEEARS

I'VE TAUGHT MYSELF TO SURVIVE A FOUR STORY FALL

PLEASE, REMOVE, YOUR FINGERS FROM MY CHEST

EEEEEeEFFICIENCY AND PROGRESS

I'M A GOVERNMENT MAN

>scream at the beginning of Bastards of Young

LET'SSSS SAY I GOT A NUMBER

I'M WAITINGGG

PLEASE COME BACK

DO THE ELDERLY.....COUPLEEESSS STILL KIIISSS AAANND HOOOLLD HAAANDS RIBIDITIBITYRURUSHIGITY OHOHOOO

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Dead dog on the shoulder of 71
Here's where the flies come in
This is where the flies come in

>STANK PUSSY SMELLIN LIKE COOL RANCH DORITOS

>HIGHER THAN SWIZZ BEATS HAIRLINE

>HAD VIRGIN MARY DOING LINES IN THE PICKUP

>SO MANY LINES... YOU CAN BAR CODE IT

>I CAN COUNT FORTY FAT WOMEN IN SPANDEX POWERWALKING CIRCLES AROUND ME

>MOM, I'VE KEPT A RAZOR UNDER MY TONGUE SINCE I WAS A SMALL TODDLER WITH A TIGHT BELT
>I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO KISS A WOMAN WITH AN OPEN MOUTH, MY FRIEND
>CAUSE I'M AFRAID THAT I'D SPLIT HER LIP
>IS THAT SICK?