What is the worst product you have ever heard of or bought in your life?

What is the worst product you have ever heard of or bought in your life?

This is my choice for the dumbest product.
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is it a smoothie maker?

The juicero needs a phone app and Wi-Fi to squeeze 10oz of juice. They run about 7$ a pack and the unit cost started at 700$

It's a packet squeezer, check out the video. This thing is top tier junk

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Anyone ever but a pet rock? That was a fucking stupid scam

How do I like my juice? With extra DRM.

Right? This company wasn't taking returns either.

Yeah, but the pet rock didn't cost $700.

Any amount it to much for a basic rock imo but you are right, 700 for this pos is way way to much

lol that thing convinced me we are at the top of a market bubble

Its a hot silicon valley company that got like 300 million dollar funding

That video didnt even have the best part where bloomberg squeezed the same amount of juice out of the bag by hand without the machine at all

I never heard the wont squeeze without internet thing though thats real bad too

One of the most retarded thing after those fagget spinners .Cool boi cr1t1cal made a video about it youtube/penguinz0

Saw that video too ha. They claimed it was a 7000 lbs press needed for a packet! Then so tiny lady squeezes it out with her hands.

Yeah that's where I saw the original. His video is even better

You set the bar really high but I'm ashamed to say I bought a bagel holder for easy cutting

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That thing won't even cut my bagel

Chia pets are fucking stupid. Really anything from an infomercial

Then why the fuck u let them gain views u could have send his.

>a fucking bagel Guillotine

This abomination.

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But they glow in the dark and when you are fucking them, it make their tits light up

I see this on YouTube you can just squeeze the bags with your hands kek

Wow. You could just buy the bag and rip it open for free if you like the juice.

whoever buys this deserves to die in a painful way

Thank u i hope ppl will click instead of op of course why not

This hipster shit.

>making your own soda
>not drinking toxic flavord syrup water
Wew lad

This sorry piece of shit. The coffee tastes like anus, the thing takes up a ton of space, and the newer models like the one I got have a special sensor in them so you can't use anything besides teh official K-cups (unless you nigger rig it).
What a stupid fucking machine

Is that a carbonated water machine? You can just get a bottle of carbonation to do that for like 5 bucks

>your own soda

This piece of shit. My in-laws bought one for me for xmas. Fuck everything about it. I told my wife to tell them to just buy me gift cards from now on.

They don't sell the bags to people who don't own the machine.
Also, $7 a bag is a bit pricey.

a wife.


I never believed someone could be so dumb; then I realized I married her.

Fuck these. My sister bought me one. I was back to my old coffee maker within 2 days.

That thing looks tiny.

This pile of shit.
Those who bought this are utter morons:
- You have to put a cold keg inside otherwise you're fucked;
- Only one possible beer keg allowed, Heineken
- The glass of beer 3 x more expensive

It's terrible. It is tiny. If you make fries withit you have to shake them halfway thru cooking. First time i shook them the fucking pan fell off the handle putting half the fries on the floor.

carbonated drink faggot don't play semantics

because it sat in your wallet until you decided enough was enough and had an overprotected wank?

Does it even tap the keg for you?

More like most useful

This excrement makes you spend $$$ to drink lyophilized and extracts.
The face of these bovine imbeciles when they go out of the store, so proud to have spend some bucks less than for a nespresso. The face of an imbecile thinking he is clever is priceless.

Right? Mine was a Christmas gift from the folks like two years ago so I can't just throw it away.
The only thing it did was make me appreciate the $20 piece of shit coffee maker with no bells or whistles I already had.

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you have to buy their concentrated syrups

Oh fuck that I'm not fucking my back up by carrying those water bottles through town. If you life far away from any grocery shop and you like carbonated water these things are great

Other then that, any other solution is bound to cost too. A backpack? Costs money. A car? Costs money.

topkek
i was thinking of you just going through the infomercial dilemma of shaking it and having it fall to the floor
only to look so pissed

What a giant pos, hope there was a lawsuit because that shits dangerous

That's not really a dumb product. It's good for dumb people as a surprising number of people end up having to go to the hospital for stitches because they cut into their hand while cutting bagels.

Also good for elderly people whose hands shake and shit.

muslim population

Their syrups are also shit because they all contain artificial sweeteners. They have diet versions, which are 100% artificial sweeteners, but even the regular ones are 50/50, which is fucking retarded.

All the sodas you make with this shit are gross because they taste chemically and have a horrible aftertaste. Why they don't just make pure sugar syrups is beyond me.

Wow, a surprising number of people should just be banned from all sharp objects.
They can be excused.

Basically if you see this guy, do not buy.

That's not a product

This product came in "as-is" condition when I opened it up.

>What is the worst product you have ever heard of

That dickbrain juicer in op's post is the new champion -- perfectly useless. And Google poured $120 MILLION into its development? WTF?!

It squeezes juice out of a bag! But you need to have it connected to WiFi and use your smart phone to operate it.

Un-be-fucking-lievable.

Aetho Aeon. Took everyone's money. Never shipped them.

Have you seen infomercial satire? It's pretty good
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If you can't see what these are really used for then maybe you should take a long hard look at your life and where you're heading.

Socialism

Yeah to steal your info, that's part of why it's shit

You can buy socialism?

Don't get any of the syrups. Get a water infuser for 10 bucks max and put in the fruits you like and just pour in the carbonated water from the sodastream.
It's a hassle at the start but gets you a bit easier away from the soda shit then plain water

Yeah. It costs the lives of millions.

the comparison of squeezing by hand vs machine showed little difference, so you're basically paying $700 to squeeze the last 5% of juice out of the bag.

Wowie wooie

>Always online DRM juicer

Jesus christ that's fucking hilarious.
The internet having influence on everything imaginable was a mistake.
It's just fucking juice. Anybody can make fucking juice. Kids do it all the time at lemonade stands. I also do it all the time with home-grown berries that cost fucking cents for the seeds. And cents are basically worthless.

It's like they took the worst aspects about overpriced starbucks drinks and mixed it with Apple-tier marketing scams.

What government system hasnt

the american republic you retard

Made by an israeli, so you can imagine you are drinking the tears of dead palestinian babies with every gulp

Socialism is an economic system.

It has killed over 100 million people in the last 100 years.

It's bad and you should feel bad for defending it.

You are joking right? No one dies in America due to capitalism?

Well, I know that now. But way back when I bought it, I wasn't aware of any of this shit.

And how many people die a year because they can't afford health insurance in America?

You're really gonna defend famines, death camps, and mass graves and compare them to life as a poor person in the US?

no one died founding the US

Well it's a shame the syrup shit drags down the image of the product. It's great without it. Yet the price is too high for just a chunk of plastic to inject gas into water

Heard about this piece on NPR. I think Consumer Reports even said you can just buy the $10 bag of fruits and veggies and squeeze the bag by hand.

Dumbest piece of shill I've seen in a while. These fucks need to die.

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No, I'm saying that every type of government does that. The US did that to the Japanese in ww2

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Not just that, but the fucking juice packs are like $8 for like a half a cup of juice, when you can get a half gallon of fruit juice for that much.

What was the revolutionary war then? Bad bait is bad

How about a bagel oven that uses canned gas?

lol i mean that was just a war, it wasn't FOUNDING the us

Could you not, you know hold the bagel with one hand and cut it with another? You needed a specialized bagel cutter? wtf?

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The internment camps for Japanese-Americans didn't kill them you fucking moron. It was still an abuse of their rights but not on the same level as the GULAG or Pol Pot's Killing Fields or the Holodomor or the Stalinist purges or...

Need I go on?

You could say that about any country then. But if you are talking about all of America's creation, including the Louisiana purchase, then that includes the French Indian war too

I still say "Look at me look at me, I'm leatherface" whenever I have anything big and sharp with other people around

it WAS on the same fucking level, how much wool do you have over your eyes? i studied this in AP US history

keep moving the goal posts fag

Sure they did and Eisenhower did with the mexicans too for operation wetback

Damn you got me...

Nope, you have to buy special disposable hoses that you replace with each keg. They are not the same as the tap that comes with a keg.

Because it wouldn't be as useful as toasting your bagel using sugar crystal batteries

>Implying deportation is bad.
>Implying deportation is as bad as mass murder.

You moron, you said the creation of America. That's part of the creation