*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

*calls you ugly*

Kick in anus
When he drops her..
Kick to balls
Walk over both

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"What are you gonna do, ugly? Tommy is blocking your path"

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You assumed it was Cruise calling you ugly.

i'm going to take the read anal bead on his belt and push It in his face!

I'm going to shove my foot so far up his ass that he'll be smelling shoe polish for a week!

I'm going to tie a bowstring around his dick and hang it from a tree and let nature give him a botched circumcision, then play it like a cheap fiddle.

Step over him as he is a fucking midget

TOM CRUISE PUT HIS DICK IN ME!

I kicked her in the asscunt and him in the balls.
I assumed they were working together.

Fuck you val kilmer

Nice trips

I would fuck all three of them... in that order...

Call my boy denzel to save lupita

What did I tell you about keeping your mouth shut....

Sue for emotional damage. It would be suicide to fight Tom Cruise. That 50 year old nigga is savage. And if he doesn't beat your assistance for trying him, he will get those scientology assassins to end you.

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Tom Cruise being forced to carry Dakota Fanning for a whole night at some War of the Worlds publicity thing is fucking hilarious.

I don't think he was forced...

She was though, by him.

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This girls life is so fucked up

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I think it's been a pretty good life