REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

no

Girl (Male), Girl (Female), Boy (Female), Girl (Unknown) or Boy (Unknown)

fuck off

explain

sure

Where's the terms and conditions?

bump

I like black pussy

i would really like a girlfriend

pls

Who is this gurl?

girlfriends are gay

I doubt it

Nice

Yeyeye

Okay then ill sue your ass if i dont

I doubt that will be the case but I'll play along. What's up?

Yeah right

wut

FUCK TOY

Sure

im only replying to completely prove this wrong

i cant risk not replying

I wish

i will never have a gf haha I'm 18 and still a kissless virgin, i lost my hug-virginity some weeks ago tho

yo what if im about to get some dick?

;_;

ok

Rolling

checked

...

>hug-virginity
wtf you really are a loser, i was hugging bitches when i was 12

like a sincere hug or the type you do when you greet somebody

REPLY TO THIS THREAD or YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Anal pubes

when i greet someone ...

ofc (i want a dickgirl please)

oh wow a girlfriend!

this better work, OP

Lol

finally !

U can have my soul if i get a gf by tomorrow

Whatever, can't hurt

well that means you're socializing with girls. That's a good start. Don't feel down about it, don't be weird about it.

Be sincere and don't expect things you would not expect from male friends, even if they friendzone you they will have good things to say about you to their own female friends.

Romance is not a race.

i lose nothing so why not

Okay

WHyperextension not

By tomorrow is a bold claim OP
Considering most of Sup Forums are pissjar collectors

K

How many of you actually found a girlfriend after replying to those threads?

You could just stop replying and those threads would stop showing up everyday.

Do i have to sign in blood?

i dont believe you

my only hope

sure

OP always delivers

(you)

i dont think so

anyone can post a pic of a bruised up girl

I'm just replying to prove you wrong, faggot.

fraud

pls

Lel WE'LL SEE

This is stupid, you're just trying to get bumps
(Low key this is me replying because that would be a good thing to happen)

I think i try to hard with her but i make myself look like an idiot. When i try to be funny the situation just gets akward or sometimes i can't even build correct sentences.
But i think we are pretty good buddies , we talk from time to time , joke around and so on. I also gave her a little gift i bought on a comic-convention . It was one of those little japanese cats that bring luck depending on what colour they have. She was happy about it and said she will put it in her car.
I hope she likes me.

:(

pls

i'm not into comics tho , i went there for all the weeb shit

Ok

i hope she's ok

hsonaskfbaipd

They would stop reposting after a while if no one ever reply.

Giff

Hope so

Define girlfriend, girls are under 18, women are 18+. Does this mean I get my very own loli 14 year old starter kit?

Dont give me false hope OP

ok pls

oogs boogs

Me you fucking bitch? You stupid bitch nigger, i hope you die you son of a bitch.

i hope so OP

this shit again

Are you sure?

I know that feeling man, and it's fine to try.

But realize this. Girls are like busses. Makes no sense to chase after them if you miss the ride. There will be another.

If things don't turn out the way you want them to be, I want you to realize that's not the end of the world. You can let it get to you and be sad about it for some time, but at some point you can get up and move on.

When I was a little younger than you I would tell myself that I needed to proof the world that I was for real by not trying to get close to a lot of girls, but focus on one instead. I don't think that was right in hindsight. You have to get to know girls before you can decide if they're worth loving, and there's nothing wrong with exploring a handful of peoples personalities at a time.

Just dedicate yourself to one girl if you end up really getting somewhere :)

Knowing my luck ill get dumped tomorrow

Kek

I put my trust on u

Let's put it to the test.

That's impossible, this kind of thread will always get +300 replies

post more pics of her you faggot

Ok

I wish

Only if you roll dubs

Can I have my fuck buddy back instead?

yeah boiz

thank you wise user , i will remember your words

:(

nice trips

Also, let's test this, Imma stay home all day and see if any bitches show up

morango

ew gross

Will my wife go away if i reply?