Ok niggers without foreskins. Tell me your problem...

Ok niggers without foreskins. Tell me your problem, and I using the holy bible I would be able to say to you why are you wrong and why the fuck you should stop doing that to save your soul.

For example:

Problem: Hey dude, I'm a pedo and I want to fuck a kid
What do says the bible about that?:

"But whoso shall cause one of these little ones which believe on me to stumble, it is profitable for him that a great millstone should be hanged about his neck, and that he should be sunk in the depth of the sea"
-Mattew 18:6

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I masturbate alot, sometimes to cute traps

When I walk around in public, sometimes I randomly hate on strangers for no logical reason.

Hes having a hard time with that one

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon user.

I can't decide whether the council of nicea made the right decision on the holy trinity. Tell me op.

What the fuck is that picture? Also I swear alot I guess.

whale lice

"Know ye not that ye are a temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?"
-1 Corinthians 3:16

"A new commandment I give unto you, that ye love one another; even as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."
-John 13:34

"He that is unrighteous, let him do unrighteousness still: and he that is filthy, let him be made filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him do righteousness still: and he that is holy, let him be made holy still."
-Revelation 22:11

I don't believe that Jesus is the son of God.

So that last one is just basically "you do you"?

What I got from that quote is that it's okay to fuck children according to the bible as long as a: they don't stumble, or b: they aren't christian.

I contemplate eradicating all jews

"My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me"
-John 10:27

"Behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to render to each man according as his work is."
-Revelation 22:12

Quote that shit nigga.

Did you know that our lord Jesus was Jew?

Thank you, user. I need this

I have a massive foot fetish. Help OP

"But whoso shall cause one of these little ones which believe on me to stumble, it is profitable for him that a great millstone should be hanged about his neck, and that he should be sunk in the depth of the sea"

This is not about pedophilia at all, dude. You're reading and reaching so fucking far to make this quote about pedophilia you're in a whole world of your own apart from Christianity. It's much more akin to one of the tales in the story of Pinocchio, which while sex may be one of the things used to make people stray from God it is not even close to the only thing. And I say this as a heavy drug user.

TL:DR - It means he doesn't stand for people who which to make children as degenerate as themselves.

My ex was slutting around while we were together and now I want to strangle her after leaking her nudes

actually I thought about it for another second, you're doing exactly that in your OP post and actually are a complete fucking hypocrite to the exact quote in the bible you used as you're trying to take these youngins on Sup Forums and corrupt them for your cause to your own fucked up (wrong) interpretation of the bible.

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Sorry I still don't get it
How
>"My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me "
>-John 10:27

Have anything to do with Jesus is the son of God.

I force feed my cat and get it to puke on my dick because I cant find an asian girl to do it for me.

thank god the bible is essentially a fantasy novel then.

heaven forbid he corrupts the Sup Forums youngins

Null point. If you wish to say something then speak.

Answer what my question OP.

I can't decide whether the council of nicea made the right decision on the holy trinity. Tell me op. What does the bible say about the first council of Nicea.

I fucking told you about my cat dick thing.

Sometimes I fuck my slaves, and I make some of them with child too

My wife has both a penis and a vagina and I'm okay with both.

Of course people do this all the time all the place all over the world. That's why it makes sense because it's actually something that is a danger to those who wish to follow God and have other's see the light to which they can follow the teachings in the Bible, or other holy books. There's all kinds of trash on television, billboards, and of course on Sup Forums which does this.

I am just angry about a so called follower of God being such a damn hypocrite about this and trying to use the bible to aid their soapbox journey.

If you really care about jesus
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You mean your husband, faggot

Just watched kingsman again, great line.

I like dicks a lot, really only started getting into them after I met my current wife. My wife says the Bible was not ready for intersex people.

lol whats with the go boards though that first one is well played

Give the thanks to God.

"Follow after peace with all men, and the sanctification without which no man shall see the Lord"
-Hebrews 12:14

>Pedo and junkie

"But let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things. Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap"
-Galatians 6:6-7

"And whensoever ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have aught against any one; that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses"
-Mark 11:25

Can you hear a dog whistle? No? Maybe because you are not a fucking dog.

"Know ye not that ye are a temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?"
-1 Corinthians 3:16

Did you know that nazis are satanics and they have the spirit of antichrist?

I cant stop beating it to furry porn

I stoned my neighbor to death for being gay. Am I covered?

"Love thy neighbor" jesus it's not that complicated.

I love nigger music

>still good for a bj

You're doing God's work saving Sup Forums user

Doesn't that contradict something else, though? Should I love my gay neighbor, stone him to death, have gay sex with him and stone both of us to death? Instructions unclear; committed incest.

I like go also. I play with my friend at work.

ahy not all of them ?

I mean, sure. Husband is fine, too, if you're super pedantic. If you're showing any respect, though, she's my wife.

"Or know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with men, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye were washed, but ye were sanctified, but ye were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, and in the Spirit of our God.
-1 Corinthians 6:9-11

"My little children, guard yourselves from idols"
-1 John 5:21

"Even so ye also, when ye shall have done all the things that are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants; we have done that which it was our duty to do"
- Luke 17:10

The bible says it's wrong for a man to bed with another man but it doesn't say that you should kill them because of that. It just says that god will totally frown at you when they pass you on the street, but remember they love everyone anyways no matter how icky buttsex is.

>If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
>but love thy neighbor and stuff

Was the first council of Nicea correct on their decision on the Holy Trinity.. Use your bible wisdom and tell me. I need it. How else can I choose my congregation, as it split the church into different branches.

You shouldn't go to kissing Pope's ass?

I must be using an old bible that shit ain't in mine.

>Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.

>A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death.

>Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.

>You should not let a sorceress live.

So if I'm neighbors with my gay, fortunetelling dad, and I stone him and his sorcerous lover to death, I'm doing AS commanded, but I'm still going to be punished by being stoned to death myself, and go to hell?

Clearly it's old testament. Before you say, but new testament, isn't the OT the word of God, and isn't the word of God law? Where in the NT does it say that the OT is null and void?

i really really like animals. what to do?

I go to a methodist church because I have a lot of friends there and I really don't like the SBC, and my kids are going there because seriously, how else are you going to find friends before age 5? But there's something my wife and I have avoided bringing up with them since we came there, and at this point you could say we've been keeping it from them.

"But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her"
-John 8:7

Hi, OP, I just recently got back from toronto (long trip, haha I'll get into that later) I noticed your thread, Have to say not a fan of the language, but I do get where you're coming from. That being said, as a recovering Alcoholic, AND (here's what i mean) a single mother of two (2 beautiful boys: Justin and Brent)

>walk into Sup Forums
>see this
>I'm not even Christian
>Fuck this place.jpeg

We haven't told them that she has a penis and a vagina. Should we get a divorce?

So he should have thrown the stone? I'm not really seeing how that nullifies all the other commands given, especially since he was CLEARLY speaking about that specific instance and that specific girl.

Also it wasn't in the original text. One of the few instances of people adding new stories to the Bible.

(hey op what should I do about my wife)

It's a faith thing

You are zoophilical person?

"He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. And he that doth not take his cross and follow after me, is not worthy of me.
-Matthew 10:37-38

Then go back to your trap threads dude

"As a dog that returneth to his vomit, so is a fool that repeateth his folly"
-Proverbs 26:11

Like how my brother?

>You are zoophilical person?
maybe

Lambs are led to slaughter, though. Are we food?

I see. Thanks for the reply, op.

(ignoring intersex people won't make them go away)

"And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast"
-Leviticus 20:15

I don't trust bible verses without cartoon girls

me neither, so i'm gonna lay with the beast

I just want to cut off women's hands and masterbate with them

"And thou shalt not lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast, to lie down thereto: it is confusion. Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out from before you And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land vomiteth out her inhabitants. Ye therefore shall keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not do any of these abominations; neither the homeborn, nor the stranger that sojourneth among you"
-Leviticus 18:23-26

"Know ye not that ye are a temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?"
-1 Corinthians 3:16

"Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross"
Colossians 2:14

>-Leviticus 18:23-26
Either you are a Jew or a firm believer that Jesus didn't die for you.
The old laws died with him!

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

If this is OP, You are clearly not educated in theology and you just seem to resort to guess work.

Most denominations believe in what was decided at the first council of Nicea in regards to the Holy Trinity.

Gnostics were non-trinitarian today LDS amongst others are non-trinitarians.

Sometimes I wonder if the Bible has anything to do with Gods actual will and isn't written completely on the disciples behalf.

I enjoy watching people suffer, I'm thinking about starting to hurt them myself

from the best scene in a great movie

Do you are a black person?

Why does Shota turn me on so much?

i furiously masturabate to trap/shemale/sissy porn

Because:

"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempteth no man: 14but each man is tempted, when he is drawn away by his own lust, and enticed"
-James 1:13-14

"Or know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with men, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye were washed, but ye were sanctified, but ye were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, and in the Spirit of our God.
-1 Corinthians 6:9-11

white as a cottage cheese
>slavic cottage cheese

My wife has both a penis and a vagina. Is our marriage blessed by God?

We're equally yoked and shit.

Did she born as a woman?

Read 1 Corinthians 6:9-11

She was born with a vagina, if that's what you mean. The penis started growing after her first year.
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Forgot my go

Then, yes.

Don't forget her chromosomes are XY though. Does this change your answer?

remove the dead stones, you fuckwad. this isn't othello

This is accurate. Millions of genetically male children are born every year without penises and with vaginas.

I was playing against a Japanese coworker. They like to put dead stones in the territory at the end of the game in lieu of counting, unlike the AGA.

enjoy