ITT we poorly describe video games.
>Straight
>White
>Male
>1950s
>Fuck it up
ITT we poorly describe video games.
>Straight
>White
>Male
>1950s
>Fuck it up
>line
>rabbit
>60s
>magic
>jews
>rats
>they're bad
>so is the game
Rats 2: The Movie: The Game
>hey fuck you
>we have to go deeper
>oh there's my knife
>deeper
>welcome to hell motherfucker
>wait no too deep
>go back go back
Rodents revenge from win 95
dark souls
nope.
>escape prison thing from windows
>zombies
>never got an ending
Yep, that was fast
nice trips
Dishonoured
Thanks
Wolfenstein:TNW
JazzJackrabbit
that one game with the NV movie camera and having to change batts
manana
>1 2 3 4 7
> 4 3
> 1 1 1 1
>blank spaces
> "oh shit"
>dead
Got the first one, at least.
>a fanfiction crossover with no sex
Three games:
>Be fag in forest
>Fly dragon
>Miss all the loot
>Game is shit
>Ending is shit
>Temporarily bankrupt studio
2:
>Be a japanese
>Almost dank souls
>Your homies are basic bitches
>Play dress up as Guts
>Princess dress best girl / stats
3:
>Get anally hammered by aliens
>Turtleing doesn't seem to work for silly humans
>Crash
>Kill some alien faggots
>Go home
>Go back
>Go home
>Go back
>Ends
>Except it doesn't
>Garbage now
>Vocal minority doesn't think the series is ass
>crash
>build settlement
>new people
>people get over worked and angry
>throw a party
>fucking raids
>try to research good shit
>wait a minute...these aren't dorfs!
darkmaus or however it's spelled
>space
>pew
>explode
>genericblackguy.jpg
>laser fucker
>hologram lady? what
>ebola
>save everything
Halo ce?
>get a shity tunneling helicopter with treads
>fly up and meet god
>dig down meet the devil
>???
>profit
motherlode, son
>angel
>nope
>flying british cunt
>puns
>PUNS
>FUCK YOU MORE PUNS
>god or some shit
>final boss is like satan or something, i dunno
yup, wasted so much time on that
I'd say minesweeper but the 4 and 3 can't possibly be touching than many mines
>dead on a cart
>wake up in a pile of bodies
>fight to the surface
>find out you break the rules of reality
>crying solves all your problems
mass effect
No one got this last thread. Posting again
>Early 2000s Namco RPG
>late 6th gen release
>platform exclusive
>game starts with protag in bed with amnesia
>talk to doctor
>says go to woods or some shit
>woods are dank with scorpion bats and shit
>fairy lady shows up
>go back to town
>mayor says go back
>dragon suddenly
>heartofthecards.jpg
>girl kidnapped by Heihachi lookin fucker
>main characters all have colorful hair
Again, if anyone gets it, I'm shocked.
tales of teh abyss
Rimworld
civilization or whatever teh fuck its called, tropico whatever that shit is ?
yup, bonus round wtf are dorfs?
nope
>another settlement needs our help
No, but I do enjoy the fuck out of that game.
Manic Miner
FUCK YOU PRESTON!!!
gotta go fast
Shaq
World map
Martial arts
Nope
Jet Set Willy
is it any of teh tails series?
Donkey Kong 64?
nope
Why ZX Spectrum games?
Nope. It didn't get a ton of traction. Got a prequel and there's a smallish following for the series (of two fucking games) but other than that, there's not much else there.
>mechs on mars
>take corporate jobs
>-50,000 in debt?
>time for experiments
Wait, do these new computers have games too?
>slave
>get out
>save your niggas
Cyberstorm
nope
Yeah, yeah, we've all seen Shaq-Fu.
>Press 'R' to restart
>you'll be doing this a lot
ok another clue
>am i drunk or...b-but muh cards...
Hotline Miami
I wanna be the guy
>ok we need to get me elected
>kill all these people
>chase cat through pyramid to get loot
>listen to some fucked CDs on the side
>jump over cacti and play baseball
>legs
>mids playing baseball
>homerun queen has a limp
>her brother's a douchebag
>the other homerun queen looks like a muppet
>can only play when drunk out of my skull
>feels like bad news bears
>japs
>spraying things
>doing sweet tricks
*kids playing baseball
destroy all humans
>rng
>exploding spaceships
>war crimes
>micromanagement
Pearl harbor
FTL?
Until this one is found, here's another.
>classic internet game
>5 games total
>travel through miami and nevada at some point
>cannons
>miami is also filled with crabs
Go on
clearly L.A. Noire
wolfenstein the new order
Bad rats
>futuristic world
>crash landed spaceship
>stranded on sentient planet
>the planet becomes your friend
red faction guerrilla?
nope
here's a hint
it's for the ps2
>kill desert worms and sewer slimes to collect material to upgrade weapons
>ur a pointy eared faggot
>travel in a space ship
I don't remember which game this is either lol
Ratchet and Clank?
Bioshock
Jazz jackrabbit (this game is the shit yo, i still play it nowadays)
I thought it would Vib Ribbon
>get your friends together
>pick your character
>kill em all
>WTF! A FUCKING CLOWN!!!
Bioshock
Jazz jackrabbit (this game is the shit yo, i still play it nowadays)
Halo or dead space
Dantes inferno
Red Faction (this game was the shit as well)
it's not red faction either see this
>dog
>boobs
>supernatural shit
>giant robot
Yeah but which one
If I recall, the desert worms are in Going Commando
>Get drunk
>lose gf
>get gf back
>lotsa money
>lose gf
>dont want money
>just want beer and gf
>gone
>Game is named after a simple word
>Old game
>Aliens, but we never get to see them
>Catchy soundtrack
>wake up drunk
>fuck you gargoyle
>fuck turd pile
>fuck you giant caveman
>game receives reboot
>storm the beaches of normandy on multiplayer
>lose your bitch
>find your bitch
>do it again
>"fuck"
zelda, all of them
or mario brothers
Dis is the same game.
QWOP
Nope, its on NES tho.
then what is it?
Conkers Bad Fur Day
Mario
>shitty mom goes on a cruise with asshole step dad
>get dumped at a shitty private school
>take shit
over
Ghosts and Goblins
fuck u
>born special
>kill chickens
>scream at dragons
>bugs
A bearded PhD scientist has a bad day at work