Welcome to Microsoft tech support, how may i help you?
Welcome to Microsoft tech support, how may i help you?
i want faster computer
My 7inch dick is stuck in the usb port
Transfer me to someone who can speak english
I can't stop getting dubs.
>check em
He can't stop getting singles
My computer is buzzing and there is a van parked in front of my house. Someone is looking through binoculars right at my window.
Should I restart my computer or is this the newest windows 10 feature?
then you need to download more RAM obviously
Does your dick support USB 3.0?
A girl? On tech support? Is this some kind of prank?
Restarting your device commonly removes this issue, but if not, make sure Windows is updated to the newest version
How do i get my windows xp os onto a 64 bit compatible boot disk?
somebody smeared shit all over my windows, what should I do? the last tech lady said she licked all the shit off her windows and it worked, I'm not into that though.
More importantly, is there a directx 11 compatibility patch for windows xp?
just use windows xp with the windows 10 compatibility patch
I payed 50$ for this
did I got ripped off?
>using windows 10
>at all
yep
Yeah, I recently got windows 3.0 but I got windows 10 instead.
Could you please cure this cancer?
>white person
>tech support
What is this ruse? That woman has never even seen a designated shitting street in her life.
thank you for calling me!
can you help me get rid of my wirus?
i have my credit card ready.
yes of course I will download that file and allow you to remote into my computer.
HELLO IT'S TEKSUPORT ARE THERE ANY WIRUSES ON YOUR DEXTOP COMPUTER?