*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

>"WHERE U THINK U GOIN WHYTE BOI?"

"Excuse me, miss. I need to get to the bank."

Well I was goin to the store, but now I wanna stay here with you. What's your name?"

kek

She's hot do you have any of her nudes

fedora alert

You're place

I want to make milk chocolate babies with her

"in your ass?"

See what i did there? I took "going" to mean like, where i was "going" to shoot my load.
that shits clever.
Bitches love clever shit.
I would fuck this girl.

We're going to Denny's April, I'm buying. :)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NOT WHITE

I can go to the sides, where grass is so my path is not really blocked.

Your*

Your fedoradar is jammed, nigga.
Since when is hitting on a hot piece of ass "fedora"?

did you just assume my race and my gender?

>another female wanting to flirt
>"WHERE U GOIN WHYTE-"
>Not white.
>Continue to walk around her while earbuds play my music.
>she stares at me in frustration, throws a minor mini-fit and walks back to her friends to complain about not feeling attractive.

As if I wasn't going to read this in a black girl voice despite the whyte and boi.

no, she isn't place user.

i'm in a hurry im late for my clan meeting

"Not sure where I was going, but..." (point gaze to tits while slowly lifting up my wraparound shades) "I definitely know where I'm cumming."

Queue laugh track

Getting my trappochino and vannila chocolate buu

>being this much of a beta pussy

Back to my family's farm in North Carolina do you want to come we can make you feel right at home

>hitting on somebody is what people who wear fedoras do
Nigga you're either gay or a fedora wearing neckbeard who's projecting your personal issues to the internet.
I feel bad for you man.

...

Me and the thot patrol squad get her thizzled up and take turns smashin

i raise my eyebrow and give her a quizzical look, say "okay..?" and walk past her

outta my way, you pavement ape

It is when you lack game. Who the fuck says "Wus goin 2 da store, but now stay huhuhu, name pls" Be honest with yourself, user.

im not amused, and im sure she wouldnt be either

...

Kus

The bodega, need some squares and a drink. Why you all up in my business?

Straight up that hoodrat ass

>hitting on somebody
>I wanna stay here with u

They call him the stone cold stunner

You think I'm here to amuse YOU?

...

"I'm going to town on that ass"

Wouldn't take much. Clearly she wants the d

Your shitty line, was basically the same as mine.
We can double team her.
Bitches also love to be double teamed.

I pray we are dressed as the guys from "dick in a box" for this.

Ever since I heard the term "drop the soap" I've always associated showers with gay sex. This is a perfectly good woman but somehow I feel like this webm is gay.

Let's make brown babies.

>Lead her to bushes
>fuck her
>she done
>I'm not, enter rapezone.
>Whisper: "this what you get for getting in the way, monkey."
>Cum inside, snap neck.
>Lay on the floor, because i just killed myself
>She goes to popo, but they can't unrape her
>Can't put me to justice, i killed myself

"I don't know but damn girl, you fine as a mother fucka, you got them digits?

I got plenty of gay vids to if u like

Lmfao, what the fuck dude. That's some shit right there. We need to find out why your brain is doing that.

hahahahaha

to buy some rope and then to an oak tree, wanna come?

Im going between ur legs HAW GURLLL

The only answer here from someone who knows situations like this.

>Coughs in autistic

Im flying to my ship

my lord harambe, you have returned to us!

Class up the affair. I like it.

K, so can OP please notify her that we've sorted out all the details, and would like to move forward with our winning solution.
Promptly, if possible.
thanks.

Alpha af

Going back to my dorm, just had lunch.
Did you know today is fried chicken day at the cafeteria? AND watermelon for dessert!

Grievous meme was unsuspected, but not unwelcome :-)

lol

>>Coughs in autistic

Lost

Im not going anywhere, but i know where u r goin

"Did you just assume my gender ?!

>"WHERE U THINK U GOIN WHYTE BOI?"

Down on you. Whether you like it or not.

You sound like a needy fuck, it's pussy repellent.
Play it cool, less like a fucking foot worshiper, christ.