My Dad is going to Celebreat his Birthday today

My Dad is going to Celebreat his Birthday today.
about 20 Friends are coming for Barbecue.
It starts in 1h 40min.
Tell me what to do

u should get some time with ur old man instead waste ur time in Sup Forums

UNLESS THE MET HAS BEEN COOKING SINCE LAST NIGHT ITS NOT BARBECUE

i spent a lot of time with my dad so it is okay.
I am also in charge of Mixing some cocktails btw

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Get piss drunk before you get there

ant sauce

it is a kind of Brasilian Barbecue with Calf about 14lbs

later maybe
what???

Ask one of his friends wives to suck you off

put bleach in the drinks

fuck shit up...........punch him in the face.......give him vodka shots.....then make some wicked bbq...pussy

I have no bleach sorry
if there is a good one ill try

If dubs, you finally tell to your father you are gay, just for this day then you say it wasn't true and suck his dick

user's right
just go have a great time with your dad

stream it if you can

not possible

go in the bathroom that everyone is going to use -
take a shit in the bathtub. leave it there. don't tell anyone

post your snapchat and show us you fucking around

show up nude and confused

Top kek do my best
i dont use that shit but i will keep you informed

>step 1: find stingers
>step 2: ???
>step 3: profit

>Hide in your room for most of it
>Come out to steal food scraps later on like the parasite you are
>Dad makes a comment like "Hey look who's out of his cave!"
>Everyone stares at you
>Autistically mumble something and leave with a plate of food, never to be seen again

put shrooms in his food

>jerk off
>take a small amount of jiz and place a few drops into the middle of your hand
>start rubbing your hands together rapidly
>after a while it while it will lose it's liquidity and become flaky
>put flakes into the salt shaker
>profit???

act like a normal child for once, put down your game gear and behave yourself. don't embarrass me like you always do or i'll put you up for adoption you little shit.

kill someone out of the blue

dont have any drugs only a lot of alcohol

stab someone in the middle of the party

that works?
no

this seems really gay unless you bust a fat nut and theres a LOT of flakes.

nice trips but i wont bust in my own hand and rup them together like a retard

Better do it right pleb. Don't embarrass pops on his big day. You don't want his friends calling him a bitch because his cuck of a son can't properly make a drink.

good tell me how to make your favorite drink?

How old are you OP

Are you a grown adult who lives with his parents

clog shitter

nope

Have fun and have a good time with your dad. Mine is dead, I wish I could celebrate his birthday with him.

CUM ON THE DRINKS FAGGOT

Get shit face drunk tell everyone dad molested you.

Get off the computer and help out your family, you ungrateful crotchfruit.

do that and hint he rapes you.

So do you have your own place

Have fun!

Jump head first into the normie life and never look back.

wear mom's panties on head, walk around and ask them if they want to sniff your head

show up and about an hour in douse yourself with gasoline and set yourself on fire while singing happy birthday!

Anyone over 15 that has people over for their birthday party is a fucking faggot. Do they wear little hats and he gets Legos as presents. Your dad is a faggot.

Maybe they are having strippers come over. But OP is a faggot so I doubt it.

>do deh weh wittle hats and he get lagus as present?

Are you here on an expired visa?

walk around with tray of hotdogs but have your penis on one of the buns instead of hotdog.

Rape your sister? idk have fun OP

show up with this cake