What to do now.
Why does it look like a monster.
What to do now.
Why does it look like a monster.
Lift her shirt up more for us?
cause you put fuckin red lines all over it faggot
Why dont you lift your girlfriends?
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Anyway
What to do
And pull down those pants. Stick your dick in her and see if you can see if it shows up on the screen
kek
Because it is. Your life is over. Good job, buddy.
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The examination is already over idiot.
I am kinda happy but I am so fucking afraid. And fuck you she is not a monster, i am not either, I am just a little retarded manchild.
kek'd
Congratulations OP. You will do fine.
It has a giant benor, you should feel proud
Tits or get the fuck out
OP
> did you knock up Charlize Thereon?
Good fucking job Sup Forumsro
kek
>inb4 pic related
kill it
Hit on the nurse
>You will do fine.
Everyone is like this. My mom, sister, friends. How are you so sure? I can't even cook or wash my things, she is doing it all the time, how should I be able to take care of a kid maan I am fraking out. On the other hand I can't wait to play legos with my kid, or teach my son how to play football, or play teaparty with my daughter.
I just googled it that bitch is 41 so no.
We didn't use protection so it won't happen, 100% mine.
get the dad starter pack and improvise from there
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top kek
lets try the dubs!
That would be tough. I hope my genes are not so shit.
Dubs and you train your kid to be Batman.
checked
Whoa whoa whoa.
> full fucking stop
Are you implying that your chick is superior to Charlize Theron?
for the trips !11
kek I am doing fight workouts at my local gym
If I will win the lottery he or she will be the next vigilante rest assured user
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So wait. If OP is batmans father doesnt that mean he has to die?
RIP OP
>batman
>dead parents
Of course she is superior she is 21, not a 41 years old grandma
If I can live 8 more years to see my company rise up, having a big castle great gf and then i ddie it was worth for it
She look 41 tho
But Is there anyone who can help me how to NOT freak out?
I will take that as a compliment
Just think about that your son might become the new hitler
Not the hero we deserve, bit the hero we need
Also post your girl's titties
What's there to freak out about? You have a family. A lot of people are lonely neckbeards who will never know what that's like.
>If I can live 8 more years to see my company rise up, having a big castle great gf and then i ddie it was worth for it
and this attitude is why people telly you that you'll do just fine
>IT'S IN THE FRAKKING WOMB!
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Go to the Body, Rock!!!!!!
Yeah but as I said I am a manchild. I am working, working out spending time with my gf, play a little vidya and browse 4chin a little.
I don't know how to cook, wash my clothes, get dressed so I look great (my gf helps with me with that), tie my necktie, or anything. I never held a baby in my arms in my 28 years, I think it would fall down instantly. I am not ready or I don't know.
Topkek
You are not helping guys
Other anons who had a prego gf had a thread full of advices
I'm sure nobody ever thinks they're ready, but all you can do it take it day by day.
Then follow same advice retard
What makes you are special
What makes you think you are special*
I never read them, I just saw the replies.
it bleeds for a week each month and doesn't die. i don't know what you're doing with that monster either.
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Get lost dickbreath
Its not over user.
21 months ago I was in the same place. But now I have a 1 year old daughter thats my reason for getting up in the morning. At least momma looks hot.
Also, post her tits or gtfo fagot.
Because she cries and you can't get any sleep?
Shes slept through the night since she was 4 months old, she walked before a year old and is 90 th percentile in height. I make god tier children is why.
how does it feel to be a cuck?
Nathan?
Punch her hard in the stomach then fuck what comes out.. or like get a nandos i dunno