/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Anyone going to the Bruno Mars concert?

It's Friday night motherfuckerrrr

Fuck no. Can't stand the cunt. Looks like a mong.

Chch reporting. Been having a break the last few days. Miss anything??????????

Bruh is that you? Are you finally back?

palmy is a fuckin hole. save me

sup fam, am sleepy, please tuck me in

Dunners reporting.

We straight ballin' with -$3.11 in the bank, my dudes. How are you guys doing?
>dubs
*tucks you in*

anyone know her?

Hello, boys!

heyyyy

Ay -26.35 here in dunners also

Heading to queentown in july. What're my chances on being able to buy weed while I'm there?

Got a new bra for my birthday.

xoxo

>We straight ballin' with -$3.11 in the bank
What you do for work?

Fuck, man.
If we pool our cash we could buy a pack of Marlboro -20's and a couple of -50c mixes from the dairy.
How you been?

IDBro timestamp or GTFO

Welly chick? Thx 4 the bday tits.

I came to dunedin to study and all i see around me is sluts. Even worse im too ugly to get any.

apon entering this caven of shit logs splayed sixx ways sideways i witnessed about tree fiddys worth of ladies with penis'es or should i say, dudes with tits, and this thread, i should say i am appalled and dismayed good sirs; good day; she will not be RIGHT m80.

Yeah, nah, she'll be right but

unlikely

Dunners reporting in. Taking a shit while on Sup Forums good times
i have 20c i can contribute.
I cant even afford a jimmys pie :(

>How you been?
Eating like a pregnant woman. I can't handle the munchies.

You?

>$38.20

Soooooon
Yeah

>get high
>eat shitloads
That sounds fuckin' mint. Me? Shit all. Finding green is easier than finding employment, not that I have much of a problem with that.
You cash money, rich hustler motherfucker, you.

Dunedin reporting, I dumped some past best hummus in some soup to thicken it for dinner, and have now lost the ability to anus, please send a gun.

>That sounds fuckin' mint
Nah I hate it, worst thing about wacky backy for me.

>eat chips before bed the other night in spite of trying to fight it
>"I'll be good and not eat the other whole"
>Wake up no more than half an hour later and finish them off

>get dubs
>eat chips
>go to sleep
>wake up, eat more chips
I'm still not seeing the bad side to this...

Kewl. I got a friends bday tomorrow, buying him lunch. Actually all us friends do that shit dunno why really. Nice tradition.

Good way to drop a cpl kgs over the weekend.

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>I'm still not seeing the bad side to this
Man titties.

I'd rather perform liposuction with a scalpel and a garden hose than be beconned back to that porcelain torture rack

Evening cunts

Anyone wanna hook me up with a mini airbrush compressor kid? Got an itch for some scale models

...

gross

Laura?

lads
plus where is this timaru girl still want to see these nudes

How's it going, cunt?

sorth them nails out before posting thanks

same shit, different day. urself

Boohoo, chipped nail polish

show tits with time stamp

Being this new.

post them knees Q

Nah just turned my light out, got a bit of a headache and some heart burn :(

Bit of this and a bit of that. Going smoko so excuse us for a minute. Good to know you're still kicking about though.

well no pic related to not be kicking.

[spoiler]why is she so perfect.[/spoiler]

Barista

If you live alone or people are away its OK, leave the bathroom door open, set up a few comfy things and stay close.

But yeah if you got flatties its not fun. For you or them.

ty

She was here last night. Posted her ass. Looked tasty.

Dunedin reporting in.
How do i be happy

quit internet

Nah i can cheat the system and buy a pizza from dominos via internet payment and go further in to overdraft

True, true. But it's been a minute, we've been wondering.

Mindful meditation.

>we've been wondering
>we've
No we haven't.

yeah nar, didn't mean for ppl to be wondering.
Just floated off like i do randomly.

>no we haven't.

Well, a tenk for you.

Go get a hobby, a drink, or someone you care about. It's how the rest of us get by.

u just summed up existing

Yeah, we have, cunt. Fuck your opinion.
Fair enough, it's all gooood.
Drinking can become your hobby to forget about the person you care about who just doesn't feel the same for you...

im pretty sure i went to school with her in whangarei

ugly fucking tits man

Short circuit that kind of thinking with scotch and cheap tinder hook ups, that's my proscribed anti depressant right there

Nice skin colour. Would kiss that tum

name ?

Fag

mine or hers?

I've got one of those baby bottles of scotch in the cupboard actually, as well as a magnum of Jack to get me where I need to go. I'm driving tonight though, gutted.

fuckin oath drinkin should be my hobby cuz noone cares about me. but i need money for that. i have less than a dollar in my bank. it seems being broke is common here tonight

I had sex with my mate's gal. She's from Canada and I'd Def recommenz fucking Canadian girls

Sorry Liam, but I ain't. She was worth it

a-any cute boys?

You're a deadset cunt, mate. Fuckin' never dog the boys.

where are the diks

In recent NZ news the north island has been renamed traffic jam and Auckland has been declared a Communist break away state, more news at 6pm.

Naaaaah. Fuck em when you can. Attraction knows no moral code

...

FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND. WATCH YOUR BACK

Mum says I'm pretty handsome

KEKWI mother fuckers.

...

FUCK YOU BRUH I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

No. You aren't Liam and you don't know who this is

If you haven't got old mate Patty Gower on Snap already, add him. His story is fuckin' lit tonight, boes.

I ain't gonna judge. Say more about her than u. All us guys would wanna fuck half our mates chicks, and half our mates would fuck our missus if given the chance. But we don't because most chicks are loyal, its just the ones that are after more d

Ah fuck it I'm pissed I cant fet my point across. You know what I'm getting att- the fault and blame lies with her

all the brokefags and im sitting here like

Get a sugar daddy or sugar momma and your 2 for 3, and that's a passing grade right there

I think it's his fault. He should satisfy that slit

these hose ain't loyal.

And you have to settle for a stock image with a watermark? You didn't have the $2 to buy image rights?

Nice try poor fag

man you mustve had to grind for that cash

Go back to /vip/ or where the fuck ever you're meant to be, richfag. You're damn right I'm mad ;_;

what does roll mean

i was joking sorry :(

yeah nah nah nah yeah nah yeah nah... yeah.

Lurk more

yean nah yeah nah nah yeAh