OK with math?
No criminal record, or at least nothing to do with money?
Do you have the drive to take matters into your own hands and learn on your own?
People person? (If not, can you act?)
>Try Insurance.
Life & Health or Property & Casualty.
>Try Financial Management
Can pay better than insurance. Make your resume glow and throw in a cover letter. Merrill Lynch has the longest training program in the industry.
In either industry, avoid companies that make you pay for your own licences and tests. Mostly scams and pyramid schemes.
>Does law fascinate you?
Five states, including California, allow you to take an apprenticeship under a lawyer, if you can't afford law school. The catch is, you have to convince a lawyer to take you on, and you still have to pay for the exams.
>Like putting shit together?
Welder or Carpenter. Plumber if you don't mind the shit. Elevator repair later on.
>Like nature?
Park ranger. Mostly cushy gov. Job. High school diploma or ged required in most states.
>no criminal record and can you get to California or Nevada?
Get clean, stay clean and apply for California Highway Patrol, or Nevada Highway Patrol. They're always looking for people.
>Do you like trains?
Dispatcher, or engineer. You've got a decent chance, unless you live in Texas. Their major rail company requires a few years of college. The other major rail companies dont.
> Just need to GTFO by any means necessary?
Can you pass a psych eval and physical? Enlist in the military. A last ditch effort, but will get you some respect back from the family. Just don't be a cunt about it. Deployment sucks, field exercises suck, muster sucks, fuck-fuck games suck, but your ass is getting paid, plus a few months detox.