Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there

What do you do?

Probably greet her politely, but get to the point and ask her what she's doing in my home while making sure I'm not in a position to get ambushed through another door or down the hall.

why the fuck are you in my room

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Attempt to have a polite conversation with her before sending her on her way home

Inb4 someone takes the bait and then plays the "I was only pretending to be retarded, you took the retarded bait" card.

Please think about what you just said

I am so fucking drunk right now

wake up, masturbate, post this sad shit on Sup Forums

tie her down and pluck her eyebrows. you're welcome fashion industry.

try and pronounce her last name

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shave her eyebrows

Ask her what she would like to eat then order her something and watch a movie or something...while watching tv i'll try to make a move on her and see how it goes for the rest of the night

cringe
alpha thing would be fuck her in the ass roght there and then, show her whos the man

Who?

You retard you walk towards him.

make her eat a bowl of eggs

>"Cara. Nice to meet you and all, but what're you doing here, fully clothed, and not sitting on my face? you know what? Don't say anything, just for this, you're getting buttfucked withOUT lube."

Where's your cap?

Brush her teeth and eventually, somehow make my way to kissing them eyebrows.

Just cry

>him

Is that a trap? I only like pussy

Smart decision.

Can you get me out of debt, please?

I'd fucking shoot her.

No fucker breaks into my property.

Offer to eat her fartbox

the alpha thing is to buttfuck her with a dry dick, THEN shoot her.

rape her in self defense

suck her dick

>self defense
kek

>her

Ask to see her penis.

newfags return to reddit

Why is Taylor Hanson in my room?

Underrated post

Rape

THE ANSWER
IS ALWAYS
SMASH

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Smash him against the mirror

Dem brows,
Looks like a miserable cunt.

ask her if I can watch her fuck my sister.

Probably torture her untill i get rock hard from her screams

Who?

Ask her if she wants to be in a loving cuckold relationship with me, or at the very least an abusive femdom one

Bend over in front of her and beg her to fuck my asshole

Lick her feet

get naked and present my ass to her to do with as she pleases

Take my pants on. Command her to go down on me.

Moar Cara pics plz

Haha you're the newfag for falling for pseudo-bait

Give her a hug and tell her to grow her hair back.

The obvious answer is rape and then sell her for sex

shave her mustache and leave

sell to slavery

Rub her head for good luck.