Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>no ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Australian invention.
Im a cook, Im doing my job.
Like drinking coffee through a Malteaser.
But Im only doing my job.

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claimed again

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Still here


and


Weird
Cute.

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>A Foxxy claim

Whatever a Malteaser is

That reflection makes no sense I'm scared M-chan
Probably not maybe one one (you)

What should I get to drink tonight??!!

Oops I ment to sent that to >730616614 but it is true greed and self interest are the easiest things to predict so people with good personality are hard to control
people witch get Saintly are so hared to predict
We have made a paradox 0_o
Oh that pretty, but not a pretty as EXPLOSIONS
Yes I'm better thanks for asking ^_^

Well I guess there always has to be someone evil
Keep it moderate though

Get whisky. I like whisky
Then dont get a pet like that

Drink some milk, it's good for you

I'm secretly like Yoshikage Kira, I act like a very normal person, but I'm really a serial killer

The test never asked about that

youtube.com/watch?v=BEyXRmYKGco

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltesers
Tasty though.
I only bulli those who deserve it.

youtu.be/MFix2ZMvpBw

That's a very Ty Cobb beverage. Idk if I can do that.

Yeah, Chomusuke is cute isn't he.

Libeccio is eye candy

youtube.com/watch?v=9QPFTB7GW4k
Imagine an anime about columbine except Eric and Dylan are girls and it has Yuri undertones

Uh I dont know either
The cat is cute but I was focusing on the cat hoodie Megu was wearing

Ooooh, Malted milk balls
Haven't had Malteasers, but I've had Hershey's equivalent

What?

everyone should use more EKUSUPLOSIONS
hehe, I know

Why did you call me Gremlin then :o

Ty Cobb would drink a pint of bourbon and milk every day
You win tomoko. Bourbon is it.

Does this please you

Because I was using that as a cute nickname. No need to get offended, I wasnt the first one to use it.
Maltesers are less sweet than the Hersheys, because Hersheys chocolate as a whole is sweeter.

Got to be sure.
Do I get a prize?

Yee.

So... are you going to buy it or something when it comes out?

Haha I was talking about controlling people pets are easy just give them food and/or fuss when they do something you like and punish them when there bad and there trains in no time
I think my reflection my be coming to life
I know right it didn't let me boast about my kills to >:l
They are one of the highest forms of art

KILL ALL TRANSGENDERS!!!

It's okay, haggy, I know that you love me
Whaaa I thought you were

>'no'
Kinda unnerving....But I know youd protect me.... Right??

Well, it's probably good for you...
I think

I prefer sweet chocolate, I can't stand dark

Wait, you've found out my identity

Killer Queen, Daisan no bakudan
BITS ZA DUSTO

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ufeIurnpM

I meant people as pets.
So cute. Would bring Koume coffee or whatever in bed.

mmmmm i love this tomo pic

>!!!! Devil tomoko!! Would not repent/10 !!!

I don't think it is. He had stomach cancer and was insane. But I think it just helps kill the burn. But so does almost any beverage

I can be your angle or your debil

Yeeeeeeeeee
Nope. Pretty sure someone else pointed it out.
Still a sweet milk choc, just not as sweet as Hersheys.

Of Course I would you my little one Koume
I know all no Identities are safe from me
Ah I see what you mean now. I don't know humans tend to eat a lot and require a lot of attention

I like where this is going.

Oh well I'm curious what's gonna be next

Goodnight everyone.
I'll go to bed.

Yeah but they make good pets
Night

Gute Nacht Megu

Does lulu count? :3

beep bep boop

Then don't drink the liquor with it
Just have some milk

The same company makes M&M's I think
So It's pretty good, I don't really eat chocolate all that often

My Killer Queen has no weakness
youtu.be/fiwcZ0pg3xM

go to sloop

youtu.be/QsQ3BvVAFjg

Looks like they count to me. Bonus points if they are an actual count

I'd say so.
Lulu is pretty cool. Too bad she's got like 5 lines in the entire game . . .

Go beep yourself.

BEEP BEP

Go beep me yourself

5 Lines is all I need.

Probably both.
Yeaaaa murdering together!!!

Nah I cant be a good debil

Well you can teach them a lot of different tricks.I wonder what should I should get?
Everything has a weakness even if it is not physical
It is great fun with a friend

Night.

I dont know. You want a boy or girl?

Goodnight

Neat. I won't be purchasing it since I can't afford to buy music sadly.

Tetsuya Nomura loves his belts.

Cпакойной ночи.

Boo-boo
I bought a milk shake....And bourbon. So you both win foxy-chan
The idea is quite humorous to me
>P..p..please g-g-get in the iron....maiden.
Your face is so cute.

Murder you say
>first panel
Fair enough.
You dont need further bulli.

Gold Experience Requiem doesn't

A milkshake isn't exactly healthy, but ok

"The best treatment for a hangover is more alcohol!"

No I don't but I will get

Wise words from holo.
It isn't...But some would say neither is milk....I usually call those people, idiots.

Boys are pretty easy to deal with but girls are cuter, I think I will go with a girl
Your everything is so cute
Hmmm ok I will except that.. for now

No thanks.

It really should have been at least 5 more though...

beep-boop

That's not always an option, but when it is, it's pretty effective!
Get ready, Ai is going to yell at us!

Effectively booped
Thank you.

I completely blame anything that is going to happen tonight SOLELY on tomoko

I can not recommend nor approve such a behaviour

Aw why not
you meant hug with beep, right

It actually is not
Also no yelling

But it's ok
~voosh~

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Milk isn't unhealthy, but it is for white supremacists

So I say drink that liquid racism!

At least nothing has an ability as useless as Yuno's Future Diary

Go back to Waifu board. This is Sup Forums board. You posted in the wrong swamp.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Looks like I'm about to be effectively bitten

Poor Tomoko...

Go have a drink Ai, relax, have a good time for once.

I Wouldnt mind that at all
Why?
How about both?

>Cuteness +5
>Privilege +5
>Aryanhood +10
>Adorableness -stat maxed-

Seriously. Stop spamming the good threads out of /b. Your jap trash is flooding the market and dwindling my stocks. Faggots.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Cucks
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Literal scum

see Don't worry... Unless you want nibbles???

You suggested the drink of choice. You shall be to blame.

I had some nice Apricot juice, can recommend

Why blame tomoko are you going to go on a rampage?
At least yuno can sit down is it even positional for your waifu to do that with that many tails?
No because then they may try and bread and 2 is just so much work

That has yet to be determined.

But Ran isn't Aryan, her eyes are yellow

And she's technically enslaved by Yukari
But still a cute

Yes, do you not understand how tails work?
They just continue from the spine, near the top of the pelvis

I wouldn't stop a cute from nibbling on me.

It would probably be even nicer with some vodka in it . . .

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Nibble me and yeah but you are the one who is drinking it.
Thats why you just take the guys balls away and its all good

where the sissy white boys at?

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Well that's why you need to drink more WP milk.
>

kill yourself

user from yesterday?

you better not do anything to get tomo in trouble

Nono, that would ruin it

Going to bed, you should too

There isn't a dildo large enough to disembowel myself on.

was I here yesterday? I don't remember shit

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
BEGONE
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. THOT

I think Ran has plenty of milk
If you know what I mean

It wouldnt be my fault
I dont know you might have been.