Do I ask her right now?

Do I ask her right now?

Will she say yes

Go for it buddy.

Will i get laid then?

will it work fri

If I were to purchase a Powerball lottery ticket this week, would I be the sole winner of its jackpot up until said ticket expires?

Does she want to go with me?

tell me

Do you. Smonk weed ?

tell

I am. Just texted her.

will it happen?

Excellent! I'll buy it tomorrow.
Do you recommend I choose the numbers?

let me know

So I shall.
Thank you for your insight, Magic 8 Ball. I'd like to think my faith in you is justified.

Are you sure on your decision?

I will get a fuck a girl after party??

In the mitts of greatness right here

Will I get a job at the CIA?

Will the plan work or should I give up now before I fuck more shit up

will she come help me spank it?

Still doing it faggot

will i win the yeezy raffle

Should I?

Should I?

Will I get a girlfriend this year?

Will i pass

Well?

??

God danm will I or will I not?

Have high hopes that thisll work

I asked her. Is she going to respond tonight?

Welp

What?

????

am i always gonna be poor

She hasn't responded... were you lying?

Are you lying right now?

well, how about now?

Is a date happening in the near future?

8 ball is my family going to make it

Is it happening ever?

*sigh*

Am I doing it right

Will we finally(FINALLY) nuke north korea

Should I fap?

Will I be a movie star who makes millions of dollars and gets lots of pussy and everyone loves me and I win an Academy Award and I am just so fucking awesome that Leonardo DiCaprio calls me bro and Tom Hanks calls me son?

Fuck you nigger.

Am I going to get the job?

Re

OK. fine. How about Jonah Hill calls me bro and Al Pacino calls me son?

Son of a nigger.

Double dubs in a rowsy. Now will I reap the benefits of my first post?

Eggcellent magic 8 ball. I knew I was destined to be a star. Wanna fuck my ass?

will she like her gifts?

I asked her... will she respond tonight?

Will I get them tonight, soon?

If everything I say is a lie, am I telling the truth?

will i get the internship

Does she actually make direct eye contact with me?

Willl milly n I fuck this weekend

does he like me?

Was Shakespeare truly illiterate?

does anna want some dik

Will I have sex with Cassandra when I ask her?

would megan and i have good sex

will she text me tonight?

Does she really not want to

Should I play later?

is amy down for long term