Fluffy thread

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>no kweh introduction post
fuck off, imposter

kweh

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Pasta is rice

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I can't save pictures from booru by my stupid smartphone

Is it normal ?

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>be me
>live about 1/2 mile from anywhere
>forest everywhere
>grow the majority of my food
>mainly peppers, onions, anything spicy
>never had any fluffy herd problems
>till now
>go to garden
>huge fucking herd of maybe 10-14 fluffies
>smartie goes up to me
>standard shit
DIS FWUFFY TEWWITOWY NOW, WEEVE OR GET BIG OWIES
>starts headbutting my ankle
>this goes on for about a minute
>then one screams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fucker must've gotten a pepper
>starts yelling
WHY FWOOTIE HUWTIE?!
>idea.webm
>I'll tell you why
all fluffies look at me, smartie now has two toughies joining him
>tell them im a god
>a fire god
>smartie doesnt care
>keeps headbutting
>get out lighter
>get out WD40
>tell the smartie to leave
NU! DIS FWUFFY WAND NOW! WEEV OR GO FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>deep-fry the cunt
>it screams
>toughies run away with singed hair
>smartie is fucking melting
>wont stop screaming
>most fluffies are in awe, except for the one who ate the pepper
>still screaming
>stop setting it on fire
>hold up smartie
>charred to shit
>looks like a black husk
>yell at them to fear me and run
>throw smartie at ground
>explodes
Dumping The Fire Cult, more to come

Hahahaha, never saw this one.

>look into garden
>not much damage
>one pepper gone
>look down
>shitton of foals
>atleast 15
>almost stomp them
>better idea
>land near here used to be a fluffy daycare
>keep foals in home for now
>milk n shit
>go to old daycare
>rotted as shit
>get out spraypaint
>fire colors
>red, orange, yellow
>spraypaint it to shit
>majority of daycare + outdoor region is fire-colored
>plant tomatoes, onions, anything spicy & red
except for peppers
>go back home
>foals still there
>most are just chirping
>two shat themselves
>give them more milk
>go to town
>buy wireless cameras, speakers & smoke machine
>return to old daycare
>dark as fuck
>light candles to see
>morefire.gif
>build shrine to me
>its a red star of david with a swastika on the inside
>carve words onto the shrine
OBEY TO THE FLAME
>take care of foals
>two weeks later
>foals are big now
>blindfold them
>put them in box
>carry to daycare
>dump in daycare
>lock them in
Part 2, Ch1

aaawwwwww hell yeah, fucking fire cult, this is comic chan 2 btw, still have your story saved

pretty sure im missing the beginning, but im glad you like it

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>go home
>cameras all set up
>allgood.gif
>fluffies do fluffy shit
>eat
>shit
>fuck
>multiple months pass
>some fluffies are clearly pregnant
>time to make an announcement
>night
>turn on the speakers
>turn on smoke machines
>spooky shit yo
>do my best Malacath imitation
LISTEN, HEAR ME NOW!
>fluffies wake up
>some shit themselves
>walk to shrine
>potential smarty yells
HEY! HOO IS DAT!
>you fucking what
SILENCE, FOOL! I AM THE FIRE GOD! FOR YOUR LIVES I HAVE GUARDED YOU
>fluffies are all enticed
>except for the smartie
>name him "Sky"
>sky yells
NO U HAVENT! I GUAWD FWUFFY!
>this fucking smarty
>yell louder
I COULD'VE CRUSHED YOU LIKE A BUG WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG! LISTEN NOW!
>smartie shuts up for a change
YOU HAVE LIVED HERE IN PEACE FOR NOW, BUT I DEMAND A PAYMENT.
>green fluffy asks
wike gwassies? gwassie weal good heew!
>no
WHEN THE MOTHERS HAVE BIRTHED THEIR BABIES AND THEY HAVE GROWN, I DEMAN ALL THE BABBIES WITH RED FUR
>mothers now scared
>all begin panicking
>start running around
>nu wan give babby! babby mummahs, not mean voice!
DO IT OR I WILL SCORCH YOU ALL!
>turn off speakers
>mothers even more scared
>crying
>shitting
>waddling on their huge bellies in a circle
>one does all three
I fucked up in saving the next part, would you mind posting it?

Can we get some hugbox up in this, please?

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sure gimme a sec

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Even if you liked fluffies, they'd be so fun to fuck with.

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"Do wat yu must, fwuffy awweady won."

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Never got why the males cries out.

Fuck. I hate you fucks.