I got this girl totally drunk in my toilets. What should I do ?

I got this girl totally drunk in my toilets. What should I do ?

Experts say that all women need is a bowl of eggs.

timestamp that shit

Kiss her until she pukes in your mouth
Then swallow

Poop on head

Why's your toilet paper fuckin blue?

Drown that bitch then rape

this

Lurking

fake

+1

get her naked

Because I love to feel my anus swimming in a blue ocean

Mike no

Rape,
then drown,
then rape again...

oh fuck i was about to say it

timestamp on her forehead,or gtfo

Keep on dreaming

be kind, do you best to make her feel better...

just shove your dick somewhere in her and post pics..

We're going to bed, but i need to know what to do

Keep the hair out of her mouth and when she's done let her sleep in your bed if you haven't arranged anywhere else for her to sleep.

In bed, ideas ?

These are good people, listen to them user.

Yes, thanks for asking. The answer is simple.
Post pics of tits.

How about just letting her sleep?

Let her sleep, take care till she's sober.

just let her sleep it off

WE NEED TIMESTAMP

i care a lot about this girl, but she only calls me when she's drunk

Strip her naked, take a massive shit all over her and the bed. Pull duvet back up and let her sleep

"Sup Forums" on forehead. with the quotation marks

>TIMESTAMP
I donno what timestamp is

Have a trashcan or something close, she might puke. Also, make sure she's lying on her side, like in the pic, never face up

>inb4 cuck

Err... I mean... TITS OR GTFO or something

Be op ask what to do
Be op does nothing anyone suggests
Be op be a troll

idk, finger her and take pictures or something

FUCK EGGS FEED HER GRAHAM CRACKERS

get blanket off her first post results

get in bed with her, cuckfag...

Write on paper todays date

Cum glue her eyes shut then wake her up 3 hours later and film it, upload it to Sup Forums

i do not want to sleep with a girl with a his breath smelled of alcohol

If dubs, then let her sleep undisturbed all night and make her a nice cooked breakfast in the morning (including eggs and bacon).

what for ?

Let her sleep, you take the couch. Check on her in a while to make sure she didn't choke on her puke in bed.

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To prove it's not fake...

CHECK THIS

>permavirgin confirmed

She'll probably be down for it. Just don't kiss her. Climb in bed with her, see what she does, if she freaks out tell her it's your bed and she can get the fuck out of it.

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Jump in bed with her n see how she reacts. Will she respond when you talk to her or is she totally out of it?

She slowly responds if i talk louder

This means you post pics of her OP

post her cooter

I think im gonna roll another one, get to bed and fuck her in the morning.

Dude if she's responding be like "Why are you in my bed?" See what she says back.

OP confirmed for faggot who won't deliver

kys mate she'll get up in the morning way too hungover to fuck by the look of it. It's now or never. If she climbed in your bed like that she prob wants it

evaluate: possible future fuck? then stay chill. It will never get better than this? check for xanax, break half pill, give with water and have your way

she knows she's in my bed, she wants me closer, wondering what for...

That's a dude

>Girl wasted on toilet, then on bed
>She prolly wants that

lol

bro if you dont do something you will regret forever. trust me on this.. just dont fkn rape her

Ur a gigantic pussy mate

RAPE

Ok get closer then jesus how much more do u need to hear

Sage this thread faggot OP isn't going to deliver.

im not going to rape her
but when im gettin high i like to do weird things

Where's the potatoes? Frickin Euros.

Kill her

Are you Roosh V?

Post face I think I know her

TOP K E K
that's what I thought at first

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Hold her hair back before she pukes all over herself and your bathroom. Geeze think long term.

Fuck her in the butthole cmon and send sum noods

Go to the kitchen and get a nice tall glass of water with ice, go to the bedroom and be really sweet and gentle and say sorry to wake you but thought you would be thirsty, When she sits up to drink the water then lightly touch her back in a loving way so she gets used to contact and see how she react. When she drinks situate her hair so it's behind her ears and she feels taken care of. When she lays back down lay behind her and put an arm around her... if she starts grinding her booty on you then you're in...

What are you planning to do with that? I'm curious

RIP OUT HER LUNGS

what the fuck OP? are you a girl? why do you have a dildo at hand?

This is actually a well planned, reasonably respectful strategy, I endorse this

??

taking the right steps I see..

>he doesnt dildo his boypucci
lmao, fucking faggot

Im not a girl but I have a lot of sex toys. Not all for me. And Im not gay but I used to use it with girls.

I was going to also say maybe bring her a big comfy t-shirt to put on, that way she'll probably take her bra off and just be there in her panties. Less obstacles that way.

Pull her head out.

Tits?

im not going to do anything wrong, that's just for the Sup Forums and even if she wakes up she will be glad to have this close to her mouth, trust me

Guys,we are witnessing something great today.Someone please screencap this later,so future generations can witness it too

I can tell this is gonna turn out lame.
>sage

touch her lips with your fingers, if it flies, stick a finger in her mouth. if that works too, pull pants down and do your dick. post pics

Would you want me to do the same if it was your mom in my bed insteaf of her ?

yes, as long as you posted the pics

So are we gonna see sum fuk? Or nah?

Roll

oh,come on,stop it user,fucking mom jokes,what are you,12 y/o?

there is something i did not tell ya guys, im her little brother...

cucks

Ich would fuck all ya grandmommys

Cum on her face