What would you do, if the internet suddenly disappeared?

What would you do, if the internet suddenly disappeared?

stop telling the internet about how i'm going to kill myself tonight and actually do it

Hang myself from the rafters using my overgrown pubes

follow the internet

>Being me
>Programming
Create a WAN on my area, slowly making it bigger, until the neighbor countries want to enter the wan and pay me for it.

be happy its gone..although id rather have it be like the internet in the 90s

Leave my house?

Be happy feminists will start losing weight (?)

Shoot my self in the face

Quickly find a new job.

23 Petabyte....pfffft
just google has exabytes for it's own

Shoot this guy in the face, duh

Try harder at becoming a people person.
Probably would end up as an alcohol though.

Watch the several hundred hours of tv and movies i've amassed that, instead of watching, i waste time browsing instead.

I'd be jobless pretty quickly too as our servers are all located in a different country so we'd lose everything.

You 0%?

Live life
Read more books and actually learn about stuff beyond blog-tier blurbs, YouTube videos and wikipedia
Generally be more productive

It's not that bad. I have many pdf's saved and also many physical books, so I would be alright.
Actually I am bullshitting you, it would be a disaster

Although small, that .gif has been around since the 90s.

my internet is actually disappearing regularly. everytime it happens i take my dog for a walk. i think it would be a bad thing for him if i had a better connection

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I'd finally live

what?

i would go out into the bright sun and stutter to some real women

go outside
start a small business

Suicide

Go outside

Rape. A lot. No database to index me in, nor an adequate method of tracking once I've left? Yeah, I stand by rape. Probably just stick to niggers and Muslims. They're less human to me.

If the Internet was to suddenly disappear, I'd probably be somewhat forced to engage more in real life stuff, but dammit if it wouldn't be sad.

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With shittier pornpics and yahoo.com as searchengine?

KMS
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would post it on Sup Forums and ask people there what they would do if the internet would suddenly disappear.

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Read a fucking book, go for a walk, sit on back porch and smoke my pipe, have sex

I have 950 gb of porn so whatever, I've been preparing for this day

I'd kill myself.

Go to the red cross camp in california.

the chain would begin
check another computer
check router
ping isp
ping google
ping Sup Forums
call brother to do the same
call grandfather and ask him what he did back in the days without internet

If he really fired at that angle he'd most likely just blow a hole through his chin and rip his nose off. You wanna have the barrel angled down more so you pierce the lower rear middle section of the brain.

you need to get those numbers up... i'm @ ~ 12tb...

IMO there would be another reason to aim deeper. More preasure would build up in the bullets channel and that would dramatically increase the go fuck yourself

stop filming yourself fapping in 4k johnboy

Rip my dick off and play fallout shelter on my phone

dude... you momma so fat i've only got a 5 second video of her on 12tb...

I went through that horror a few months back.
It took my Provider 7 days to come out & run a new line.

>read books
>watched tv

Fuck u I watch this for 17 minute but status bar doesn't proceed

man go and wikipeducate yourself to learn the difference between size and resolution. zooming in my moms pictures doesn't make them better

how many years to unzip?