Ultra/fur thread

ultra/fur thread
For those with power levels so high that only super awesome porn can give them boners, and anything less gives them so little boner that their dick inverts and they become a girl until shown something super kinky

"girls", take note, you may be ultrafurs who only became a girl due to exposure to regular porn and never being exposed to porn this awesome

STRUGGLE SNUGGLE

Feral on athro is top-tier, as long as the position is nice and intimate

furry's in furry suits. That's new.

How much would you have to be paid to be locked up like this for a full day?

Enough that I can live comfortably for the next 20 years

Wtf? other thread 404'd out of nowhere.

Likely deleted by mod.

rude

Why have the mods been so active lately?

lol

Because CP has been rampant, and people are now actually reporting instead of just whining.

Why?

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Probably because dump threads are against the rules.

Been so angry and depressed at times, I hate getting so upped and then downed, if it makes sense.

That's not ultra porn, that's just gay lol

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You're right
THIS is ultra porn

Exactly this. You start an autodump of comics it'll redflag the thread for the mods.

Damn, I thought every thread was a dump thread.

I understand you, do you take any medical drugs? They do help a bit.

That's...better, I guess.

No, I don't want to. Seen too many people change for the worse or depend on the medication.

>I'll actually have to carefully post

This
>autodumpers use their captchas in a way that violates Sup Forums's rules
>bitch for ages if even one person complains, "waaa but it's s/fur"
>thread gets deleted

Difference between normal posting and just setting the autopost to 10seconds

If you set the autopost to like, 30-45 seconds it might trigger the mods.

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I thought that wouldn't trigger them. Oh well. I do need to stop being lazy and post some good stuff. I haven't done any requests in a while.

Forgot image.

>get easily seasick
>storm happens
REEEEEEEEEEE

It shouldn't, but it might.

Got anything like this?

Have you at least gave it a try? Im taking drugs and I feel better now.

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>Stay still, daughter, I need somewhere to rest my christmas tree light penis.

But I guess it's back to my original post of having to carefully post.

Not at all, not too much into feral, but that's cute as hell.

Nope, too scared. Cocaine, acid, and weed are the only things I've ever voluntarily taken.

anyone got some bondage?

All of Gorsha's pics are normal
None are ultrafur

YES
I'll send two truckloads of bondage to your house

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I met you when you were high on weed, and I understand you, first time I took drugs to feel better It did the oppositet and I tried to sudoku, sadly I survived and now Im on Sup Forums again.

Does tentacles count?

Why do people right main characters that have no flaws? I had an interesting idea at one point for a war story with a character that gets slowly and properly more violent to the point of straight up beating people who speak back to him.

A lot of modern characters seem to only suffer from some minor ptsd that only slows them down for a few seconds. Then they get over it ecause majik.

Oh, and this is because I posted something normalish. This should cover my next 30 posts for weirdness.

I thought they were ultra autism.

And now you get to post and I get to talk to you for a bit! You talked to me while I was high?

If you are the real filenames, and if im the real chickpea, then yeah.

I'd say that covers like, 2 posts at the most.

I have no recollection lol

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post more hfur

no

your story sounds incredibly boring

Thats ok, lets talk about drugs, my dog ate my weed plant and now im all sad and shit since its expensive where I live.

you have your own threads dude.

>my dog ate my homework
>my dog ate my weed

That's too funny, sorry man! Girlfriend wants to play Minecraft for a while, I'll be back later, but you also know where to find me! Talk to you later, bro!

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sure thing, have fun.

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Think I'm done. I'm going to play some Paraphore then go to bed. G'night everyone.

This thread needs more sergals

oh my!

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more boring than:
>character flawlessly kills badguys
>all obstacles are easily met
>he's the perfect american
>he's a moral bastion
>even biggest failures are overcome the next time they come up

I'm fucking tired of people accepting biring perfect characters. I want to see some fucked up people who fail in ways that directly fuck them up and they have to live with that. No amount of training will prepare you to climb every mountain.

This sounds like BoJack Horseman.

Never watched it. Any good?

your average pleb relishes in easy-to-self-insert power fantasies

why bother with interesting character arcs when you can have a series of spectacular setpieces and saucy romance?

Yes.
But don't watch if depressed.

>saucy romance
I can't think of any recent games or movies with romance that felt anywhere near real.

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whats a good sight for hfur? I cant seem to find one

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stupid tranny

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by 'saucy romance' I of course mean a brief softcore sex scene

at most10 seconds of bare breasts, maybe a short flaccid cock shot

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Yeah. I guess I'm an outlier. I'm a fan of the old iron man comics where he was a straight up boozer. Realllly messed up his life. I liked reading that. It made him human. For a moment.

slow thread is slow

yes please more

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It is late, bye.

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