How do i find the actual ark of the covenant?

How do i find the actual ark of the covenant?

The entire Bible is actually a map to the Ark. Read it and you will be able to decipher the code. Just need the funds to travel about

Look for it, dumbass.

>believing in god
Good job OP.

Didn't know the existence of the Ark had anything to do with the existence of God. It just houses the remains of the 10 commandment tablets (supposedly).

You'll find it inside Kevin Pollak's ass.

That any biblical commandment tablets existed coincides with belief in the storyline of the book itself. Usually constituting a belief in god

Houses the Ten Commandments written by "God". Get my assumption now?

this

>believing in god
>thinks being an atheist makes you any better

X marks the spot. Wait....

you need a really feminine penis to find it

Science!

Indyun Juns already find it. No use.

What ever it is it belongs in a museum

It's in secret government warehouse, user

>watch movie
>blue skidoo we can too
>profit

No not the movie the real one

The Ethiopian Orthodox Church claims to possess the Ark of the Covenant, or Tabot, in Axum. The object is currently kept under guard in a treasury near the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion.

ethiopia dickless

Why don't we take it. We have the strongest military on earth

Etiophian are quite niggers take some Air Jordan and offer a trade

It's prolly somewhere in the Middle East or some shit....if it even existed.
No special powers.... just some cup that that dude JC drank out of.

take it? why? do you think its a weapon like in raiders? or it has magical powers?

thats the holy grail you huge glow in the dark faggot

If it exists which I doubt it's probably locked up in some Rothschild vault.

Oh yes, what a lovely idea. Lets pull our military resources away from ISIS and North Korea and look for a religious relic that may not even exist.

That would be on par with Hitler telling his men to find the Grail.