Hey doctors of Sup Forums

Hey doctors of Sup Forums
Is the roof of my mouth alright? It's kinda yellow and purple and shit.
And it feels dry as FUCK. Is it because I'm drinking too much coffee? Or do I just have cancer?

why would you come to Sup Forums for medical advice? see a doctor.

Because I don't want to see a doctor about it

expensive AF for just a checkup

Its fine, even if it is cancer

HIV

but how can you trust anything anyone says?

Fuck, dude, that's spider silk. One of them must've hung on at night and must be living somewhere in your ear-nose-throat canal

I'll google it if you have a suggestion

too much iced drinks or cold foods.
Stop cold beverages, ice cream, and start drinking/eating room temp water and cooked foods.

Medfag here. This is quite common and nothing to be worried about, but you could help yourself by consuming more water.

dental fag here - stop sucking so many dicks OP

Order tests.

not even going to r/o tumor or arterial disease?

Docfag here. It doesn't look abnormal, but I have a question or two. Is the area sore? Any hot/cold sensitivity there? Lastly, are you have any trouble or soreness while swallowing?

I'm not actually a medfag, just trying to show OP any cunt can say anything. I know OP wants to hear "everything is OK" because if he was actually worried, he would see a medical professional and not gauge a response from an anonymous image board based one a single image.

You're on Sup Forums, of course you have cancer.

I need to see your butthole to make a proper assessment.

Thanks, I'm already trying my best with the drinking, but it barely seems to help. On the contrary, coffee instantly seems to make it MUCH worse and it will be really bad for a couple hours after. Dry and uncomfortable as fuck.
see above, it feels dry, as if normal breathing would already dry it out.
Other than that, no hot/cold sensitivity or anything.
There's another issue that came at the same time though: If I exhale very quickly, the flow of air makes the back of my tongue snap upwards and completely block my airway (even nose) until I stop the exhaling-pressure. I can reproduce this very easily and even with minimal air if I want, and it sucks.

FUCK almost dropped phone in toilet

kek

Shit that's kind of hot

coffee is a diuretic

Okay, thanks for the information. My immediate recommendation is twofold:

First, you need to get established with a throat and respiratory specialist. Some clinics are Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat since most of those areas interconnected. The roof of your mouth doesn't entirely worry me, but the other symptom you listed is a concern that needs addressed.

Second, you may wish to get a referral for a sleep specialist for a sleep study. If you are having that issue with exhalation, you could suffer from sleep apnea as a result. Since you are asleep, you might not be aware of an airway blockage, and CPAP machines can eliminate that issue through positive pressure.

So, I would go ahead and get established with a respiratory / throat specialist as soon as possible. If you have a GP whom you regularly see, ask them for a referral to get you in faster.

Thanks medfag, I'll keep all of that in mind. For now I'll try drinking more water and trying to "stop the habit" of doing the tongue thing. Since inhaling immediately frees it, I think I'll be fine for now. (and if I die in my sleep I won't notice it anyway)
When it won't go away I'll check the doctors you mentioned, thanks

Yes

Could be a spider problem inside your skull smoke like crazy or if dont reply ro this post your mom will die this night
Source:Medfag

Fuck

Try taking a couple of weeks off of sucking dick and see if that bruise heals up.

This may be a fungus. Try taking a sample with a small spoon.

Too much dick sucking OP. Stop being a gay you shithole.

It's not that you have cancer, but that you are cancer.

Asking Sup Forums, a group of degenerates, serious questions is the work of a retard.

Personally, I think you're full of shit and dare you to post another picture with a timestamp.