Post a retarded anime description and we try to guess the title. Last thread was a blast

Post a retarded anime description and we try to guess the title. Last thread was a blast.

I'll start:
>Brother loves his sister
>She shoots him in the head
>He survives

Bump

naruto

monster

>man wants beef
>No money for beef
>Beats the shit outta a guy
>Meets a sexy lady who steals all his beef money
>Kicks the shit outta another guy, but.turns put guy was a cool dude, but hes dead
>Meets a dog who also likes beef
>Dog steals the show
>Kicks the shit outta another guy, only after getting several ass kickings from him
>Lusts for beef, interally
>meets loli, loli is both rule 34 and 63
>mushrooms, nigga
>The gang saves new york on Halloween, from a super intense dude
>Man dies, never gets his beef

>Hey, im new to your class
>What in the heck
>fucking drills (not those drills)
>southern drawl girl is best girl

>Vroom vroom
>Crash
>i still qualified?
>vroom vroom on two wheels
>Hey baby, wanna drive my car?
>race day! Time to orbital drop
>Funky boy
>Baby, we can both win the race
>Feels forever

Right you are

>Penis metaphors and furries

>ah fuck, i hate sunlight
>great, this mute bitch wants pudding
>is that loli popping chainsaw?
>IM A FUCKING PRINCESS
>ninja lesbian vampire
>Ends with a rock show featuring them all in bikinis

Cowboy Bebop?

Op, thanks for making this thread. I dont have my friend around anymore and describing these makes me remember the good times watching anime with them.

Correct

Is This a Zombie?

Bam, you right

azumanga?

Redline.

Np, bro. Sorry for your loss.

A nice one frim previous thread:
>Hand is a girl
>Literally

redline

You the real mvp, my nigga

Hell yes it is

midori days?

sweet two in one

also osaka best girl

Correct

>girl likes boy
>Boy likes girl
>premarital sex ends in death

Id have given everything i owned at 13 to wife osake and choke her to death with my cock

Bingo!

It was always between osaka and miyuki from lucky star for me

school days?

>I like cool guy
>Ah spooky ghost
>More spookiness ensues

>DHA LHA YA WAAAAA
>transformation sequence for 2 minutes
>Big reveal
>WHAT! HOW!
>same for 26 episodes but you love it anyways

>Guy fights for money
>Refuses to fuck some bitch
>Gets his arm cut off and replaced with robotic one

Yes sir, you are good, and i may be making it too easy

Ghost stories

>earth is FUCKED
>giant robots sent to rescue some fag from cryo
>insect vagina
>everyone is a cuck

Yee

I didn't think I would like that show but I did

>Best friends
>They fight
>Future now

> believe in the me that is drilling in you

Kill la- i mean tengen toppa kill la kill

My drill pierces heavens

C?

Blue Gender

>The moon is a fucking robot

I can't come up of a more subtle way of describing it..

Ghost stories the dub is just the greatest shit

>A ball
>Whackos dressed in latex
>Monsters

You deserve the dub dubs, correct

That last episode is legit creepy in a way anime is usually not too. Good show, I'd rate it pretty high honestly

Nope

Does the main character wield a camera?

Xam'd: Lost Memories?

I'm not so sure about this one tbh

Shit, 3 guys replied correctly in 2 seconds...im bad at this

Either way it's a fantastic show whether you're joking or not

Nope

Nope, ill continue

>i have a sword
>Trumpets and gang battles
>Fuck clothes
>sword is actually childs cutting device

Fam, its all about having fun

s-CRY-ed?

>Child soldier
>His sister is a child prostitute
>Photographs

Kill la Kill?

kill la kill

Well that allows me to do my next descript

This is a good one, im blanked

You got it

Yee

Nope.

Hint:
>Prosthetic causes hallucinations

sweet, I like that show a lot too. I know, shitty animation at times but it's got styyyyle

Texhnolyze

Easy one bois:

>Power-up fruits

Gantz

Well done!

one piece?

>im frank west
>i uncover some dark shit involving the ruling class
>fucking loli made out with me
>now my photography is FANTASTIC
>ruling class takes my loli, sends a leather daddy, and cohorts to stop me
>also send some competent villians, like a rubber dude, an evil dentist, and more!
>lolis mom is a milf, fucks her teacher, shits so cash
>AH FUCK, IM BLIND

Yep

>Lots of robots, and aliens, and teenage angst.
>Eyebrows.

SUPIDO GURAFA!

shot in the dark, Jormungand?

furi kuri?

>i hate everyone
>fight for me
>i hate almost everyone
>That sword is bigger than you
>You did WHAT to WHO?
>my nigga pippin died

Get this man a loli and some super powers

Berserk

Right!

>Demon girl wants my dick
>Angel girl wants my dick
> I'll just stick with a good ol' human pussy

Its cause i lamented over pippins death, isnt it?

Do you think that Naota will be like the second seasons version of Amarao?

Oh fuck, i dont know, but I'm monitoring it for the sake of my sides

Highschool DxD

Nope.

Hint:
>Guy with cursed blood

Big sword is a giveaway too

Nope.

Hint:
>Some demon loli also wants my dick

hard mode, name the specific one
>piano man, play it for me
>how about we play together
>piano man is later decapitated
>Hey you like reading? I like reading
>lets read together
>i fucking hate you, now i gotta carry your ass
>Hey, i thought you died
>"BITCH, ALL IVE DONE IS HATE YOU AND WORK ON MY LEGS"
>b-baka

Feating best girl with dyke cut

> dumbass thinks the world is a conspiracy

i kinda hope so lol

> You can't beat me
> PshiuPshiuPshiuPshiuPshiuPshiuPshiu
> Can beat him

NHK ni Youkoso?

Welcome to the NHK

True.

>im just a big breasted girl
>i love hot springs
>the smell of tea in the morning
>traditional japanese culture
>And gunbattles with sexy reloads

Grenadier

Yep, there's not much thing to say about it huh

Is this a mother fucking jojos bizarre adventure description?

Can we be friend and watch anime while eating pizza?

You right

Well it could've been Chaos;Head, less outright conspiracy theory but more dumbass

No testament

sounds good to me!

>markarov
>hackers
>Outstanding animation

This sounds like that episode of Jojo where he beats the shit out of that gamer dude

It could be any anime though

Your lie in April