You have 10 SECONDS to name a better restaurant than FIVE GUYS

You have 10 SECONDS to name a better restaurant than FIVE GUYS.
>protip: you can't

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in and out

Ya dingus

McDonalds

You're killing me I haven't had Five Guys in like a YEAR and I neeed it so fucking bad man. Also get a shake while you're there they are PHENOMENAL

You have 10 SECONDS to name a better shitposter than OP.
>protip: you can't

I actually only had Five Guys for the first time today, it was awesome

Shake Shack. & it isn't even close.

OP is too poor for In n Out.
Too poor to live in Cali.
Substitute is shitty five guys.
Which also sounds like a gay porno.
Faggot.

I'll tell u what faggots, if you're a bong from the UK do not fucking go to the UK fiveguys. It's overpriced as fuck for a shitty greaseball burger, they taste better in america and theyre cheaper too.

Theres just no point of fiveguys in the UK

implying in n out doesn't sound like a gay porno as well.

They know what's up.

In n out your moms cunt.

Your dad with five guys.

See the difference?

Burgers are great, fries taste like they spent a week in Michelle obamas cunt.
My locations don't offer shakes

In-N-Out

You need some West Coast loving in your belly, son. Five Guys burgers taste like BBQ grilled at the park. Come to California to see how real food tastes.

Gabby's Diner

Five guys is shit in America too, I've eaten in the London one and in Denver, they are both equally shit. I don't understand the hype.

Best burgers I've eaten are by places that aren't a franchise or household name.

>five guys
>restaurant

5guys is like paying your neighbor for shitty food but because it isn't as shitty as your own cooking, you think it is great.

Their burger meat is dry and fries are too salty.

if the one in London is so much more expensive than the one in denver, i wouldnt say its equal

Finally someone not fucking retarded.

Your mom's pussy it's open 24/7

Checkers. Bar fucking none. 5Guys is easily one of the worst places I've eaten. Overcooked, over priced, and the "Tons of fries" is an understatement. My cup was barely 3/4 full the one time I went. Regretted ever visiting.

Moe's

isn't that the gamergate resturant?

in and out sucks. Had it once and it was the worse burger I ever had.

I agree with OP

mcdonalds.

You're probably joking, but I honestly prefer a Big Mac over any of the Five Guys burgers

In n Out
Five guys is good when you're really fucking hungry or really baked, but any other time it's like eating a grease soaked mash of wet meat and soggy lettuce/tomatoes. The fries are the only redeeming aspect of that resturaunt

Cheeburger Cheeburger all day

>You have 10 SECONDS to name a better restaurant than FIVE GUYS.


Any restaurant on the planet.

Five Guys is shit tier food

Five guys cost so much, and and out taste like garbage. Checkers is the best fast food burger.
But any local restaurant can beat all three of these any day.

Husk hardware house in downtown Fayetteville, NC

I bet you need five guys badly, faggot

This asshole again, don't bother, this thread will 404 by tomorrow.

In N Out

FUCKING THIS.

KEK

underrated gold

In N Out is also in Texas

never heard of it

5 guys is good if you just want a burger. i don't always just want a burger, so i say McAlister's deli.

I'd prefer some BBQ grilled in the park. A skilled BBQ cook will always top an equally skilled burger "chef."

Hip Hop Fish and Chicken, the greatest money laundering scheme on the planet

>restaurant
>five guys

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Any other restaurant that doesn't sound like a gay orgy of 5 different men.

Like fascist hippies know what food tastes like.

Was steadily deciding what I'd go get to eat. You sir, have reminded me of this glorious place.

Your mom's pussy

Every park reeks of pork fat being scorched by niggers who don't have the slightest clue how to cook.

If that's your idea of quality you're worse than OP the Five Guys Faggot

FatBurger.

ITT: faggots who haven't heard of Elevation Burger

Yeah no shit some city-bound scrubs don't know how to barbecue. Country boys can roast pork and beef into edible orgasms, like your mom used to eat when she had to pay for your school clothes.

TitanMegaBurger

Cookout

ATL Moreland ave

SIX GUYS

Hodad's San Diego.

Queef Burger

This thread is sponsored by your local five guys

George Webb

This guy knows

If you have to order fries off of a "secret menu" to be good, they're pretty fucking nasty to begin with and vastly overrated

I've never been to an In and Out but I've heard that "It ain't shit". What's so good about it?

>come to california
>see how reel food tastes
you are shitting me, right? you cant even make fucking sushi and a large part of your population is asian for fucks sakes

In n out your dad's bung.

Your mom with five guys.

That it's only on the west coast of America, more or less. People treat the chain like God, and jizz their pants any time the words "animal" and "style" is in the same paragraph. In truth its like any other fast food place, where your experience varies place to place despite selling the same artery clogging junk.

Plus the fries are a goddamn disappointment.